Nordic Fusion Labs Canadian Domestic Only

Gotta hand it to you, great new excuse. Labs use home addresses right
That's right. UGLs are shipping dozens of parcels of scheduled substances across the country every day but live in zero fear of putting their real return addresses on the packages because they know that at least the pack doesn't cross a border. Police would never place an order and look to the real return address to arrest UGL workers. UGLs would never rat out each other's return addresses.

But there's NO WAY to ship a parcel from Canada to Janoshik without putting your real name, address, and multiple flares outside your home so that the police can find you easily all for the 1mL of oil you mail him to test something.

Of course @MfgEng and the Nordic rep here think very similarly in this regard so perhaps we're being obtuse
 
But there's NO WAY to ship a parcel from Canada to Janoshik without putting your real name, address, and multiple flares outside your home so that the police can find you easily all for the 1mL of oil you mail him to test something.

Of course @MfgEng and the Nordic rep here think very similarly in this regard so perhaps we're being obtuse
You are really close on this one. Yes real name and address. Government issued ID is required for certain countries to send to or else it's an intense inspection. People lie and get things though however a mule a few steps away with some cash will make the shipment if worse comes to worse. The government hammers the out senders if they want to go at it. It's like they don't give half a shit about what comes in (steroid wise only) but o my goodness they sure do (depending on what it is- it's like they find 90% of crap leaving the boarder, you should see what they confiscate on a regular basis like super high end weed professionally sealed in baby food cans LOL) care about what is going out.
 
You are really close on this one. Yes real name and address. Government issued ID is required for certain countries to send to or else it's an intense inspection. People lie and get things though however a mule a few steps away with some cash will make the shipment if worse comes to worse. The government hammers the out senders if they want to go at it. It's like they don't give half a shit about what comes in (steroid wise only) but o my goodness they sure do (depending on what it is- it's like they find 90% of crap leaving the boarder, you should see what they confiscate on a regular basis like super high end weed professionally sealed in baby food cans LOL) care about what is going out.
Nah. Walk into Staples and you can send a fedex envelope anywhere in the world and no, you don't need to present ID. You either don't know what you're talking about or you're deliberately lying because you want to overstate how difficult it is for a lab to test their products, but I can't for the life of me imagine why that could be:rolleyes:
 
Hey all,
First time I popped in and theres a lot going on with speculations. So I hope I can clear some things up

So reading everything on this testing theres lots of right and wrongs here.

Yes we can send items across the world without putting personal information. But as stated the borders are tough. We have lost dozens of samples going to jano because the borders find them 9/10 times. We used to test all the time and never post results and there were no issues. I think results have been posted 2-3x in the last 8 years of doing this. And no one has complained as the gear has always been what it should be

We've been using the same raw supplier since we started. Tests were always good then and for the couple of years after we started. So with that aspect and having nothing but great reviews we slowly stopped testing products as regularly as they've always been the same year after year. Not saying that we dont test products but we dont test everything as we've had the same chain for years. If its that imperative for us to post test results here and there then fine. Next time we get them done they can be posted. Wont be for awhile most likely but I promise they will get posted once done

Second thing I would like to address is customer service. I read some comments in the Canadian thread. If theres any issues it would be nice to have people email me so I know whats going on. I can't fix things if I don't know they exist.

lastly there have been rumours that Pur pharma is us. Now I know there is a rep that carries both products and sells them but Pur is not ours in any way shape or form. Its one rep that I know of that carries it and thats that.

I hope this clears some things up

Email if theres any other questions

fusioncanada@protonmail.com

Cheers peeps
 
Hey all,
First time I popped in and theres a lot going on with speculations. So I hope I can clear some things up

So reading everything on this testing theres lots of right and wrongs here.

Yes we can send items across the world without putting personal information. But as stated the borders are tough. We have lost dozens of samples going to jano because the borders find them 9/10 times. We used to test all the time and never post results and there were no issues. I think results have been posted 2-3x in the last 8 years of doing this. And no one has complained as the gear has always been what it should be

We've been using the same raw supplier since we started. Tests were always good then and for the couple of years after we started. So with that aspect and having nothing but great reviews we slowly stopped testing products as regularly as they've always been the same year after year. Not saying that we dont test products but we dont test everything as we've had the same chain for years. If its that imperative for us to post test results here and there then fine. Next time we get them done they can be posted. Wont be for awhile most likely but I promise they will get posted once done

Second thing I would like to address is customer service. I read some comments in the Canadian thread. If theres any issues it would be nice to have people email me so I know whats going on. I can't fix things if I don't know they exist.

lastly there have been rumours that Pur pharma is us. Now I know there is a rep that carries both products and sells them but Pur is not ours in any way shape or form. Its one rep that I know of that carries it and thats that.

I hope this clears some things up

Email if theres any other questions

fusioncanada@protonmail.com

Cheers peeps
Thanks Nordic. My understanding is the customer service issues were on different forums and not Meso. I'm responsible for Meso and I get no complaints only praise for our customers service. HumanSponge@protonmail.com
 
Hey all,
First time I popped in and theres a lot going on with speculations. So I hope I can clear some things up

So reading everything on this testing theres lots of right and wrongs here.

Yes we can send items across the world without putting personal information. But as stated the borders are tough. We have lost dozens of samples going to jano because the borders find them 9/10 times. We used to test all the time and never post results and there were no issues. I think results have been posted 2-3x in the last 8 years of doing this. And no one has complained as the gear has always been what it should be

We've been using the same raw supplier since we started. Tests were always good then and for the couple of years after we started. So with that aspect and having nothing but great reviews we slowly stopped testing products as regularly as they've always been the same year after year. Not saying that we dont test products but we dont test everything as we've had the same chain for years. If its that imperative for us to post test results here and there then fine. Next time we get them done they can be posted. Wont be for awhile most likely but I promise they will get posted once done

Second thing I would like to address is customer service. I read some comments in the Canadian thread. If theres any issues it would be nice to have people email me so I know whats going on. I can't fix things if I don't know they exist.

lastly there have been rumours that Pur pharma is us. Now I know there is a rep that carries both products and sells them but Pur is not ours in any way shape or form. Its one rep that I know of that carries it and thats that.

I hope this clears some things up

Email if theres any other questions

fusioncanada@protonmail.com

Cheers peeps
More bulllshit
 
This was years ago for the lost packages. And yeah I can send records of it to you jano on the ships that didnt make it. We have always used you in the past. If jano has records he can also verify we have used him to test products so theres no lies here.
 
This was years ago for the lost packages. And yeah I can send records of it to you jano on the ships that didnt make it. We have always used you in the past. If jano has records he can also verify we have used him to test products so theres no lies here.
Thank you, that would make sense - there were no issues from Canada in recent years whatsoever.

Just wanted to make sure there's nothing we've overlooked. Thank you for your time.
 
Thanks for responding and agreeing with the for mentioned Jano. Like I said we had difficulties in the past. We chatted with jano and he confirmed this. Why would we lie about something when theres zero need. We have nothing to gain from trying to convince the two of you that we are legit. We have earned that right from years of good service and good quality with many other people. There have been nothing but good reviews not only here but on other Canadian forums

So I hope this clears things up

Have a good week peeps
 
ok since no issues sending anymore shouldn't be a problem..

I remember a gtg suppler got contaminated peptides all with semaglutide... so u cant trust OLD tests and EVERY batch is important...

very important folks know this and dont fall for silly excuses that OBV aren't true.
 
Thanks for responding and agreeing with the for mentioned Jano. Like I said we had difficulties in the past. We chatted with jano and he confirmed this. Why would we lie about something when theres zero need. We have nothing to gain from trying to convince the two of you that we are legit. We have earned that right from years of good service and good quality with many other people. There have been nothing but good reviews not only here but on other Canadian forums

So I hope this clears things up

Have a good week peeps
Nothing is cleared up, you guys keep moving the goal posts. First you will do testing, then you would but jano tests are useless, then you won't do testing because you can't afford it. Then you would but can't get samples to jano. Now you can get samples there. So which is it? Testing or no Testing?
 
We never said we wouldnt do testing because we cant afford it. In the beginning it was tough as samples did get snaked at the border. 2019 through end of 2023 we would do testing 1-2x a year and rarely had border issues so kept it regular. Always got good results. We slowed testing down because we have used the same supplier since the beginning. And face it. Nordic has always been on point. If there was ever negative feedback on any product we would have sent it for analysis. But that has never happened. The tests always came back as they should have. Jano can back that up as well if you really need it.

In saying this, you are right, it has been awhile since we tested anything and we are about to include a new product (NAD+ @ 500mg a bottle). Since this is a new product we will be sending it for testing. With it we will send a handful of our most popular items. We will post them once they come in.
 
Nothing is cleared up, you guys keep moving the goal posts. First you will do testing, then you would but jano tests are useless, then you won't do testing because you can't afford it. Then you would but can't get samples to jano. Now you can get samples there. So which is it? Testing or no Testing?

Not to defend Nordic ,

But the problem is not the person currently replying
I do believe they put a good product and I do love their Nordic flame and Ironman

The problem is the rep who said Jano test are useless and don’t test for contaminants and he has real tests that he will post but doesn’t and he’s been 30 years in the game blah blah

That’s where we are seeing this back and forth

The problem is Nordic having an autistic retard as a rep on meso lol
 
Figure I’ll post a blood work review. I know it’s not the Janoshik gold standard but it’s something.

Start of week 5 with Nordic 250 mg test e per week.

And purely anecdotal, but I’ve used cialis from several of the Canadian UGLs and Nordic compares closest to pharma imo.

Had an issue with a rep that is not on Meso. Nordic reached out after seeing my negative experience and corrected the issue.

Only criticism I really have is they are a bit slow to respond sometimes. But most of the time response is within 24 hours. IMG_2100.webp
 
Figure I’ll post a blood work review. I know it’s not the Janoshik gold standard but it’s something.

Start of week 5 with Nordic 250 mg test e per week.

And purely anecdotal, but I’ve used cialis from several of the Canadian UGLs and Nordic compares closest to pharma imo.

Had an issue with a rep that is not on Meso. Nordic reached out after seeing my negative experience and corrected the issue.

Only criticism I really have is they are a bit slow to respond sometimes. But most of the time response is within 24 hours. View attachment 325092
Thanks bro

So 43.5 nmol/L is equal to approximately 1255 ng/dL.
Figure I’ll post a blood work review. I know it’s not the Janoshik gold standard but it’s something.

Start of week 5 with Nordic 250 mg test e per week.

And purely anecdotal, but I’ve used cialis from several of the Canadian UGLs and Nordic compares closest to pharma imo.

Had an issue with a rep that is not on Meso. Nordic reached out after seeing my negative experience and corrected the issue.

Only criticism I really have is they are a bit slow to respond sometimes. But most of the time response is within 24 hours. View attachment 325092
Thanks for sharing brother. Your test is normal for your dosage. Congratulations! You are using real test and very likely dosed at 250mg but you need to test it to be 100% sure.
 
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