Being a "lesbian-only cuckold" ?

[master.on]

I don't why hot lesbians give me such hard boners, sometimes even in public places

Anyhow, I just discovered this 10/10 I was dating is a closeted lesbian
It won't take time for her to reject me, so she can keep on dating/banging lesbian bimbos. She just ain't into men, although we really had a deep connection.

Can I agree to being some sort of lesbian-only cuckold where she bangs her lesbian friends as I just watch (and get real hard boners).
Then I bang her after her GFs leave.
That's the only way I can think of ever being able to bang her. Now I'm totally obsessed with her, since I learned she's a Lesbian.

No dildos (or any other men) will be allowed, EVER.

Of course this only applies to girls that you don't want for any serious relationships or commitment.
Birth control is mandatory.

 

[johntt44]

Wont she be satisfied when the girl leaves? She wont need you!

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

[emoji2369] You turned her?

 

[Praeceptorem]

I don't why hot lesbians give me such hard boners, sometimes even in public places

Anyhow, I just discovered this 10/10 I was dating is a closeted lesbian
It won't take time for her to reject me, so she can keep on dating/banging lesbian bimbos. She just ain't into men, although we really had a deep connection.

Can I agree to being some sort of lesbian-only cuckold where she bangs her lesbian friends as I just watch (and get real hard boners).
Then I bang her after her GFs leave.
That's the only way I can think of ever being able to bang her. Now I'm totally obsessed with her, since I learned she's a Lesbian.

No dildos (or any other men) will be allowed, EVER.

Of course this only applies to girls that you don't want for any serious relationships or commitment.
Birth control is mandatory.

I literally do this- sometimes I get both asses. Depends on her mood. . Have fun man that’s what it’s about.

 

[indyfitguy]

LEEEEZBIAAAN!!!!!

 

[egonormical1010]

Just make sure her gf puts a rubber on her strap on. Don’t want some funk coming back to you.

Didn’t catch the dildo prohibition on my first read.

Make sure she puts rubbers on her fingers so you don’t get some nasty funk.

 

[johntt44]

It's weird how lesbians dont like men(sexually) but use dildos. My wife worked with a nurse who was lesbian. She explained how her and her girlfriend licked, fingered, then used a dildo. My wife told her "Why dont you just jump on a dick?"

 

[rpbb]

Just make sure her gf puts a rubber on her strap on. Don’t want some funk coming back to you.

Didn’t catch the dildo prohibition on my first read.

Make sure she puts rubbers on her fingers so you don’t get some nasty funk.

huh?

 

[Sk8man101]

So you want your new girlfriend to bang another chick in front of you?

Good fuckin luck.

 

[Adrian868]

So is she the catcher or the pitcher? I had lots of dykes worked for me and none was good looking and all of them was a pitcher. the one who is taking the dildo is usually a Bisexual. and from what I know and with live evidence the Bisexual will always choose a dyke over a real man

 

[master.on]

Wont she be satisfied when the girl leaves? She wont need you!

Good point.
She'll likely move with me, so she'll have plenty of time to rest and even sleep after sex.

Just make sure her gf puts a rubber on her strap on. Don’t want some funk coming back to you.

Didn’t catch the dildo prohibition on my first read.

Make sure she puts rubbers on her fingers so you don’t get some nasty funk.

Great advice
I was thinking about asking the other girl to wash her hands (preferably with a surgical grade antibacterial soap) and then pour some alcohol gel (again, preferably surgical grade) on her hands before fingering her.

It's weird how lesbians dont like men(sexually) but use dildos. My wife worked with a nurse who was lesbian. She explained how her and her girlfriend licked, fingered, then used a dildo. My wife told her "Why dont you just jump on a dick?"

Interesting because she was a nurse.
Do you guys happen to know why so many nurses are lesbian?

So you want your new girlfriend to bang another chick in front of you?

Good fuckin luck.

She's a lesbian friend. A smoking hot one.
Despite my best seduction attempts (countless hours watching seduction videos) I only managed to kiss her.

Now I'm trying to convince her to move in to my apartment, I'll let her have sex with her gfs as I watch (but don't join) if she lets me have sex with her afterwards.
That's the only way I could ever have sex with her.

So is she the catcher or the pitcher? I had lots of dykes worked for me and none was good looking and all of them was a pitcher. the one who is taking the dildo is usually a Bisexual. and from what I know and with live evidence the Bisexual will always choose a dyke over a real man

To be honest IDK yet.

 

[egonormical1010]

huh?

It was basically an extension of the joke master-on made when he said “birth control mandatory”, seeing as how lesbians don’t need birth control. I said to use condoms on the strap ons to prevent STD’s, as if dildos could be active carriers of funk. Then I went back and had to edit the post because mast said there were strictly no dildos allowed. That’s when I said to use condoms on the fingers, basically replacing the word strap on with fingers.

This is most likely more confusing, and I apologize in advance.

 

[LeoTC]

Wow.

I dont even have the words to articulate the level of stupid here.

Mind legitimately blown.

 

[LeoTC]

Wow.

I dont even have the words to articulate the level of stupid here.

Mind legitimately blown.

 

[NovaFlex]

My wife came out to me 4 years ago, after we were already married. She told me she is way more attracted to women than men, but still likes dick (60/40). We’ve had a lot of fun with it, but if I’m honest, it’s difficult sometimes to keep emotions/jealousy contained...anyone who hasn’t been in the situation thinks it’s the best scenario ever (it can be—physically), but there’s a lot more to it than just the sex portion. Personally, I lost a really close friend that we made the mistake of hooking up with and things ended up badly.

 

[johntt44]

Wow.

I dont even have the words to articulate the level of stupid here.

Mind legitimately blown.

Me, personally, I have no experience sexually with lesbians. I'm just reiterating what my wife told me.

 

[master.on]

Me, personally, I have no experience sexually with lesbians. I'm just reiterating what my wife told me.

Hot, feminine lesbians are the best.
Most are secretly craving for dick, but won't admit it.

My wife came out to me 4 years ago, after we were already married. She told me she is way more attracted to women than men, but still likes dick (60/40). We’ve had a lot of fun with it, but if I’m honest, it’s difficult sometimes to keep emotions/jealousy contained...anyone who hasn’t been in the situation thinks it’s the best scenario ever (it can be—physically), but there’s a lot more to it than just the sex portion. Personally, I lost a really close friend that we made the mistake of hooking up with and things ended up badly.

If you're married that's a whole different thing
none of you should be dating/banging any other people, not even lesbian gfs.

Marriage means compromise, settling down, living a decent life
Why is it so hard to understand for some people?

 

[Sk8man101]

My wife came out to me 4 years ago, after we were already married. She told me she is way more attracted to women than men, but still likes dick (60/40). We’ve had a lot of fun with it, but if I’m honest, it’s difficult sometimes to keep emotions/jealousy contained...anyone who hasn’t been in the situation thinks it’s the best scenario ever (it can be—physically), but there’s a lot more to it than just the sex portion. Personally, I lost a really close friend that we made the mistake of hooking up with and things ended up badly.

You poor thing man, we'll pray for you.

 

[NovaFlex]

Not to sound rude, but if it isn’t immoral or illegal, whose business is it what we choose to do? We’re both professionals and choose to have fun in different ways...some people party / drink / so drugs. We don’t do any of that, but we enjoy women. Lol.

Hot, feminine lesbians are the best.
Most are secretly craving for dick, but won't admit it.



If you're married that's a whole different thing
none of you should be dating/banging any other people, not even lesbian gfs.

Marriage means compromise, settling down, living a decent life
Why is it so hard to understand for some people?

 

[johntt44]

Not to sound rude, but if it isn’t immoral or illegal, whose business is it what we choose to do? We’re both professionals and choose to have fun in different ways...some people party / drink / so drugs. We don’t do any of that, but we enjoy women. Lol.

Yeah, if you and your wife agree on it, it's ok. Doing it behind their back is whats bad.