THE GREAT SWORDER DEBATE THREAD.......

[Sworder]

Bummer! If they'd left it on he could've had a major role in Avatar without any CGI.

That should have been his breakout role if that were the case, instead of being beguiled by "Titanic Pitt" we would have a blue humanoid tailed creature that has a very boyish handsomeness to him. Ehhh, that's the type of stuff Japanese pornography is based upon man. You have a nasty mind Sir! Ewww.

 

[johntt44]

Bummer! If they'd left it on he could've had a major role in Avatar without any CGI.

I was lying. Just being a shit stirrer, hehe!

 

[johntt44]

That should have been his breakout role if that were the case, instead of being beguiled by "Titanic Pitt" we would have a blue humanoid tailed creature that has a very boyish handsomeness to him. Ehhh, that's the type of stuff Japanese pornography is based upon man. You have a nasty mind Sir! Ewww.

I remember somebody telling me that you can buy used womens panties out of vending machines in Tokyo? Anybody know? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Sworder]

I remember somebody telling me that you can buy used womens panties out of vending machines in Tokyo? Anybody know? I'm asking for a friend.

Oh yeah that's well known!
Hey, listen to this one, if you go to the gym on the corner of 1st and El Camino Real. The men's room, go to the 3rd bathroom stall and knock four times and clap once then proceed to ask for the Bruiser special!

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Oh yeah that's well known!
Hey, listen to this one, if you go to the gym on the corner of 1st and El Camino Real. The men's room, go to the 3rd bathroom stall and knock four times and clap once then proceed to ask for the Bruiser special!

[emoji57] Is that where you spend most of your days Sworder, er.... Bruiser?!

You set that one up easy.

 

[Sworder]

[emoji57] Is that where you spend most of your days Sworder, er.... Bruiser?!

You set that one up easy.

No, I don't think so Buster!

 

[Logan44551]

Oh yeah that's well known!
Hey, listen to this one, if you go to the gym on the corner of 1st and El Camino Real. The men's room, go to the 3rd bathroom stall and knock four times and clap once then proceed to ask for the Bruiser special!

You live around there?

 

[Oregongearhead]

You live around there?

He is Bruiser ....

 

[Sworder]

You live around there?

No... I was asking if anybody knew if that were true...

 

[Logan44551]

He is Bruiser ....

I had him pegged as the catcher not the pitcher. You see what I did there

 

[Oregongearhead]

I had him pegged as the catcher not the pitcher. You see what I did there

I liked it better when Sworder was talking about Emperor Penguins

 

[Sworder]

I had him pegged as the catcher not the pitcher. You see what I did there

Yes, I saw what you did there.
Pegged is often used to describe when a person is identified as something, it has an alternative meaning as well. When a man is penetrated by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo.

That was a very clever use of a homonym Logan! Good job!

I know how to use synonyms, it's words that have the same meaning. For example, funny and hilarious are synonyms. They have the same meaning.

Also, I just wanted to say. Today I am dealing with some personal issues, I woke up with a pimple, on my face. So I would appreciate if everybody could be nice and gentle with me. Maybe compliment my fine looks or something about my humor.

Would appreciate it guys!

Thank you beforehand.

 

[Sworder]

I liked it better when Sworder was talking about Emperor Penguins

Did you know Emperor Penguins use air bubbles in their feathers to help propel themselves from the water up onto the ice?

 

[johntt44]

Did you know Emperor penguins sit on the eggs until hatched and they like being pegged?

 

[Oregongearhead]

Did you know Emperor Penguins use air bubbles in their feathers to help propel themselves from the water up onto the ice?

I used to fish in the upper Bering Sea . When we did a land drop those damn penguins were everywhere . They had learned how to be a pesk and how to steal fish from us .

 

[Sworder]

I used to fish in the upper Bering Sea . When we did a land drop those damn penguins were everywhere . They had learned how to be a pesk and how to steal fish from us .

Are you being serious? I wouldn't think Emp penguins would be that far north? Damn crazy ass penguins.

 

[Oregongearhead]

Are you being serious? I wouldn't think Emp penguins would be that far north? Damn crazy ass penguins.

They are not native to Alaska . These were brung there by the Norwegians (or Russians) never got that right and they flourished . Theres alot of non-native animals brung to Alaska to breed .

 

[Oregongearhead]

The Tanana/Delta Valley in Alaska is now full of Wyoming Buffalo brung there decades ago . They cohabitate with the Moose & Caribou .

 

[Sworder]

They are not native to Alaska . These were brung there by the Norwegians (or Russians) never got that right and they flourished . Theres alot of non-native animals brung to Alaska to breed .

That's a Pablo Escobar move!
I would think the polar bears would be happy if they found some little penguins around there.

 

[$BlackBeard]

That's a Pablo Escobar move!

Kudos if you can name what’s a non-native species living in Columbia.