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Beech or Birch?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two
in it. Here is
> one with none:
> > > >
> > > > Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A
small
> > > tree
> > > > begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch,
> > > >
> > > > "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The
birch says he
> cannot
> > > > tell.
> > > >
> > > > Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
> > > >
> > > > The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if
> that
> > > is
> > > > a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> > > >
> > > > The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is
> neither
> > > a
> > > > son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece
of
> ash
> > > I
> > > > have ever put my pecker in."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two
in it. Here is
> one with none:
> > > >
> > > > Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A
small
> > > tree
> > > > begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch,
> > > >
> > > > "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The
birch says he
> cannot
> > > > tell.
> > > >
> > > > Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
> > > >
> > > > The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if
> that
> > > is
> > > > a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> > > >
> > > > The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is
> neither
> > > a
> > > > son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece
of
> ash
> > > I
> > > > have ever put my pecker in."
