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[Juced]

Ok, so I've come to a few realizations doing this doordash shit...

1. If you're bored or want to at least feel productive it's OK, but considering gas, wear and tear on a vehicle and time, it's not great money. I suppose a lot of it is hit or miss though

2. It's made me absolutely despise lazy fat fucks! I swear to God EVERY DELIVERY has gone to a fat fuck! I delivered one earlier and the lazy degenerate lived less than a mile from the place! No wonder he was a fat fuck, he couldn't go for a walk to get dinner? These fuckers cannot even come to the door when you get there. All I can think of is that scene from the movie Home Alone..."Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"

These fat fucks get the munchies and order all this shit, I have yet to deliver to what looks like a normal family abt to have dinner. They're all degenerates and hood rats who are high as hell and hungry! I went to this one apartment and this fat kid opens the door and the place is full of weed smoke and he is so stoned he can hardly say hello., hahaa, it sounded like "heeeeyyuuuhhhoo"

3. It makes me drive like an asshole to try to make more money. Those UPS guys that drive like bats out of hell? Now I see why!

4. Somehow I care abt their food and them getting it asap because I place myself in their shoes, which maybe I shouldn't because at the same time I don't like lazy degenerates

5. NOBODY TIPS

6. The back and forth bullshit and "special instructions" pisses me off. Take a pic of the food on the doorstep and text it to the customer? Yea..umm no, fuck off I'm not doing that, answer the God damn door!

7. The money is hit and miss but somehow the shit is addicting as hell, like gambling or something.

8. Fuck doing it at random times, I'll do peak hours a few times a week ( despite the fact it's addicting and I'm anxious to show up to some random shit like 2 drunks in a fistfight at a house party!)

9. I find some of the reactions downright hilarious when ppl see some roided out fucker walking up with their McDonald's. And I say things like, "hey there Tyrone, I have your chicken wings you ordered, now make sure you enjoy these! In a semi loud tone that might as well be a gun to their head saying "eat em motherfucker!!"

10. Tonight I dressed up like a mob boss and put on a Covid mask, not because of germs but because I want them to feel uneasy for my own entertainment, since at this point nobody tips anyways, so my tip is the personal enjoyment I get out of some stoners reaction to a roided up mob boss delivering his food.

I may need to reevaluate my strategies soon.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Ok, so I've come to a few realizations doing this doordash shit...

1. If you're bored or want to at least feel productive it's OK, but considering gas, wear and tear on a vehicle and time, it's not great money. I suppose a lot of it is hit or miss though

2. It's made me absolutely despise lazy fat fucks! I swear to God EVERY DELIVERY has gone to a fat fuck! I delivered one earlier and the lazy degenerate lived less than a mile from the place! No wonder he was a fat fuck, he couldn't go for a walk to get dinner? These fuckers cannot even come to the door when you get there. All I can think of is that scene from the movie Home Alone..."Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"

These fat fucks get the munchies and order all this shit, I have yet to deliver to what looks like a normal family abt to have dinner. They're all degenerates and hood rats who are high as hell and hungry! I went to this one apartment and this fat kid opens the door and the place is full of weed smoke and he is so stoned he can hardly say hello., hahaa, it sounded like "heeeeyyuuuhhhoo"

3. It makes me drive like an asshole to try to make more money. Those UPS guys that drive like bats out of hell? Now I see why!

4. Somehow I care abt their food and them getting it asap because I place myself in their shoes, which maybe I shouldn't because at the same time I don't like lazy degenerates

5. NOBODY TIPS

6. The back and forth bullshit and "special instructions" pisses me off. Take a pic of the food on the doorstep and text it to the customer? Yea..umm no, fuck off I'm not doing that, answer the God damn door!

7. The money is hit and miss but somehow the shit is addicting as hell, like gambling or something.

8. Fuck doing it at random times, I'll do peak hours a few times a week ( despite the fact it's addicting and I'm anxious to show up to some random shit like 2 drunks in a fistfight at a house party!)

9. I find some of the reactions downright hilarious when ppl see some roided out fucker walking up with their McDonald's. And I say things like, "hey there Tyrone, I have your chicken wings you ordered, now make sure you enjoy these! In a semi loud tone that might as well be a gun to their head saying "eat em motherfucker!!"

10. Tonight I dressed up like a mob boss and put on a Covid mask, not because of germs but because I want them to feel uneasy for my own entertainment, since at this point nobody tips anyways, so my tip is the personal enjoyment I get out of some stoners reaction to a roided up mob boss delivering his food.

I may need to reevaluate my strategies soon.

Man... not a single hot housewife answering the door in a towel??? Just fatties. Well thanks for the update, I’ll cross this off my things to do list. Keep the stories coming though. This is entertaining.

 

[ickyrica]

Man... not a single hot housewife answering the door in a towel??? Just fatties. Well thanks for the update, I’ll cross this off my things to do list. Keep the stories coming though. This is entertaining.

If he was a cable guy the stories would be different. I ran cable in 3 different areas on the eastern seaboard, 2/3 provided more than a few opportunities for a porn story plot to unfold. Go Orlando and Boston!

This will provide some gold though, jobs like this eventually lead to shenanigans

 

[Demondosage]

Lmao atleast your trying to make it entertaining for yourself. How much deliveries do you need to do approx to earn 80-100 a day?

I think if you did about 10 deliveries a day you could make that. My goal is to earn enough for 1 vial per day (not that I use that much and I'm on a cruise again now, but mentally it helps me hustle more and KNOW I'm doing my part for the gear gods)

I've thought abt becoming a weed salesman and just using doordash to meet the clients, sort of how hookers use the strip club to meet their clients.

You can spot the stoners easily, especially if the apartment is full of smoke. Maybe I'll just give them a nugget and a business card and let them know what's up. I have to figure out how to grow marijuana first though.

The thing I've come to learn abt life is that it's best not to pay your taxes and have a cash gig, even if you have to deliver some McDonald's to meet the ppl who wanna buy your weed.

Or maybe I'll market my training this way. I can sort of shame them, say something to the effect of ,"So....you order food through this thing often? Yea, I could tell....here is my card, call me if you ever need help looking physically presentable to another human being"

 

[Villain]

Man... not a single hot housewife answering the door in a towel??? Just fatties. Well thanks for the update, I’ll cross this off my things to do list. Keep the stories coming though. This is entertaining.

His fantasy will come partially true.... a fatty who could be a hottie but she’s not, because she’s fat will answer the door in a towel. She’ll say something like “you brought the meat, now butter my rolls big guy!”

 

[Demondosage]

His fantasy will come partially true.... a fatty who could be a hottie but she’s not, because she’s fat will answer the door in a towel. She’ll say something like “you brought the meat, now butter my rolls big guy!”

And I probably will

 

[Villain]

And I probably will

You go, chubby chaser!!!!

 

[Demondosage]

This job attracts those types of ppl that are the regulars at the casinos...the degenerates that are just waiting on that triple digit food order to come in and pay them big time!

I saw a dude in nuthugger sweatpants, hair all fucked up, smoking a cigarette outside of wing zone last night. I knew he was a fellow dasher! We gotta stick together , it's hard out here in dese streets!

 

[ickyrica]

thought abt becoming a weed salesman and just using doordash to meet the clients, sort of how hookers use the strip club to meet their clients

I know 2 delivery services, they make a killing

 

[Demondosage]

I know 2 delivery services, they make a killing

Oh man, don't tell me this, I'm seriously considering it. Who goes to jail for weed anymore anyways?

 

[ickyrica]

Oh man, don't tell me this, I'm seriously considering it. Who goes to jail for weed anymore anyways?

From what I can tell if you stay low key and treat customers correctly, things are fine. I do live in Massachusetts though, it's really fucking hard to get in trouble with weed these days.

 

[master.on]

I’m actually quite surprised to hear you say this.

Why?
I always advised BBers to get real jobs that pay the bills, and advised being safe from viruses.

Ok, so I've come to a few realizations doing this doordash shit...

1. If you're bored or want to at least feel productive it's OK, but considering gas, wear and tear on a vehicle and time, it's not great money. I suppose a lot of it is hit or miss though

2. It's made me absolutely despise lazy fat fucks! I swear to God EVERY DELIVERY has gone to a fat fuck! I delivered one earlier and the lazy degenerate lived less than a mile from the place! No wonder he was a fat fuck, he couldn't go for a walk to get dinner? These fuckers cannot even come to the door when you get there. All I can think of is that scene from the movie Home Alone..."Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"

These fat fucks get the munchies and order all this shit, I have yet to deliver to what looks like a normal family abt to have dinner. They're all degenerates and hood rats who are high as hell and hungry! I went to this one apartment and this fat kid opens the door and the place is full of weed smoke and he is so stoned he can hardly say hello., hahaa, it sounded like "heeeeyyuuuhhhoo"

3. It makes me drive like an asshole to try to make more money. Those UPS guys that drive like bats out of hell? Now I see why!

4. Somehow I care abt their food and them getting it asap because I place myself in their shoes, which maybe I shouldn't because at the same time I don't like lazy degenerates

5. NOBODY TIPS

6. The back and forth bullshit and "special instructions" pisses me off. Take a pic of the food on the doorstep and text it to the customer? Yea..umm no, fuck off I'm not doing that, answer the God damn door!

7. The money is hit and miss but somehow the shit is addicting as hell, like gambling or something.

8. Fuck doing it at random times, I'll do peak hours a few times a week ( despite the fact it's addicting and I'm anxious to show up to some random shit like 2 drunks in a fistfight at a house party!)

9. I find some of the reactions downright hilarious when ppl see some roided out fucker walking up with their McDonald's. And I say things like, "hey there Tyrone, I have your chicken wings you ordered, now make sure you enjoy these! In a semi loud tone that might as well be a gun to their head saying "eat em motherfucker!!"

10. Tonight I dressed up like a mob boss and put on a Covid mask, not because of germs but because I want them to feel uneasy for my own entertainment, since at this point nobody tips anyways, so my tip is the personal enjoyment I get out of some stoners reaction to a roided up mob boss delivering his food.

I may need to reevaluate my strategies soon.

When shit hits the fan AND IT WILL
those with "menial" delivery jobs will at least pay the bills while everyone else is resorting to prostitution when the gov't money dries out.
Look at Cuba and Venezuela.

Lmao atleast your trying to make it entertaining for yourself. How much deliveries do you need to do approx to earn 80-100 a day?

Try to get a job in an ESSENTIAL business like a pharmacy.
As long as you do your job, they won't fire you, pharmacies won't go bankrupt and you'll economically survive this economic depression.

 

[Villain]

Why?
I always advised BBers to get real jobs that pay the bills, and advised being safe from viruses.

Surprised because I’ve always taken you as a conspiracy theorist and figured you wouldn’t encourage the safety precautions. I dunno.

 

[master.on]

Surprised because I’ve always taken you as a conspiracy theorist and figured you wouldn’t encourage the safety precautions. I dunno.

Of course I encourage safety.

Now, only rich guys can afford to stay home for a couple years or so while they withdraw funds from their hefty bank accounts.
The rest of us have to figure out how to find a job, while avoiding infection.

Thus being a deliveryboy is an excellent option for these tough times, especially if you work for an essential business like a pharmacy.

 

[juicy122]

Why?
I always advised BBers to get real jobs that pay the bills, and advised being safe from viruses.



When shit hits the fan AND IT WILL
those with "menial" delivery jobs will at least pay the bills while everyone else is resorting to prostitution when the gov't money dries out.
Look at Cuba and Venezuela.



Try to get a job in an ESSENTIAL business like a pharmacy.
As long as you do your job, they won't fire you, pharmacies won't go bankrupt and you'll economically survive this economic depression.

I'm good I have a job that will resume soon I wont lose it . Was just wondering if maybe for some extra cash atm lol

 

[Demondosage]

Of course I encourage safety.

Now, only rich guys can afford to stay home for a couple years or so while they withdraw funds from their hefty bank accounts.
The rest of us have to figure out how to find a job, while avoiding infection.

Thus being a deliveryboy is an excellent option for these tough times, especially if you work for an essential business like a pharmacy.

My buddy sent me a referral for this thing and I figured wtf, try it a few days a week in your off time. It's OK, it's nothing I would wanna do full time though. But extra money is extra money and it at least makes me feel productive. Just sitting around is not my style

 

[Villain]

My buddy sent me a referral for this thing and I figured wtf, try it a few days a week in your off time. It's OK, it's nothing I would wanna do full time though. But extra money is extra money and it at least makes me feel productive. Just sitting around is not my style

Do you still get paid even if the cheap bastards don’t tip you?

 

[Demondosage]

Do you still get paid even if the cheap bastards don’t tip you?

Yes, so what I've come to find out is that the tip is included in the delivery fee, they tip upfront (which isn't traditionally how to tip) and they have the ability to go in and modify the tip afterwards but they never do.

The minimum delivery charge is 4$ but the ones that tip nothing are given drivers who will take anything and dont have good ratings.

It really goes standard to the area in terms of rate of pay. My friend who lives in a place where the cost of living is much higher averages abt 5$ an hour more than I do, and he drives normal where I drive like an asshole in a time race. Which I'm not doing anymore

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

So with all this shutdown bullshit going on I really needed a reason to gtfo of the house. I started doing this doordash shit where you pick ppl food up and drop it off.

Does it pay well? Nah not really, it's hit and miss but it's something to do and I just ride around and listen to music a few hours a day and make a little extra money. Sometimes I think to myself "dude, wtf are you doing?" And then I look at my little cash meter and think, "come on dude, you can do better than this, that ain't even enough for 1 vial"

I just laugh to myself sometimes when I think abt what ppl think..."don't tip him shit, he is just gonna inject it!"

I may wear a suit and tie tonight and really play it up. For real though, any of you guys not doing shit looking for a way to get out and make extra money, it's a fairly easy option. I mean for God sakes, let's not let these bills ruin our future gear cycles, priorities fellaz!!!

A cpl yrs back a strategy i used to get debt free was to uber. I have a black tahoe which is a luxury vehicle and a luxury vehicle, especially one that is black, qualifies for ubers top tier. Best i ever did was $100/hr. Worst i ever did was $20/hr with most nights averaging in between. I had alot of fun and got out of debt completely as well. To expedite the process if you will. I had fun cracking the code and their is definitely a strategy to be had! I only ran fri, sat and sun nights. About 4-6 hrs a night. Its completely up to you as you make your own schedule. I started looking at my 2 big cities differently and was able to come up with a good strategy after trial and error. Run during the surges and double, triple and quadruple the faires. Which meant the party crowd and the business/airport crowd. Had to be very specific about the audience i was lobbying for and the times and places which i ran. That makes 100% of the difference. I could see making 120k if i did it full time and i know its being done. It opened my eyes to a whole different way of looking at the place i live. It was a fun experiment in more ways than one. And takes an entrepreneurial mind to really crack the code

 

[master.on]

This will become the Great Depression 2.0
so those with delivery jobs will do fine when the gov't money dries out for the rest.