Animal lovers do not read

[thick]

First, if you don't have anything positive to add than start your own thread. You peta fuckers stay off my thread. Ok this friggin stray cat has f'd with me for the last time. In december I put a bag of deer meat in the garage to sit overnight and than take to my parents the next day. At this time i didn't know there were any strays around. Next morning the sack is ripped to shreds and my deer meat is gone. Motherfker. Well yesterday I was my black firebird. Come outside this morning and there are muddy cat prints all over the friggin hood, windshield and roof. I have a motion detector on my garage and the cat sets it off every night and stands there like an idiot. Tonight I will be on stakeout. Kitty Kitty I will be waiting for you ya dirty bastard. I had to get that off my chest. I probably am just going to sting it with a bb gun shot to the ass but am open to suggestions

 

[chris gordon]

well...iwill just say this i have killed my fair share of domesticated animals ...dogs cats...you know, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do....just kill the damn cat, i hate the fuckers anyway....dogs are better than cats, also why dont they have leash laws for cats like they do for dogs?

 

[crewboss]

my old man used to bag the fuckers, drive 5 miles in any direction and boot them outta the car. worked well & saved an argument w/ the old lady about capping one.

 

[maxx]

my old man used to bag the fuckers, drive 5 miles in any direction and boot them outta the car. worked well & saved an argument w/ the old lady about capping one.

hey thick,do you want to have fun with it?

 

[thick]

there edit:are two of them and they are wild as fk. no way i can catch them. RIght when i pull in the driveway i see them run off.

my old man used to bag the fuckers, drive 5 miles in any direction and boot them outta the car. worked well & saved an argument w/ the old lady about capping one.

 

[pgjy]

strays

I send my 13 yr old son after the neighborhood strays when they
venture into our yard. he uses his paintball gun, funny as hell to see
them strays running off yelping and all full of new spots.

They rarely return .

of course an axe works well , but disposing sucks.

 

[esco]

stuff an m80 or cherry bomb up it's ass...

 

[dolfe1]

well...iwill just say this i have killed my fair share of domesticated animals ...dogs cats...you know, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do....just kill the damn cat, i hate the fuckers anyway....dogs are better than cats, also why dont they have leash laws for cats like they do for dogs?

Because people don't walk their cats. Thick theres always mouse traps.

 

[chris gordon]

what i mean is why can cats be loose, a dog has to be in a fence , kennel or somehow restrained, but not a cat...domestic cats kill over 1 billion birds in the US every year

 

[dolfe1]

what i mean is why can cats be loose, a dog has to be in a fence , kennel or somehow restrained, but not a cat...domestic cats kill over 1 billion birds in the US every year

LMFAO You sound like one to be worried about the birds.

 

[thick]

M80's cant get. By the way are M80's or 100's legal in any state? I used to have a connection and got a few. They kick ass. Paintball gun. I like that idea. My son would love it. I dont have a gun here though. Mousetraps lol dont have any of them and too tedious. Stakeout i can sit at my cpu at home and play games waiting for the motion detector to go off and than bb gun it or something

 

[chris gordon]

hey thick..its ok to kill them but not to torture and make them suffer...gotta be an ethical killing machine

 

[crewboss]

M80's cant get. By the way are M80's or 100's legal in any state? I used to have a connection and got a few. They kick ass. Paintball gun. I like that idea. My son would love it. I dont have a gun here though. Mousetraps lol dont have any of them and too tedious. Stakeout i can sit at my cpu at home and play games waiting for the motion detector to go off and than bb gun it or something

new hampshire. you can buy just about anything up there.

 

[thick]

that is awesome if i am ever near there. CG, i am not planning on any torture. My son will be with me and that would just be wrong. I am thinking a couple of pumps on the bb gun and shooting it in the ass and letting out a loud mean scream so the cat will think a cougar lives in the house.

new hampshire. you can buy just about anything up there.

 

[dolfe1]

Only place I've heard you can get M80's would be on a reservation.

 

[crewboss]

Only place I've heard you can get M80's would be on a reservation.

if you drive toward any beach in NH, all the east coast guys have heard of/experienced the cheeze-filled antics at Hampton Beach in southern NH. anyway if you're within a 5 mile radius of a beach in NH, you can't go 100 yards without running into a fireworks warehouse. they've got every and any east asian gunpowder concoction you could think of. we used to load up on booze and m-80's and head to the beach all the time. stupid yes. fun yes.

 

[maxx]

that is awesome if i am ever near there. CG, i am not planning on any torture. My son will be with me and that would just be wrong. I am thinking a couple of pumps on the bb gun and shooting it in the ass and letting out a loud mean scream so the cat will think a cougar lives in the house.

me and pops had a cat problem once.we built a (elmer fudd)type trap and caught them and then gave the cats to coon hunters to train their dogs.catching them is the best way.if you dont to have fun then just shoot the mangy bastards with a .22 loaded with cb caps.

maxx

 

[dolfe1]

Alcohol and explosives! Thats almost as fun as alcohol and guns! lol

 

[chris gordon]

just shoot the mangy bastards with a .22 loaded with cb caps.

maxx

my thoughts exactly...except where i live, you can shoot the 12 gauge or 357 in the front yard

 

[maxx]

my thoughts exactly...except where i live, you can shoot the 12 gauge or 357 in the front yard

here too,unless your in the city limits or your killing the neighbors cats

maxx