I have a problem

[JMpMasterSteve]

Im a little under middle aged man and I’m addicted to gourmet jelly beans....there I said it. Jelly belly, nerds beans, starburst beans you name it I’m addicted to it. I’ve smoked, chewed, drank and nothing has compared to this need.
There was an attempt on my life a while back when someone, I still don’t know who, infiltrated my open bag of jelly belly original flavors with some bean boozled jelly beans. Now if you haven’t tasted some bean boozled these are the most disgusting creations known to man. There’s grass clippings, toothpaste flavor, and the worst of all skunk. I suggest getting on amazon and buying some for your kids. Anyway, after vomiting due to the replicated flavor of tossing a skunks salad, a whole bag of jelly beans was wasted. This sent me into a spiral of depression for sometime but that’s besides the point.
No matter how strict I am on my diet, I will always smash jelly beans in bed like theres no tomorrow. Hopefully I’m not the only one out there with a wierd addiction that can not be tamed.

 

[Mac11wildcat]

Im a little under middle aged man and I’m addicted to gourmet jelly beans....there I said it. Jelly belly, nerds beans, starburst beans you name it I’m addicted to it. I’ve smoked, chewed, drank and nothing has compared to this need.
There was an attempt on my life a while back when someone, I still don’t know who, infiltrated my open bag of jelly belly original flavors with some bean boozled jelly beans. Now if you haven’t tasted some bean boozled these are the most disgusting creations known to man. There’s grass clippings, toothpaste flavor, and the worst of all skunk. I suggest getting on amazon and buying some for your kids. Anyway, after vomiting due to the replicated flavor of tossing a skunks salad, a whole bag of jelly beans was wasted. This sent me into a spiral of depression for sometime but that’s besides the point.
No matter how strict I am on my diet, I will always smash jelly beans in bed like theres no tomorrow. Hopefully I’m not the only one out there with a wierd addiction that can not be tamed.

LOL. Does Jelly Beans Anonymous even exist?

 

[JMpMasterSteve]

LOL. Does Jelly Beans Anonymous even exist?

No, there’s only a few of us

 

[flenser]

But the IS a https://www.jellybeanaddiction.com.au/about.html. Just browsing their song list might be enough to put you on the road to recovery : )

 

[Eman]

Jelly beans are coated with shellac, it gives them the shiny look.

Shellac is made from beatle excrement.

As such, each time you eat a jelly bean... You're eating bug shit. Keep this in mind as you let those little guys melt in your mouth.

If it helps, Millard would probably be happy to change your handle to BeatleShit. Has a decent ring to it.

 

[Mac11wildcat]

Jelly beans are coated with shellac, it gives them the shiny look.

Shellac is made from beatle excrement.

As such, each time you eat a jelly bean... You're eating bug shit. Keep this in mind as you let those little guys melt in your mouth.

If it helps, Millard would probably be happy to change your handle to BeatleShit. Has a decent ring to it.

Alternatively. They’re atleast partly “organic,” so that’s good.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Jelly beans are coated with shellac, it gives them the shiny look.

Shellac is made from beatle excrement.

As such, each time you eat a jelly bean... You're eating bug shit. Keep this in mind as you let those little guys melt in your mouth.

If it helps, Millard would probably be happy to change your handle to BeatleShit. Has a decent ring to it.

Continuing on Eman’s train of thought, the interior of jelly beans are made of gelatin. Gelatin is collagen derived from animal parts, primarily hooves and tendons.

So just think of those irresistibly tasty little “jelly beans” as what they really are - “bug shit covered hoof beans”.

 

[Mac11wildcat]

100% organic. That’s basically a salad.

Continuing on Eman’s train of thought, the interior of jelly beans are made of gelatin. Gelatin is collagen derived from animal parts, primarily hooves and tendons.

So just think of those irresistibly tasty little “jelly beans” as what they really are - “bug shit covered hoof beans”.

 

[Oregongearhead]

Im a little under middle aged man and I’m addicted to gourmet jelly beans....there I said it. Jelly belly, nerds beans, starburst beans you name it I’m addicted to it. I’ve smoked, chewed, drank and nothing has compared to this need.
There was an attempt on my life a while back when someone, I still don’t know who, infiltrated my open bag of jelly belly original flavors with some bean boozled jelly beans. Now if you haven’t tasted some bean boozled these are the most disgusting creations known to man. There’s grass clippings, toothpaste flavor, and the worst of all skunk. I suggest getting on amazon and buying some for your kids. Anyway, after vomiting due to the replicated flavor of tossing a skunks salad, a whole bag of jelly beans was wasted. This sent me into a spiral of depression for sometime but that’s besides the point.
No matter how strict I am on my diet, I will always smash jelly beans in bed like theres no tomorrow. Hopefully I’m not the only one out there with a wierd addiction that can not be tamed.

The struggle is real brother .
Peppermints here . For years right before bed got to have my Brachs Starbrites peppermints , a couple at least . I know its not good for GH or insulin levels , but the only time I can get a handle on it is when I go full blown Keto and I cut out all refined sugar .

 

[Neewbiest guy]

Im a little under middle aged man and I’m addicted to gourmet jelly beans....there I said it.

LMFAO!!

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Im a little under middle aged man and I’m addicted to gourmet jelly beans....there I said it. Jelly belly, nerds beans, starburst beans you name it I’m addicted to it. I’ve smoked, chewed, drank and nothing has compared to this need.
There was an attempt on my life a while back when someone, I still don’t know who, infiltrated my open bag of jelly belly original flavors with some bean boozled jelly beans. Now if you haven’t tasted some bean boozled these are the most disgusting creations known to man. There’s grass clippings, toothpaste flavor, and the worst of all skunk. I suggest getting on amazon and buying some for your kids. Anyway, after vomiting due to the replicated flavor of tossing a skunks salad, a whole bag of jelly beans was wasted. This sent me into a spiral of depression for sometime but that’s besides the point.
No matter how strict I am on my diet, I will always smash jelly beans in bed like theres no tomorrow. Hopefully I’m not the only one out there with a wierd addiction that can not be tamed.

Chocolate fucking croissants.

That shit has to be as addictive as crack.

I cant grt it under control.
Despite HGH and my own health issues that should stop me from eating sugars.

Doesnt help that my wife keeps buying them.
Wtf

 

[WeMadeItToAndromeda]

Chocolate fucking croissants.

That shit has to be as addictive as crack.

I cant grt it under control.
Despite HGH and my own health issues that should stop me from eating sugars.

Doesnt help that my wife keeps buying them.
Wtf

My wife does the same shit to me man, except it's those sour sweet tarts or whatever, they used to be called shock tarts. Fuckers are so sour they'll leave sores in your mouth and make your tongue raw but I can't fucking resist them.

I think she's trying to make me fat.

 

[johntt44]

My wife does the same shit to me man, except it's those sour sweet tarts or whatever, they used to be called shock tarts. Fuckers are so sour they'll leave sores in your mouth and make your tongue raw but I can't fucking resist them.

I think she's trying to make me fat.

Has she upped your life insurance recently? I love those things too! Salt and vinegar chips give me cankers too....

 

[LeoTC]

Get it.

Starburst jellybeans are my fucking jam. I grab a bag at Easter and demolish them.

The rest of the year I'm not around candy or candy isles, so I guess I don't think about it. If I get a sweet craving I go for Cashew Icecream or Halotop.

 

[Btcowboy]

Get it.

Starburst jellybeans are my fucking jam. I grab a bag at Easter and demolish them.

The rest of the year I'm not around candy or candy isles, so I guess I don't think about it. If I get a sweet craving I go for Cashew Icecream or Halotop.

Ice cream gets me everytime. Generally not around but have my grandkids here lots so there is always ice cream lol

 

[WeMadeItToAndromeda]

Has she upped your life insurance recently? I love those things too! Salt and vinegar chips give me cankers too....

Come to think of it, she has.....nah, haha. I dont even think she knows how much life insurance I have. I fuck with salt and vinegar chips myself but that candy, I just dont have the will power so I have to blast Tren year 'round and hate myself.

 

[weighted chinup]

I was fully expecting another "oh man pls 2 help me I knocked up my side-chick" thread.

This is much worse.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

My wife does the same shit to me man, except it's those sour sweet tarts or whatever, they used to be called shock tarts. Fuckers are so sour they'll leave sores in your mouth and make your tongue raw but I can't fucking resist them.

I think she's trying to make me fat.

Bro,
She goes out and buys a whole plastic container of chocolate croissants... then says they are for her.

She knows they are my fucking kryptonite.
It doesnt help that shes a 110 lb Asian woman that can literally eat whatever she wants with zero reprecussions.
When I cook chicken breasts... she says.. "fuck that, I'm doing s cheeseburger... then crushing an entire toblerone"
Wow
I didnt know I had so much anger in me.
This was pretty therapeutic. lol

 

[johntt44]

I was fully expecting another "oh man pls 2 help me I knocked up my side-chick" thread.

This is much worse.

Hahaha! Or someone from Europe(always seems to be) who is 25 and his pecker dont work even when his mom gets nekkid.

 

[johntt44]

Jelly beans are coated with shellac, it gives them the shiny look.

Shellac is made from beatle excrement.

As such, each time you eat a jelly bean... You're eating bug shit. Keep this in mind as you let those little guys melt in your mouth.

If it helps, Millard would probably be happy to change your handle to BeatleShit. Has a decent ring to it.

I saw on tv where artificial raspberry flavoring is made from a secretion from the anal glands of beavers! Not the good beavers, they dont have anal glands, just close by.