Fuck Ya'll: MY weird random sex thread...

[LeoTC]

Pretty straight forward. Off work and wanna sleep.

Severely erect dick is making sleep not happen. But I'm apparently completely ADHD and can't decide what to jerk off to.

So...what the fuck kind of porn am I watching this morning?

Links?

If linking know I prefer Red>Brunnett>Blonde

Really no preference for body type. Not really into Grannies or obese. Could maybe bust one to Betsy Palmer. :/

If ya'll are just gonna post up a bunch a gay porn to troll me, I prefer androgynous femme guys with colored hair and stripey socks.

Trans is what it is, but Asian has kinda become cliche.

Put some effort in and at least troll me with something of quality.
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Thanks!

 

[T-Bagger]

LMFAO. Oh man this is hilarious, especially knowing people are going to troll you with gay porn or obesity. Not gonna lie - every thing you posted went through my mind on posting in here. Crying!

 

[rpbb]

LMFAO. Oh man this is hilarious, especially knowing people are going to troll you with gay porn or obesity. Not gonna lie - every thing you posted went through my mind on posting in here. Crying!

send em the link to the ppl winner

 

[T-Bagger]

send em the link to the ppl winner

I’ll leave that to @ickyrica

 

[ickyrica]

Cap'n Mongos's porno playhouse. Thank me later

 

[nervje]

I jerked off to dee williams lately

Other than that mompov has some hot as shit milfs pov style


BUUUUUT im just limp dicked tho

 

[T-Bagger]

I jerked off to Billy dee williams lately

Other than that mompov has some hot as shit milfs pov style


BUUUUUT im just limp dicked tho

Fixed it for you. Sick bastard

 

[nervje]

Fixed it for you. Sick bastard

He got the sauce bro

 

[T-Bagger]

He got the sauce bro

LMAO

 

[johntt44]

I had some fucking wild sex about a month ago. She bit my fucking jaw and made me bleed while yelling all kinds of crazy shit. I came.... Throwing her around, pinning her hands on the bed.

 

[CAswole]

this is so interesting/peculiar / disturbing. So u want us to send you jack off options? U said no grannies so i am of no use to u.

 

[ickyrica]

I've seen cock with @MisterSuperGod written on it. That may help...

Or not....

 

[johntt44]

Porn is ok. Women are where it's at though. God!!! Grrrr......

 

[LeoTC]

Porn is ok. Women are where it's at though. God!!! Grrrr......

I lacked the desire to make a booty call after a twenty hour day. I just wanted to bust and pass out.

I jerked off to dee williams lately

Other than that mompov has some hot as shit milfs pov style


BUUUUUT im just limp dicked tho

Don't want none of what you're having.

I thoroughly enjoy having a functional dick.

 

[LeoTC]

send em the link to the ppl winner

I'd hit it.

-\('.')/-

 

[ickyrica]

I'd hit it.

-\('.')/-

The ppl winner or the entry that won the contest?

 

[Oregongearhead]

You like weird ? Chloe swings both ways !

 

[LeoTC]

The winning entry.

Though to be fair, I don't remember WHO won or if I've seen sufficient pics of said winner to answer otherwise?

But as noted, my tastes in that arena are pretty particular.

 

[LeoTC]

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You like weird ? Chloe swings both ways !

Those eyebrows are fucking horrendous. Lol.

 

[Oregongearhead]

Those eyebrows are fucking horrendous. Lol.

Yeah but you lost that erection didnt ya ?
You dont have to thank me