notdeadYET
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Why sleep in till 5 AM? Jocko Willink is up by 4:30 AM.
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A message for all the germaphobe pussies when it comes to the kung flu!
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Yeah but what do you do with wet butthole and ass cheeks?
Ooof photoshop surgical mask into dylan son of bitch
notdeadYET
Member
What did I do last night to my girls wet butthole? Or what would I do after washing my ass with one of these contraptions? I only know the answer to one of these.
I was wondering the same thing.
Constant fucking jungle ass.
That will 100% lead to a rash.
Just have to do like Afghans
Throw some sand up there to dry your shit... and just walk it off.
The dried shit will fall out of your man pajamas...
Now it's on the floor and someone elses problem
Dilemma solved.
you can all thank me later
LeoTC
Member
Same for both, shower curtain?
That's a pretty SHITTY way to deal with the problem bro
...wife's towel
Human_backhoe
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Pro tip! Just waffle stomp!
I got the solution.....
Go jack the shit paper out of porta johns!!! Find places with porta johns and just rob em' blind during the night!!!
Go jack the shit paper out of porta johns!!! Find places with porta johns and just rob em' blind during the night!!!
The Terminator
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You all know you can take a damn shower after a dump and clean your duked assholes with soap and water, which honestly I try to do after normal wiping. Of course I wipe with damp Kirkland paper towels I bought from the Kirkland Costco, I don’t believe people are buying paper towels like crazy. Toilet paper is worthless compared to a good paper towel. And I actually don’t go to the Kirkland Costco that often anymore lol, it’s been a few months.
MisterSuperGod
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Zebedee
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Saw a really funny sketch by a British satirist yesterday. Anyway, his opinion was that it's all being bought by upper middle class guys who have well paid jobs in the media etc & who can just self-isolate, cough-cough, "work from home" & basically spend two weeks at home watching pornhub & wanking into the loo roll.
Probably has a point.
Of all the things people are buying out right now I wouldn't have thought biscuits would be so sought after. Not a single roll of any brand left at my Kroger last night.
Worf
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I guess you never used a porta John, the minute the shit truck leaves some stupid fuck comes and steals the tp
Logan44551
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All the minute rice was gone at Safeway earlier
Apparently the places that charge more still have basically everything like Walgreens and gas stations and such. So I hear anyway. Saw my cousin in town yesterday and they had a bunch of toilet paper from Walgreens and were going to a local deli buying a bunch of meat. My Kroger only had two pounds of 90% lean beef left last night.
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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4:45 club
Love his podcast, lot of career operators give Jocko shit but I appreciate his contributions.
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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Are you kidding me? I live to use portajohns! They have the best messages in magic marker ever inside of them, such as ,"hey girls, enjoy being hot while you still can, because when your tour is over and you're back to civilian life you'll all be ugly as fuck again!!"
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