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So with all this shutdown bullshit going on I really needed a reason to gtfo of the house. I started doing this doordash shit where you pick ppl food up and drop it off.

Does it pay well? Nah not really, it's hit and miss but it's something to do and I just ride around and listen to music a few hours a day and make a little extra money. Sometimes I think to myself "dude, wtf are you doing?" And then I look at my little cash meter and think, "come on dude, you can do better than this, that ain't even enough for 1 vial"

I just laugh to myself sometimes when I think abt what ppl think..."don't tip him shit, he is just gonna inject it!"

I may wear a suit and tie tonight and really play it up. For real though, any of you guys not doing shit looking for a way to get out and make extra money, it's a fairly easy option. I mean for God sakes, let's not let these bills ruin our future gear cycles, priorities fellaz!!!
 
So with all this shutdown bullshit going on I really needed a reason to gtfo of the house. I started doing this doordash shit where you pick ppl food up and drop it off.

Does it pay well? Nah not really, it's hit and miss but it's something to do and I just ride around and listen to music a few hours a day and make a little extra money. Sometimes I think to myself "dude, wtf are you doing?" And then I look at my little cash meter and think, "come on dude, you can do better than this, that ain't even enough for 1 vial"

I just laugh to myself sometimes when I think abt what ppl think..."don't tip him shit, he is just gonna inject it!"

I may wear a suit and tie tonight and really play it up. For real though, any of you guys not doing shit looking for a way to get out and make extra money, it's a fairly easy option. I mean for God sakes, let's not let these bills ruin our future gear cycles, priorities fellaz!!!

Good for you Demon , making some lemonade out of these lemon-days ! Be safe Brother ....;)
 
So with all this shutdown bullshit going on I really needed a reason to gtfo of the house. I started doing this doordash shit where you pick ppl food up and drop it off.

Does it pay well? Nah not really, it's hit and miss but it's something to do and I just ride around and listen to music a few hours a day and make a little extra money. Sometimes I think to myself "dude, wtf are you doing?" And then I look at my little cash meter and think, "come on dude, you can do better than this, that ain't even enough for 1 vial"

I just laugh to myself sometimes when I think abt what ppl think..."don't tip him shit, he is just gonna inject it!"

I may wear a suit and tie tonight and really play it up. For real though, any of you guys not doing shit looking for a way to get out and make extra money, it's a fairly easy option. I mean for God sakes, let's not let these bills ruin our future gear cycles, priorities fellaz!!!
This is what I've been telling people during the last week.

People with REAL, manly jobs will do fine.
The rest with all their BS office jobs will suffer.

Delivery drivers are always needed, and vital for the economy.
Just make sure you wear masks, gloves and some clear plastic face shields.
Disinfect them often with alcohol, hydrogen peroxide or diluted bleach.
 
Depends on where you're at. I've got friends doing that shit almost 1K a week after taxes right now.

Some that were doing it before all this said they'd still pull 5-700. Not bad if your area supports the businesses.
 
This is what I've been telling people during the last week.

People with REAL, manly jobs will do fine.
The rest with all their BS office jobs will suffer.

Delivery drivers are always needed, and vital for the economy.
Just make sure you wear masks, gloves and some clear plastic face shields.
Disinfect them often with alcohol, hydrogen peroxide or diluted bleach.



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My buddy is a rolloff driver. Pretty manly profession I'd say. A fair amount of his peers are out of work. Shit like that happens when you shut the world down.

It has so much more to do with what you do and to what extent you do it.

I work on a laptop primarily. I'm either online learning or setting up a UC (unified communication) solution for a client so they can continue to run their business. Laptop and a notepad is far from manly. I have zero down time these days, too. Go figure?
 
My buddy is a rolloff driver. Pretty manly profession I'd say. A fair amount of his peers are out of work. Shit like that happens when you shut the world down.

It has so much more to do with what you do and to what extent you do it.

I work on a laptop primarily. I'm either online learning or setting up a UC (unified communication) solution for a client so they can continue to run their business. Laptop and a notepad is far from manly. I have zero down time these days, too. Go figure?
It’s strange how things worked out. I do outside sales/marketing/account management and I’m busier most days working from home now lol
 
where do you get this shit? It has nothing to do with manly, it has to do with what industry you work in and to what capacity. There are clear patterns to what is being effected and why.

I thought we'd come to the conclusion that this is just Sworders other handle?
 
Ok, so I've come to a few realizations doing this doordash shit...

1. If you're bored or want to at least feel productive it's OK, but considering gas, wear and tear on a vehicle and time, it's not great money. I suppose a lot of it is hit or miss though

2. It's made me absolutely despise lazy fat fucks! I swear to God EVERY DELIVERY has gone to a fat fuck! I delivered one earlier and the lazy degenerate lived less than a mile from the place! No wonder he was a fat fuck, he couldn't go for a walk to get dinner? These fuckers cannot even come to the door when you get there. All I can think of is that scene from the movie Home Alone..."Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"

These fat fucks get the munchies and order all this shit, I have yet to deliver to what looks like a normal family abt to have dinner. They're all degenerates and hood rats who are high as hell and hungry! I went to this one apartment and this fat kid opens the door and the place is full of weed smoke and he is so stoned he can hardly say hello., hahaa, it sounded like "heeeeyyuuuhhhoo"

3. It makes me drive like an asshole to try to make more money. Those UPS guys that drive like bats out of hell? Now I see why!

4. Somehow I care abt their food and them getting it asap because I place myself in their shoes, which maybe I shouldn't because at the same time I don't like lazy degenerates

5. NOBODY TIPS

6. The back and forth bullshit and "special instructions" pisses me off. Take a pic of the food on the doorstep and text it to the customer? Yea..umm no, fuck off I'm not doing that, answer the God damn door!

7. The money is hit and miss but somehow the shit is addicting as hell, like gambling or something.

8. Fuck doing it at random times, I'll do peak hours a few times a week ( despite the fact it's addicting and I'm anxious to show up to some random shit like 2 drunks in a fistfight at a house party!)

9. I find some of the reactions downright hilarious when ppl see some roided out fucker walking up with their McDonald's. And I say things like, "hey there Tyrone, I have your chicken wings you ordered, now make sure you enjoy these! In a semi loud tone that might as well be a gun to their head saying "eat em motherfucker!!"

10. Tonight I dressed up like a mob boss and put on a Covid mask, not because of germs but because I want them to feel uneasy for my own entertainment, since at this point nobody tips anyways, so my tip is the personal enjoyment I get out of some stoners reaction to a roided up mob boss delivering his food.

I may need to reevaluate my strategies soon.
 
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Ok, so I've come to a few realizations doing this doordash shit...

1. If you're bored or want to at least feel productive it's OK, but considering gas, wear and tear on a vehicle and time, it's not great money. I suppose a lot of it is hit or miss though

2. It's made me absolutely despise lazy fat fucks! I swear to God EVERY DELIVERY has gone to a fat fuck! I delivered one earlier and the lazy degenerate lived less than a mile from the place! No wonder he was a fat fuck, he couldn't go for a walk to get dinner? These fuckers cannot even come to the door when you get there. All I can think of is that scene from the movie Home Alone..."Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"

These fat fucks get the munchies and order all this shit, I have yet to deliver to what looks like a normal family abt to have dinner. They're all degenerates and hood rats who are high as hell and hungry! I went to this one apartment and this fat kid opens the door and the place is full of weed smoke and he is so stoned he can hardly say hello., hahaa, it sounded like "heeeeyyuuuhhhoo"

3. It makes me drive like an asshole to try to make more money. Those UPS guys that drive like bats out of hell? Now I see why!

4. Somehow I care abt their food and them getting it asap because I place myself in their shoes, which maybe I shouldn't because at the same time I don't like lazy degenerates

5. NOBODY TIPS

6. The back and forth bullshit and "special instructions" pisses me off. Take a pic of the food on the doorstep and text it to the customer? Yea..umm no, fuck off I'm not doing that, answer the God damn door!

7. The money is hit and miss but somehow the shit is addicting as hell, like gambling or something.

8. Fuck doing it at random times, I'll do peak hours a few times a week ( despite the fact it's addicting and I'm anxious to show up to some random shit like 2 drunks in a fistfight at a house party!)

9. I find some of the reactions downright hilarious when ppl see some roided out fucker walking up with their McDonald's. And I say things like, "hey there Tyrone, I have your chicken wings you ordered, now make sure you enjoy these! In a semi loud tone that might as well be a gun to their head saying "eat em motherfucker!!"

10. Tonight I dressed up like a mob boss and put on a Covid mask, not because of germs but because I want them to feel uneasy for my own entertainment, since at this point nobody tips anyways, so my tip is the personal enjoyment I get out of some stoners reaction to a roided up mob boss delivering his food.

I may need to reevaluate my strategies soon.
Lmao atleast your trying to make it entertaining for yourself. How much deliveries do you need to do approx to earn 80-100 a day?
 
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