Anyone else never use pre workout?

[ChevChelios]

You should try tren no ester

Just the pure unesterfied anger will give you a PR on everything

Yeah sorry imma try pre workout crack before I do that ahah

 

[ChevChelios]

A great preworkout that not many seem to mention is intentionally getting yo gyal to give u blue balls (I mean fr u get her to suck yo dick or u start fkin but as soon as u think u finna bust u just bounce n go straight to the gym) ik it’s weird n will annoy tf outta anyone (ik I wanted to beat tf out of the homie just for offering to spot me when I did that ahah) but if u channel it well, that means don’t be rushing shit just cos u wanna go back home to nut, if done right it will immediately put a good 20/40lbs on any lift of yours plus once you finish your workout you get to go back n finish what was started (unless your gyal is really being a douche that day, as has happened to me more than once, I guess it’s understandable tho as it’s not like I rly explained what the whole point of the lil pregame was, so they just saw me wanting to fk then after 15/20min just randomly bouncing to the gym ahah so yeah maybe explain beforehand n u golden).

Don’t be doin none of that gay ass sperm retention shit tho, it’s not good for u n doesn’t do shit (not that I ever tried to do that, I have common sense, but ik some homies from MMA/Wrestling/etc… who used to do that before big fights n most of the time it just made them sleep shitty n not perform well on the day they had to).

 

[PaintDrinker]

A great preworkout that not many seem to mention is intentionally getting yo gyal to give u blue balls (I mean fr u get her to suck yo dick or u start fkin but as soon as u think u finna bust u just bounce n go straight to the gym) ik it’s weird n will annoy tf outta anyone (ik I wanted to beat tf out of the homie just for offering to spot me when I did that ahah) but if u channel it well, that means don’t be rushing shit just cos u wanna go back home to nut, if done right it will immediately put a good 20/40lbs on any lift of yours plus once you finish your workout you get to go back n finish what was started (unless your gyal is really being a douche that day, as has happened to me more than once, I guess it’s understandable tho as it’s not like I rly explained what the whole point of the lil pregame was, so they just saw me wanting to fk then after 15/20min just randomly bouncing to the gym ahah so yeah maybe explain beforehand n u golden).

Don’t be doin none of that gay ass sperm retention shit tho, it’s not good for u n doesn’t do shit (not that I ever tried to do that, I have common sense, but ik some homies from MMA/Wrestling/etc… who used to do that before big fights n most of the time it just made them sleep shitty n not perform well on the day they had to).

Not sure if this is real or not but I had a friend that swore he did this shit called “The Dirty Pirate” it’s where you jerk off until you’re about to cum but don’t. Then you wait about 2 weeks to finish and it comes out dark brown lol

 

[ChevChelios]

Not sure if this is real or not but I had a friend that swore he did this shit called “The Dirty Pirate” it’s where you jerk off until you’re about to cum but don’t. Then you wait about 2 weeks to finish and it comes out dark brown lol

Ugh that sounds nasty af ahah I wouldn’t know as I’d never intentionally not nut for that long shit I’d be going nuts after a couple days I’d have my own cum drippin out my ears from all the buildup

 

[holy02]

I have never used a pre-workout in my whole life.

I find them a waste of money, pretty much over priced "coffee" with radioactive colors and added artificial sweeteners.

Good old coffee it's all you need.

 

[juststarting]

Ya, I never bothered with it either, caffeine just doesn't agree with me

 

[Jin23]

Thanks for the follow up. Perhaps I will do a thread on all this. I can understand the material is dense and simply providing the reference material for independent study is probably unrealistic.

Test suspension is a suspension. The testosterone crystals once injected are just that....solid particles. Once in the tissue they aren't immediately soluble and take time to dissolve. It so happens that this dissolution with the particle size distribution of test suspension matches a very similar temporal profile with test prop. Of course the actual time release mechanism for the respective compounds is different. In the case of the former its dissolution of the active drug. In the latter case its absorption and cleavage of the prodrug.

Testosterone dissolved in oil with appropriate solvents is a different animal (solution). All the testosterone has to do is diffuse from the depot into the bloodstream. Once it reaches the bloodstream its elimination is rapid (on the order of 10 min as shared in reference I provided). I have no literature data on PK profile for testosterone dissolved in oil and my hunch is it is slower than troche or cream placed on the right location. Its use was abandoned very early on (see extensive literature review I shared) due to its PK profile being so rapid. The testosterone still has to leave the oil depot and enter the bloodstream. However, this formulation delivers testosterone to the bloodstream more rapidly than Test suspension or test prop solution.

Great post @readalot.

 

[Jerdboben]

I loved pre-workout and jet alert for years. Recently stopped after starting TRT.

 

[TomGlass]

Can confirm cialis and citrulline malate produce a very nice pump thanks @lukiss96 . Cialis 10mg 45-60min before and 9-10gs citrulline 30mins before.

 

[Gigantic]

I don’t use pre workout because… I don’t actually need it. I get pumped up on only TRT levels of test and have retard energy.

But I got a bad story to share. I recently went back on TRT, and was wondering why I was so pervertedly and dementedly horny, and going so far as to ask a long-time friend, whom I’ve never had anything sexual for, and who is actually 60 or something to my 29… for a picture of her pussy… which she actually sent to me, and which I’ve been repeatedly jacking to 8 times in a row in the last 8 hours.

It turns out I accidentally took tren instead of TestC. Had to ask @Qingdao Sigma Chemicals wtf was going on, and Tracy asked for pics, saw them and now they’re all, “Hey you’re retarded and took ripped stack instead of TestC YOU STUPID FUCK.”

But yeah, test is all I need for pre workout. Shit drives me insane.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to wank again. Oh fuuuuuck look at that granny pussy.

 

[Gigantic]

Pics or it didn't happen lol.

Dude. I actually kinda believe this story.

It’s true. I think Tracy can/will verify, although she was a lot more respectful than that… lmao…

I don’t feel good at all man… I’m really uncomfortable, and monstrously horny. I put my TestC and Ripped stack in the same case… and I went with the “yeah, this is more gold, so obviously this is Tren, I’m not touching it… let’s take the less gold vial, that must be TestC… oh no, why am I jacking into granny pussy? Fuck…”

This is why I recommend buying a labeling system, lol… anyway, the mods aren’t letting me post, I guess. This message has to be approved first? Weird.

 

[bighunanballs]

No "pre workouts" but I have in the past. I just can't justify spending money on them. I might take a cialis or viagra and hour before tho.

Same here about a decade and a half ago I went through a whole bunch of pre-workouts and honestly they all made me feel like shit. So I've never really got back into them It's weird I have a very sensitive system for pre-workouts and caffeine but pretty much all other drugs and AAS I have a high tolerance for

 

[saev]

Last pwo I enjoyed was the little 4oz bottles of liquid ZipFizz or when it was available, ephedrine + caffeine.

The powders I never really enjoyed - they were just bitter and awful no matter the flavor.

These days its just water. Maybe a caffeine drink or pill depending on how the rest of the day went.

 

[OldGHGuy]

Black coffee, water plus the low dose Cialis I'm on is plenty. Honestly, have great, lasting pumps since starting the Cialis. Stuff is great. Reminds me of Vanadyl Sulfate we used to use back in the day which would give huge pumps.

Btw - you dont need to take Cialis pre-workout like you would Viagra. Its a 36-hour drug so its systemic and gives you great pumps whenever.

I have used Oxandrolone on and off for pre-workout but undecided on the effect/wisdom of this.

 

[CFH016]

First and only time I've used PW was jack3d before it was banned. That kept me up all night, said never again. Had no idea it was banned for a long time, I just assumed all PW was like that. I'm sure there are benefits to it, but I limit caffeine to AM only for my sleep quality, which is one of the most important things for me.

 

[readalot]

Great post @readalot.

Thank you.

I should have handled this thread better with more attention on how to deliver the message instead of getting all the facts perfect. If definitely was a misunderstanding. Having this argument is a regret and I'll try to continue doing better. Wherever you are out there Sector, I hope you are well. Best wishes.

 

[Jin23]

I should have handled this thread better with more attention on how to deliver the message instead of getting all the facts perfect.

You have some issues with interpersonal communication yes, but when looking at sectors communication in this post, I think it's pretty obvious and your observation was correct:

Pretty sure you're talking like someone who has upped their dose.

 

[FuriousGrill]

Use to train on lots of stimulants when I was younger (20-25), but I can't even handle caffeine nowadays; I have been traininh pre-workout free for over ten years now and it's SO MUCH better than training with eyes wide open.

I feel calm, calculated, and naturally aggressive. In fact, I'd take yawning in-between sets over attacking weights like they just clapped my girl any day.

We HAVE to learn to call on aggression when needed (heavy sets) without relying too much on being stimm'd out.

 

[readalot]

You have some issues with interpersonal communication yes, but when looking at sectors communication in this post, I think it's pretty obvious and your observation was correct:

Thank you for your feedback.