Worst sex story

[Gaynz39]

I was 16, what can I say?

HaHa, back in Tha day when we just wanted to Smash EVERYTHING...

 

[T-Bagger]

HaHa, back in Tha day when we just wanted to Smash EVERYTHING...

Exactly - even a cooter that smelled like Cooter himself crawled up and died in.

 

[hog72]

Wtf? Did you all grow up in the same trailer park?

There ain’t no two story trailers in my trailer park. Lol

 

[hammerheart]

I never had sex. Is that a story

 

[TX_Hempknight]

There ain’t no two story trailers in my trailer park. Lol

Not enough meth in that trailer park then. Lmao

 

[hog72]

Had a girlfriend when I was a teenager and I gave my virginity to her. The bitch was so hot but her pussy smelled so bad - a mixture of non-deodorized armpit and fish and probably some dried urine. First time I went down on her I was gagging and heaving the whole time, even while breathing with my mouth only. One time this bitch straddled my face and her funk ran down my face and neck. She could smell herself and couldn’t even tolerate it. After we broke up, some friends and I went to her house at like 2 AM and the silly bitch left her bedroom window open with no screen (bedroom was on the second floor) and we threw bottles of douche through her window as well as water balloons filled with red food coloring, which exploded all over her white comforter. Nasty, dirty whore.

G’damn that’s rough T-bag, u are a tough m-f’er

 

[T-Bagger]

G’damn that’s rough T-bag, u are a tough m-f’er

Lol, not sure how to take that - like sarcastic or honestly.

 

[hog72]

Lol, not sure how to take that - like sarcastic or honestly.

Honestly, not sarcasm, lol
I banged a few gals in the day that had a stinky monkey, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t go back for seconds, maybe thirds. Who knows. So I guess I’m a tough m-f’er to. Ooooooo that smell.

 

[T-Bagger]

Honestly, not sarcasm, lol
I banged a few gals in the day that had a stinky monkey, and I’ll be damned if I didn’t go back for seconds, maybe thirds. Who knows. So I guess I’m a tough m-f’er to. Ooooooo that smell.

Some days were worse than others. I was banging that whore for 6 months all the time and my bedroom smelled like the bowels of Hell afterwards.

 

[hog72]

Some days were worse than others. I was banging that whore for 6 months all the time and my bedroom smelled like the bowels of Hell afterwards.

Lmfao, ur dumb
That is crazy
Why do we tend to punish ourselves

 

[hog72]

Aww the smell of burnt ass and coco butter

 

[T-Bagger]

Lmfao, ur dumb
That is crazy
Why do we tend to punish ourselves

I was 16 and getting pussy and getting my dick sucked lol. And thought I loved her LMAO.