anyone else like fat women?

hiding my damn car wasnt enough. I hid it behind a storage shed. Well that bitch calls my brother at 2am( I wouldnt give her my number). My brother didnt know i was there. She was asking where i was etc. He said my car isnt here. She is like bull fucking shit. his car is behind that shed.he goes out and sees it. That nosey bitch. My car was several hundred yards from the nearest road. dont know how she saw it. She started calling me all sorts of names and other psycho shit. my brother just started laughing and told her to fuck off. What a psycho. I am so glad i refused to give her my number lmao. She told him she just wanted to talk to me to c if we were on the same page. she doesnt want a relationship or anything :rolleyes: lmao
bigtraps said:
I wish you all the luck in the world Thick. Fat chicks have nothing else to do but look for guys to jump their blub. They are extremely persistant as well. Isn't it embarassing as hell? Lesson learned for me. I have a great girl now and very seldom drink anymore. Good luck my friend, hiding your car might not be enough.
 
i am very picky also but I would nail her ass sober than have the bitch get me a sandwich and glass of milk :)
finafreak said:
What are you talking about :confused:

Hey Bob u still wouldn't hit it if she laid butt naked in bed,


finafreak
 
With afat bitch all you have to do is lay her down, slap the thigh and ride the wave on in. I cant stand fat woman either. JLO would definetly get the bussiness.
 
the psycho? I think i posted her size. She is cute. She weighs 140-150???. i would guess right now. If i had to really guess for money I would say closer to 140.Whatever i said earlier would be more reliable. I have never seen her sober and i cant even picture what she looks like at this moment lmao. She looked damn cute at 4 am two saturdays ago though hehe
dolfe1 said:
Thick how tall and how much does this girl weigh?
 
fat chicks

1st wife was 100lbs when i married her. 8 years later she weighed in at 160+. told her to get her fat ass out of the house will she still could fit thru the door.

2nd wife--- 21, 120lbs, size 1 and works out 3 times a week (with free weight i might add), told her before we married if she gets fat she can go live with my first wife.

life's too short to bang fat chicks,

id rather jack off on the jay leno show than to bang a fat chick.

ppp
 
that is some funny shit
pumppumppuk said:
1st wife was 100lbs when i married her. 8 years later she weighed in at 160+. told her to get her fat ass out of the house will she still could fit thru the door.

2nd wife--- 21, 120lbs, size 1 and works out 3 times a week (with free weight i might add), told her before we married if she gets fat she can go live with my first wife.

life's too short to bang fat chicks,

id rather jack off on the jay leno show than to bang a fat chick.

ppp
 
thick said:
the psycho? I think i posted her size. She is cute. She weighs 140-150???. i would guess right now. If i had to really guess for money I would say closer to 140.Whatever i said earlier would be more reliable. I have never seen her sober and i cant even picture what she looks like at this moment lmao. She looked damn cute at 4 am two saturdays ago though hehe

lol 140, some could handle that but I like em petite 100-110.
 
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pumppumppuk said:
1st wife was 100lbs when i married her. 8 years later she weighed in at 160+. told her to get her fat ass out of the house will she still could fit thru the door.

2nd wife--- 21, 120lbs, size 1 and works out 3 times a week (with free weight i might add), told her before we married if she gets fat she can go live with my first wife.

life's too short to bang fat chicks,

id rather jack off on the jay leno show than to bang a fat chick.

ppp


2nd wife just told me if I get fat, I can go live with my first wife. Then the bitch threw my ice cream in the trash, damn



ppp




PS. WHOEVER IN THE HELL GOT MY CLEN, T3, AND BLACK RUBBER SUIT NEEDS TO BRING IT BACK ASAP
 
I will confess that I once pooned a portuguese chick who had a front butt....she was friggin stellar though with her permed highlighted hair and all kinds of jewelry.....kinda short and squatty, maybe 5-0, 110.....and I enjoyed smashing the hell out of her.

I will also confess that I love watching mexican soap operas on telemundo with Ms. Hogg because there are some immensely fine women on the shows.......especially on Bajio del amor or whatever the hell it is called.
 
thick said:
lmao, so technically you have had anal :D
Hogg said:
I will confess that I once pooned a portuguese chick who had a front butt....

That's fucking discusting thick, I've hooked up with a thick one, buck forty like you were talking about before but no front butts.lol
 
yeah but some of them sure dont age well
finafreak said:
LMAO,.IM STARTING TO THINK YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY MEXICAN,.FOR YOU TO START WATCHING MEX SOAP OPERAS,.BTW THEM MEX CHICKS ARE FINE AS HELL IN THE NOVELAS,.YOU SOMETIMES WONDER HOW IN HELL DO THEY PICK A DUMB LOOKING PAISA,.SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME. :D

FINA
 
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