Controlled domestic delivery?

[Weston]

I'd go to the post office, kick in the door, grab them by the throat, plop your dick on the counter and tell them you want your god damn juice.

"Is it necessary to plop my dick on the counter?", you might ask.

To that, I reply, "It's ALWAYS necessary to plop your dick on a counter".

 

[biggerben69]

Its difficult to gauge if a delayed Express pkg that is guaranteed to be delivered by a certain day and time is being held up in order for a warrant to be issued or if it is just the shitty fucking on time delivery ratios that is to be expected of anything our gov't gets to managing.
A family member with a large home based Ebay business showed me a stack of receipts for USPS Express mail that comes with a money back guarantee. I swear to God for a stretch last month the USPS was refunding every 3rd or 4th Priority Express pkg. The flat rate envelope is $22.95. He had about $200 worth of refunds coming. If it was any private company there would be hell to pay. Its just business as usual at the USPS.

 

[Usmc88]

I'd go to the post office, kick in the door, grab them by the throat, plop your dick on the counter and tell them you want your god damn juice.

"Is it necessary to plop my dick on the counter?", you might ask.

To that, I reply, "It's ALWAYS necessary to plop your dick on a counter".

Lmfao I fucking love it!

 

[Just Fish]

I'd go to the post office, kick in the door, grab them by the throat, plop your dick on the counter and tell them you want your god damn juice.

"Is it necessary to plop my dick on the counter?", you might ask.

To that, I reply, "It's ALWAYS necessary to plop your dick on a counter".

Lol

 

[Tmisatix]

I'd go to the post office, kick in the door, grab them by the throat, plop your dick on the counter and tell them you want your god damn juice.

"Is it necessary to plop my dick on the counter?", you might ask.

To that, I reply, "It's ALWAYS necessary to plop your dick on a counter".

LOL

 

[bama42]

Saw this thread and I'm in the middle of a similar situation hoping someone can help me out with what I should do.

So I've got good source (as we all do) been using same one for years never an issue. All domestic delivery. Sometimes it may come early sometimes a few days late but it always comes so rarely do I even check the tracking number it's just in my mailbox. I'm normally not paranoid over this type stuff but this one has me a little worried. So everything was shipped as normal but nothing showed up so I checked the tracking number and it shows that my package was delivered on Friday I look further and it says that it was delivered to mail room... so since I have a house and not a mail room I'm thinking they may have somehow delivered to a business or something by mistake. I call the post office and they verify the correct address and name ( mine) associated with the tracking number and tell me the same- that it was delivered... as politely as I could I explained to them that if it had been delivered I wouldn't be calling...conversation ended with a " we will look into it call us back". So Saturday rolls around and I'm waiting on mail lady hoping it was a glitch or something and she would be bringing it.. nope. I asked her about the package and she said she didn't deliver it but would call her boss and blah blah blah.. so now here we are on Monday and I call the post office again and this is what gets me suspicious... they tell me the package was out for delivery on that Friday and was delivered to another post office- they tell me that the person that delivers must have checked off that the package was delivered by mistake... BUT the package was signed out as picked up on Saturday at 7:00 PM.. I said "who picked it up I didn't receive notice that there was a package and I didn't pick it up my name was on it don't you guys require photo ID?" She said she did not know who picked it up and that was all she could tell me. Trying not to be paranoid I keep telling myself it's just a lazy ass postal worker screwed up and it will show up any day that maybe when I asked the mail lady on Saturday about it she had it picked up to be put on the truck... but nothing in the mail... so I'm a little concerned that maybe someone of an LE capacity did sign it out and the trap is being laid.. I've already "cleaned" my house and hoping I can get some advice from anyone who may have expierence with a controlled delivery. I would think if it was being set up that it would not be suspicious like this situation is but better safe then sorry... if it does go down what do I do.. steps I should take? Or am I too paranoid. My gut is telling me something is up... any help would
Be much appreciated

 

[hurricane]

Saw this thread and I'm in the middle of a similar situation hoping someone can help me out with what I should do.

So I've got good source (as we all do) been using same one for years never an issue. All domestic delivery. Sometimes it may come early sometimes a few days late but it always comes so rarely do I even check the tracking number it's just in my mailbox. I'm normally not paranoid over this type stuff but this one has me a little worried. So everything was shipped as normal but nothing showed up so I checked the tracking number and it shows that my package was delivered on Friday I look further and it says that it was delivered to mail room... so since I have a house and not a mail room I'm thinking they may have somehow delivered to a business or something by mistake. I call the post office and they verify the correct address and name ( mine) associated with the tracking number and tell me the same- that it was delivered... as politely as I could I explained to them that if it had been delivered I wouldn't be calling...conversation ended with a " we will look into it call us back". So Saturday rolls around and I'm waiting on mail lady hoping it was a glitch or something and she would be bringing it.. nope. I asked her about the package and she said she didn't deliver it but would call her boss and blah blah blah.. so now here we are on Monday and I call the post office again and this is what gets me suspicious... they tell me the package was out for delivery on that Friday and was delivered to another post office- they tell me that the person that delivers must have checked off that the package was delivered by mistake... BUT the package was signed out as picked up on Saturday at 7:00 PM.. I said "who picked it up I didn't receive notice that there was a package and I didn't pick it up my name was on it don't you guys require photo ID?" She said she did not know who picked it up and that was all she could tell me. Trying not to be paranoid I keep telling myself it's just a lazy ass postal worker screwed up and it will show up any day that maybe when I asked the mail lady on Saturday about it she had it picked up to be put on the truck... but nothing in the mail... so I'm a little concerned that maybe someone of an LE capacity did sign it out and the trap is being laid.. I've already "cleaned" my house and hoping I can get some advice from anyone who may have expierence with a controlled delivery. I would think if it was being set up that it would not be suspicious like this situation is but better safe then sorry... if it does go down what do I do.. steps I should take? Or am I too paranoid. My gut is telling me something is up... any help would
Be much appreciated

How much did you order?? Does it always come from the same address?? Have you contacted your source?? I highly doubt DEA is going to set up a sting like this just for you. Unless there is more to the story.

 

[bama42]

4 10 mL bottles bro that's it... no the return address is different every time.. that's what i keep telling myself that surely they aren't getting the damn swat team out for a couple bottles of test and tren shipped domestically. I always use caution when ordering and communicating with source.. but I have been having packages sent to this same address for well over a year..I mix the names up a little but the address has been the same... I've had issues in past where usps screwed it up someohow and it pops up a couple days later... only thing that seems crazy to me is how the chick said " yes it was signed for and picked up Saturday at 7 PM" the damn post office is closed at that time. I got another package that's on its way too should be here by end of week so I'm real curious to see what happens with it.

 

[Super Charge]

Saw this thread and I'm in the middle of a similar situation hoping someone can help me out with what I should do.

So I've got good source (as we all do) been using same one for years never an issue. All domestic delivery. Sometimes it may come early sometimes a few days late but it always comes so rarely do I even check the tracking number it's just in my mailbox. I'm normally not paranoid over this type stuff but this one has me a little worried. So everything was shipped as normal but nothing showed up so I checked the tracking number and it shows that my package was delivered on Friday I look further and it says that it was delivered to mail room... so since I have a house and not a mail room I'm thinking they may have somehow delivered to a business or something by mistake. I call the post office and they verify the correct address and name ( mine) associated with the tracking number and tell me the same- that it was delivered... as politely as I could I explained to them that if it had been delivered I wouldn't be calling...conversation ended with a " we will look into it call us back". So Saturday rolls around and I'm waiting on mail lady hoping it was a glitch or something and she would be bringing it.. nope. I asked her about the package and she said she didn't deliver it but would call her boss and blah blah blah.. so now here we are on Monday and I call the post office again and this is what gets me suspicious... they tell me the package was out for delivery on that Friday and was delivered to another post office- they tell me that the person that delivers must have checked off that the package was delivered by mistake... BUT the package was signed out as picked up on Saturday at 7:00 PM.. I said "who picked it up I didn't receive notice that there was a package and I didn't pick it up my name was on it don't you guys require photo ID?" She said she did not know who picked it up and that was all she could tell me. Trying not to be paranoid I keep telling myself it's just a lazy ass postal worker screwed up and it will show up any day that maybe when I asked the mail lady on Saturday about it she had it picked up to be put on the truck... but nothing in the mail... so I'm a little concerned that maybe someone of an LE capacity did sign it out and the trap is being laid.. I've already "cleaned" my house and hoping I can get some advice from anyone who may have expierence with a controlled delivery. I would think if it was being set up that it would not be suspicious like this situation is but better safe then sorry... if it does go down what do I do.. steps I should take? Or am I too paranoid. My gut is telling me something is up... any help would
Be much appreciated

That's a weird situation. No advice other than if something happens don't say anything.
"I've done nothing wrong, I have nothing to hide, talk to my attorney". Words to live by..

 

[hurricane]

4 10 mL bottles bro that's it... no the return address is different every time.. that's what i keep telling myself that surely they aren't getting the damn swat team out for a couple bottles of test and tren shipped domestically. I always use caution when ordering and communicating with source.. but I have been having packages sent to this same address for well over a year..I mix the names up a little but the address has been the same... I've had issues in past where usps screwed it up someohow and it pops up a couple days later... only thing that seems crazy to me is how the chick said " yes it was signed for and picked up Saturday at 7 PM" the damn post office is closed at that time. I got another package that's on its way too should be here by end of week so I'm real curious to see what happens with it.

I'm pretty sure you're fine. Sounds like a post office fuk up. No one's getting jammed up for 4 bottles of gear. But if they ask you to come in to pick it up I'd let this one go.

 

[Ryno1980]

Agreed.. if it were a set up they would not have confirmed delivery... they would have hand delivered the package hoping you would sign for it. Also, unless there is more to the story, the chances of a priority mail box being randomly searched is almost 0. There is literally such a high volume of mail going through these sort facilities that random package searching is just not common. Unless ofcourse dogs were alerted by a scent , but to my knowledge, they aren't exactly training dogs to search for steroids.. the mail system is flooded with illegal street drugs... this is usually what they are looking for. That being said, nothing is impossible. Either ur pack shows up, or just write it off as a loss and try to get ur source to take pity on you... if he is a good source, he will take care of you

 

[bigdd]

I rent a box at a storage facility that also rents boxes, I've had it for seven years. Didn't give them my real address when I rented it. Real nice lady works in the office, holds anything that won't fit in the box till I pick it up. If anything feels weird I can just bide my time, go pick up when no other vehicles are there. Needless to say I'm really nice to this lady, chat with her, bring her cookies etc. Try to find a private box at such a place if possible there are still some around if you look perhaps.

 

[Sk8man101]

Well the post office doesn't know what happened to your package obviously.

Probably not the sources fault but they should do right by you and reship.

You paid the money, you don't get to choose how it is shipped or what service ships it. That is on the sources end and you should contact them and get what you ordered.

At this point I wouldn't be to worried about LE.

 

[Sk8man101]

I rent a box at a storage facility that also rents boxes, I've had it for seven years. Didn't give them my real address when I rented it. Real nice lady works in the office, holds anything that won't fit in the box till I pick it up. If anything feels weird I can just bide my time, go pick up when no other vehicles are there. Needless to say I'm really nice to this lady, chat with her, bring her cookies etc. Try to find a private box at such a place if possible there are still some around if you look perhaps.

Yeah good luck with that!
That shit doesn't really exist anymore.

 

[master.on]

I know good/bad luck happens but
What do you consider a threshold amount in grams for them to bother with a controlled delivery?

 

[bama42]

Yea you guys were right... postal screw up... the missing one showed up- was a little banged up and there was a bunch of marker all over it- think they had problem reading address... then second package showed couple days later... all good but definitely looking into new delivery address methods.. been using the same one for way too long... better safe then in jail

 

[Twisted]

Lots of time managers and supervisors will drop off a package lmao ....

 

[CherryChillin]

Saw this thread and I'm in the middle of a similar situation hoping someone can help me out with what I should do.

So I've got good source (as we all do) been using same one for years never an issue. All domestic delivery. Sometimes it may come early sometimes a few days late but it always comes so rarely do I even check the tracking number it's just in my mailbox. I'm normally not paranoid over this type stuff but this one has me a little worried. So everything was shipped as normal but nothing showed up so I checked the tracking number and it shows that my package was delivered on Friday I look further and it says that it was delivered to mail room... so since I have a house and not a mail room I'm thinking they may have somehow delivered to a business or something by mistake. I call the post office and they verify the correct address and name ( mine) associated with the tracking number and tell me the same- that it was delivered... as politely as I could I explained to them that if it had been delivered I wouldn't be calling...conversation ended with a " we will look into it call us back". So Saturday rolls around and I'm waiting on mail lady hoping it was a glitch or something and she would be bringing it.. nope. I asked her about the package and she said she didn't deliver it but would call her boss and blah blah blah.. so now here we are on Monday and I call the post office again and this is what gets me suspicious... they tell me the package was out for delivery on that Friday and was delivered to another post office- they tell me that the person that delivers must have checked off that the package was delivered by mistake... BUT the package was signed out as picked up on Saturday at 7:00 PM.. I said "who picked it up I didn't receive notice that there was a package and I didn't pick it up my name was on it don't you guys require photo ID?" She said she did not know who picked it up and that was all she could tell me. Trying not to be paranoid I keep telling myself it's just a lazy ass postal worker screwed up and it will show up any day that maybe when I asked the mail lady on Saturday about it she had it picked up to be put on the truck... but nothing in the mail... so I'm a little concerned that maybe someone of an LE capacity did sign it out and the trap is being laid.. I've already "cleaned" my house and hoping I can get some advice from anyone who may have expierence with a controlled delivery. I would think if it was being set up that it would not be suspicious like this situation is but better safe then sorry... if it does go down what do I do.. steps I should take? Or am I too paranoid. My gut is telling me something is up... any help would
Be much appreciated

So glad that I'm not the only one that's never heard of a paragraph!!

 

[master.on]

I was washing my vehicle in the driveway and waiting for my express delivery like I have in the past. It's always the same thing postal person makes it there just before noon . This time a new Taurus pulls up and sits in front of my driveway for about three to five minutes. The gentleman gets out of the car wearing a button down shirt and khakis ,and asks is I am ,so and so. Which struck me as odd because everyone butchers my last name . He says I have a package for you. He does not have the computer devise they carry, he has nothing on him, and never mention the postal service. My instinct told me to say I did not order anything . I could tell he did not like this and then asked me if I know "This guy" , the sender
I said no. I then said what should I do take it back to the post office? He said well you can refuse it. I said yeah I refuse it.
My source which has been great said to go pick it up , you have nothing to worry about, and it's impossible . The pack was sent back . I really do not think I was wrong in not taking it. Like I said this is not my first time. What do you guys think?

Yep
refusing it was the right thing
even if it wasn't a controlled delivery, he might be some kind of postal inspector (with cops number on autodial)
better safe than sorry IMO