Update: well tonight I hit the streets again. I stopped at the worst fucking McDonald's in the world and waited abt 30 min for some fat fucks "big Mac snack meal" and a coke. Whatever the fuck the big Mac snack was ran the dude 19$, and from the looks of the guy, he wasn't sharing it with anyone...fat fucker!
This guy pissed me off too, one of the gates was locked to his shitass apartment and I called him, and he sounded so fucked up I couldn't get much out of him.after circling the apartment community 3x I called him back and just told him to come outside. I was on the verge of throwing his meal out of my truck window I was so pissed off. I was screeching my tires through the apartment community as I constantly put the truck in reverse and turned around...over and over again!
But then something marvelous happened. I picked up a pizza for some drunk college chicks. Well, again the directions were shit and I had to call the customer. The girl was wasted on the phone and in the background I could hear a bunch of drunk chicks, and one kept yelling out ,"I swear to God if he can get this pizza here soon I'll suck his dick!"
I yelled out ,"I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS PIZZA TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU TELL HER IT'LL BE THERE FOR SURE...ASAP!"
I pulled up and like 5 hotass drunk chicks came outside to meet me. Knowing they were trashed, I did something very epic tonight. I yelled out "DID ANYONE ORDER THE BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA?"
This one chick said ,"hell yea I want the big sausage pizza!" After I left the phone rang back and some chick was asking for my number (they call you through the app and don't know your number)
Well, I don't need any trouble at home so I came clean and just told them I was married. But let me tell you, self control at this delivery was really fucking difficult! I was a nats ass away from walking inside to have a beer with them and turning the delivery app off!
Maybe food delivery isn't so bad after all?
Reporting from the drunken streets of Covid-19 lockdown, I'm Demon!
This guy pissed me off too, one of the gates was locked to his shitass apartment and I called him, and he sounded so fucked up I couldn't get much out of him.after circling the apartment community 3x I called him back and just told him to come outside. I was on the verge of throwing his meal out of my truck window I was so pissed off. I was screeching my tires through the apartment community as I constantly put the truck in reverse and turned around...over and over again!
But then something marvelous happened. I picked up a pizza for some drunk college chicks. Well, again the directions were shit and I had to call the customer. The girl was wasted on the phone and in the background I could hear a bunch of drunk chicks, and one kept yelling out ,"I swear to God if he can get this pizza here soon I'll suck his dick!"
I yelled out ,"I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS PIZZA TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU TELL HER IT'LL BE THERE FOR SURE...ASAP!"
I pulled up and like 5 hotass drunk chicks came outside to meet me. Knowing they were trashed, I did something very epic tonight. I yelled out "DID ANYONE ORDER THE BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA?"
This one chick said ,"hell yea I want the big sausage pizza!" After I left the phone rang back and some chick was asking for my number (they call you through the app and don't know your number)
Well, I don't need any trouble at home so I came clean and just told them I was married. But let me tell you, self control at this delivery was really fucking difficult! I was a nats ass away from walking inside to have a beer with them and turning the delivery app off!
Maybe food delivery isn't so bad after all?
Reporting from the drunken streets of Covid-19 lockdown, I'm Demon!
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