Wow, this is starting to seem like a lot of work. I'm glad I've got a group of like minded gents to help guide my way.
Truth be told, until recently I was living in an abandoned shrimping boat getting geeked out on yabba every afternoon. It wasn't until I broke into a GNC one night and found some testosterone booster that I finally found my passion for lifting. Well, that happened after I met my celly, a guy named Bruce with rough hands...but I try not to think about that too much. I'll report back after I place my order. Wish me luck friends!
Too many new guys as of late coming in here with a chip on their shoulder, so your sense of humor is refreshing.
To give you a serious answer to your original question, the best advice is to use common sense.
Setup a Proton Mail account. Before contacting the source, read their list to find if they ask for specific order formatting when ordering. Some do, some don't.
Typically you would write out your order in the most simplistic manner. Example...
Test C - quantity - cost
Tren A - quantity - cost
Dbol - quantity - cost
Shipping - cost
Total - cost of all of the above.
Send to: Name/Address/Zip.
Place your order. Follow their instructions for payment, then exercise patience. There's no need to be repeatedly contacting a source once you've sent funds. Some may confirm receipt of funds, some won't.
If you don't get your goods within a 10 day window or so (domestic) then contact them and see what's up after checking the tracking number. Some will send you one, some won't. If they didn't send you one, ask them to check into it for you.