[17] Starting First TestE 4/500mg Wk

[BigSky]

Next thread. "Help I'm 17 and 3/4 and my dick won't work for prom night, how many ccs of test base should I shoot in my dick vein to get hard"

 

[pittbox]

This kids should be permanently blocked.

 

[Burrr]

everything you need is in this thread
Nutrition

 

[LeanJeanJacob]

Lmfao I can't believe half of these replies. Gt me laughing on my ass high asf. We'll I decided def not to take roids yet. DNP still undecided should be here in 2 days or so. I've invested into the things in the picture below. I cleaned out my dads garage and I'll have a good 12x18ft area. In this investment I plan to build a base and start my journal on this site. This won't be the last you see of me.

 

[Xragexx]

Nothing wrong with working out home..throughout the warmer months I turn my back porch into a small gym lol I built that squat rack out of wood and galvanized 3/4" gas line.

Good choice on waiting out on roids man, if you diet and train right you will gain like crazy for the first 6 months or so

 

[LeanJeanJacob]

Once I get everything set up I'll send you a picture of mine. Hell yeah, fuck winter calisthenics I'd rather be in a warm garage. It just took a lot of motivation to clean out my dads garage it honestly looked like a hoarder had been there for a decade or 2. If everything goes right I might just stick around these forums. Thanks for the non-aggressive reply.

 

[LeanJeanJacob]

I hope you realize that dnp is the harshest drug that you can take. I don't even know why you would consider it. You'll probably die from it as small as you are. Do you know anything about it or what it is used for? Throw that shit away you don't need it.

It's the harshest drug? And you couldn't understand why anyone would take it? Well because it's only ever killed 69 people many through unintentional exposure, or consumption in too large doses, and consumption with other drugs out of many 10's of thousands users since the 1900's. It's use as a pesticide is only because it inhibits fungal growth god forbid sounds way less scary then rat poison. Its more common use is a highly effective weight loss compound which can kill with recorded deaths at the smallest dose range of 4mg per kg of body weight.

 

[LeanJeanJacob]

Are you fukin kidding me? Your 17. 5'11" at 138 pounds. And on top of it your going to talk shit and say I don't want negative feedback or I'll block you. Who the fuk do you think you are. 3 weeks post op from major heart surgery at 39. So your goal is to not be ashamed of your physique so you can workout. You don't even know how to use the machines at a gym. You also look like you should be eating. A LOT. you say your a vegan but will eat meat this cycle. That tells me you also have no discipline. And don't get me started on DNP use at your age. At your size my 7 year old daughter could take you down. Have you seen a doctor? Obtained any blood work? I didn't think so. Please no one else give this clown any info. If he's legit(I doubt it), were encouraging a minor to use gear. I highly suggest you see a therapist for your obvious psychiatric issues. I take it you never want a family or kids. Your life will be fukd by the time your 20. If you want to block me go ahead. All the vets on this site are going to tear you a lot more then me. Layoff the gear and actually workout for 7-8 years. Your post may win the blue ribbon for dumbest post of the month. Get off this site, stay in school and visit again in 8 years. Although in 8 years you could be dead because of stupidity. You can think what you want of me but I can promise you one thing. Your about to fuk yourself for life. And don't ever come on here trying to throw around your weight at 17. Plus you look like you have never touched a weight in your life. I truly hope this post of yours is a joke because its a clusterfuk to say the least. You don't need gear, you need a kick to the nuts. And as far as advice goes. Don't breath underwater. Your free tip of the day. Now get the fuk out of here and stop wasting our time.

Just wanted to let you know little assface that ur comment had nothing to do with my decision, now go die.

 

[Burrr]

Why would a kid with anorexia need dnp?

 

[Baxter513-proton]

Bro,

If you want to pack on alot of weight quickly than drink a gallon of whole milk every day in addition to your meals. Do a google search for "Stronglifts GoMad". GoMad stands for Gallon Of Milk A Day

You can gain 25 lbs on your very first month. Just look at me, I was as skinny as a skeleton and went from 128lbs to 148lbs in 5 weeks. And I wasnt even drinking the whole gallon often only 1/2 a gallon or 3/4 of a gallon. If you just add that one thing I promise you will put on at least 20 lbs your first month GUARANTEED. Just save the roids because not even roids are going to pack on as much mass on your frame at your age compared to just plain whole milk.

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The reason that I dont think you understand how AAS work is that at age 17 you have one of the highest testosterone levels that you will ever have in your life. Im sure you beat off like 2 or 3 times a day, right? That proves your natural testosterone levels are thru the roof. Your problem is not low test, it is your nutrition. You simply are nbot getting enough calories in. Just adding the milk will add 2400 calories to your daily total. Drink protein shakes also with 2 tablespoons of peanut butter in it and creamed coconut.

Take 3 olive oil shots in a shot glass per day and that is good for almost 1000 extra calories right there. Trust me brah, once you add 3000 calories extra to what you are eating currently your body will have no choice but to grow. Drink the milk, take creatine and do a good lifting program like Stronglifts 5x5.

 

[SuperMaroid]

Bro,

If you want to pack on alot of weight quickly than drink a gallon of whole milk every day in addition to your meals. Do a google search for "Stronglifts GoMad". GoMad stands for Gallon Of Milk A Day

You can gain 25 lbs on your very first month. Just look at me, I was as skinny as a skeleton and went from 128lbs to 148lbs in 5 weeks. And I wasnt even drinking the whole gallon often only 1/2 a gallon or 3/4 of a gallon. If you just add that one thing I promise you will put on at least 20 lbs your first month GUARANTEED. Just save the roids because not even roids are going to pack on as much mass on your frame at your age compared to just plain whole milk.

Skip to 30:45 of this video:



The reason that I dont think you understand how AAS work is that at age 17 you have one of the highest testosterone levels that you will ever have in your life. Im sure you beat off like 2 or 3 times a day, right? That proves your natural testosterone levels are thru the roof. Your problem is not low test, it is your nutrition. You simply are nbot getting enough calories in. Just adding the milk will add 2400 calories to your daily total. Drink protein shakes also with 2 tablespoons of peanut butter in it and creamed coconut.

Take 3 olive oil shots in a shot glass per day and that is good for almost 1000 extra calories right there. Trust me brah, once you add 3000 calories extra to what you are eating currently your body will have no choice but to grow. Drink the milk, take creatine and do a good lifting program like Stronglifts 5x5.

No offense but if thats you in your avatar I wouldnt take any advice from you.

OP good decision on holding off on roids but you should join a gym. Its good to have equipment at your house, but you would be spending a lot and you still wouldnt get the variety a gym would offer you for $30 a month.

 

[Baxter513-proton]

No offense but if thats you in your avatar I wouldnt take any advice from you.

Oh really? I am an ectomorph just like the OP and I just gained 20 lbs within the last 2 months. So actually I am MUCH more qualified to give him advice on how to gain weight without roids than you are, Im sure you are over 200lbs.

And now we are basing a person's wisdom on avatars? And he should take advice from Super Mario. You just dont miss any opportunity to insult somebody, do you?

Yes that is my beginners photo on day one. We all have to start somewhere. You dont see me giving advice on how much Deca to take because I never took deca.

Im trying to help this kid to reach his goals, you are here to put other members down. Grow up, man.

And the advice is not my own its from Mark Rippetoe.

 

[hurricane]

Just wanted to let you know little assface that ur comment had nothing to do with my decision, now go die.

Such a tough guy.

 

[SuperMaroid]

Oh really? I am an ectomorph just like the OP and I just gained 20 lbs within the last 2 months. So actually I am MUCH more qualified to give him advice on how to gain weight without roids than you are, Im sure you are over 200lbs.

And now we are basing a person's wisdom on avatars? And he should take advice from Super Mario. You just dont miss any opportunity to insult somebody, do you?

Yes that is my beginners photo on day one. We all have to start somewhere. You dont see me giving advice on how much Deca to take because I never took deca.

Im trying to help this kid to reach his goals, you are here to put other members down. Grow up, man.

And the advice is not my own its from Mark Rippetoe.

You take advice from people that have been down that road before. Not people that read about the road. You can have all the knowledge in the world but no experience in trying it so it doesnt matter.

Giving someone advice about drinking a gallon of milk to gain weight is what made me wrote this. Have you ever tried this before? Because I have. I use to weigh 125, now I'm close to 250. I know a lot of tricks to gaining weight but I wouldnt recommend this, especially to a beginner.

 

[Baxter513-proton]

You take advice from people that have been down that road before. Not people that read about the road. You can have all the knowledge in the world but no experience in trying it so it doesnt matter.

Giving someone advice about drinking a gallon of milk to gain weight is what made me wrote this. Have you ever tried this before? Because I have. I use to weigh 125, now I'm close to 250. I know a lot of tricks to gaining weight but I wouldnt recommend this, especially to a beginner.

THis is recommended to ectomorphs (skinny guys with small wrists) with a very fast metabolism. They burn fat fast enough that they can utilize the macros from the milk and the 25 lbs gain will be only 30% fat that they can burn off without too much trouble down the road.

ANd yes I would recommend it to a beginner more so than to a guy that weighs 180 trying to get to 200 in that case I would NOT recommend it. Its advice for guys 16 - 20 years old. Just because you are not familiar with the advice does not mean it is wrong.
This argument about how one cannot give advice without personal experience is flawed. I can advise you not to drink Liquid Plumber because it will kill you, but I never drank any so does that mean I dont know what I am talking about?

I am going to give my advice and the O.P. can take it or not. He would be wise to take it and give it a try before turning to the roids. Actually even if he does the roids he will make very small gains without a calorie surplus so even with the roids he should drink the milk. And just in case this is not clear you only drink the milk for 1-2 months. THats it......just a kickstart is what this is.

Like to get someone from 130 to 160. Anyone at 160+ should not be drinking milk

 

[Xragexx]

Pick up some fairlife milk, another member recommended it to me and it has nearly double the protein and calcium as regular milk and is also lactose free.

If you do not up your caloric intake, you're basically going to be spinning wheels. Diet is as important if not more important as hitting the weights.

 

[Sk8man101]

Dude is this kid seriously not trolling?
Op, once you have done enough research, you will come to the conclusion that this is a stupid idea.
Also any pct that comes in a bottle is not the answer.

Edit: your dnp idea sounds like a good one too. I mean at your height and weight you really need to lose some body fat.

 

[SuperMaroid]

THis is recommended to ectomorphs (skinny guys with small wrists) with a very fast metabolism. They burn fat fast enough that they can utilize the macros from the milk and the 25 lbs gain will be only 30% fat that they can burn off without too much trouble down the road.

ANd yes I would recommend it to a beginner more so than to a guy that weighs 180 trying to get to 200 in that case I would NOT recommend it. Its advice for guys 16 - 20 years old. Just because you are not familiar with the advice does not mean it is wrong.
This argument about how one cannot give advice without personal experience is flawed. I can advise you not to drink Liquid Plumber because it will kill you, but I never drank any so does that mean I dont know what I am talking about?

I am going to give my advice and the O.P. can take it or not. He would be wise to take it and give it a try before turning to the roids. Actually even if he does the roids he will make very small gains without a calorie surplus so even with the roids he should drink the milk. And just in case this is not clear you only drink the milk for 1-2 months. THats it......just a kickstart is what this is.

Like to get someone from 130 to 160. Anyone at 160+ should not be drinking milk

I'm saying your advice is bad. I have tried drinking a gallon of milk a day. I have experience doing this. And if you just learn to eat, it will be much more beneficial. Since I started lifting 7 years ago I have gained over 100lbs. I know what I'm talking about. Dont believe everything you read until you try it.

Have you tried this before? What have you learned from it?

I learned that eating steak, chicken, rice, pasta, oatmeal, and eggs to gain weight is better than milk.

Saying to choose milk over roids is just silly to me.

 

[SuperMaroid]

THis is recommended to ectomorphs (skinny guys with small wrists) with a very fast metabolism. They burn fat fast enough that they can utilize the macros from the milk and the 25 lbs gain will be only 30% fat that they can burn off without too much trouble down the road.

ANd yes I would recommend it to a beginner more so than to a guy that weighs 180 trying to get to 200 in that case I would NOT recommend it. Its advice for guys 16 - 20 years old. Just because you are not familiar with the advice does not mean it is wrong.
This argument about how one cannot give advice without personal experience is flawed. I can advise you not to drink Liquid Plumber because it will kill you, but I never drank any so does that mean I dont know what I am talking about?

I am going to give my advice and the O.P. can take it or not. He would be wise to take it and give it a try before turning to the roids. Actually even if he does the roids he will make very small gains without a calorie surplus so even with the roids he should drink the milk. And just in case this is not clear you only drink the milk for 1-2 months. THats it......just a kickstart is what this is.

Like to get someone from 130 to 160. Anyone at 160+ should not be drinking milk

And advice from someone who has exprienced it is much better than someone who has just read it. Obviously this doesnt work with Liquid Plumber. I'm not talking about Liquid Plumber. I'm talking about working out, diet, roids. This isnt a plumber forum

 

[RingMeister01]

Stop watching Zyzz motivational videos on YouTube


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