Does your girl like it.....

Chip Bronson said:
sorry dad, but you're just not the man i thought you were.... :D

Oh yea I suppose I'm gay now too! I'll make you proud some day Chipper(tear in my eye) I swear it! :p
 
Earlier COmment

The earlier comment about you taking it up the ass in the divorce is true. Leave that strange pussy alone and pay attention to your wife. Not worth the $$ or trouble.
 
The big 22 is coming up for me @ the end of the month, and the girl will def be giving me all the anal I want. Maybe another girl too!!! :D Thinkin about warm the starfish up with my tongue before I slide the Johnson in. There's gotta be a first for everything. I'll follow Ronin's protocol until the point where my tongue enters her ass. Plus I'll prob be drunk anyway :p
 
NEU said:
The big 22 is coming up for me @ the end of the month, and the girl will def be giving me all the anal I want. Maybe another girl too!!! :D Thinkin about warm the starfish up with my tongue before I slide the Johnson in. There's gotta be a first for everything. I'll follow Ronin's protocol until the point where my tongue enters her ass. Plus I'll prob be drunk anyway :p


wait a second here.... giving YOU all the anal you can get?!?!?!? I hope she has skinny thumbs..... RIP to your butthole!
 
i cant believe people sit around and make those films. Hershey hwy lmao. havent heard that in awhile
 
poop chute

Yeah Baby!! Ass fuckin is about power! I do my girl in the butt because I can. I tell her she's been a bad little girl and Daddy's going to have to put in her ass! As soon as I get it all the way in, that's when the spanking starts
Nothing like doing your girl hard up the butt, while you beat her ass.
Oh man did I say that out loud!!!?? You sick fucks, look what you made me do!
:cool: luv ya gb
 
graybass said:
Yeah Baby!! Ass fuckin is about power! I do my girl in the butt because I can. I tell her she's been a bad little girl and Daddy's going to have to put in her ass! As soon as I get it all the way in, that's when the spanking starts
Nothing like doing your girl hard up the butt, while you beat her ass.
Oh man did I say that out loud!!!?? You sick fucks, look what you made me do!
:cool: luv ya gb

'bass, that was beautiful man. you brought a tear to my eye... and a stirring to my loins. wait till i get home!!!! :D
 
lmao, that was good and the most excited I have seen you get on this board. Keep it up you ;) friendly old graybass.
graybass said:
Yeah Baby!! Ass fuckin is about power! I do my girl in the butt because I can. I tell her she's been a bad little girl and Daddy's going to have to put in her ass! As soon as I get it all the way in, that's when the spanking starts
Nothing like doing your girl hard up the butt, while you beat her ass.
Oh man did I say that out loud!!!?? You sick fucks, look what you made me do!
:cool: luv ya gb
 
graybass said:
Yeah Baby!! Ass fuckin is about power! I do my girl in the butt because I can. I tell her she's been a bad little girl and Daddy's going to have to put in her ass! As soon as I get it all the way in, that's when the spanking starts
Nothing like doing your girl hard up the butt, while you beat her ass.
Oh man did I say that out loud!!!?? You sick fucks, look what you made me do!
:cool: luv ya gb



MY FRIEND, after a quote like that, I do believe we are going to have to hang out!
 
My wife takes it up the ass.... all it takes is two drinks... she's on her knees, wiggling her ass up and down.. wont every say, but I know what that means....
 
butt power

Bros, We got to keep this one going. Hogg needs to read it. (sorry friend)
Come on now, I know there are some really funny butt poking stoties out there!
I got a question. How come when I'm on about 5000mg EW, I just gotta plow my girl in the Butt!!?? J/K about the 5000mg.
I just remembered one. My good Bro told me about a time not to long ago, when he finally talked his girl into butt sex (much booze), So he gets it in and she's yelling stop, stop, so he pulls out really fast and lo and behold, right on the head of his dick was a big fat kernal of corn!!LOL I,m not shitin ya. (no pun intended) Now He says he can't eat corn anymore. HA,HA,HA,HA. LMFAO
Come on TTT. That Old AssBass :cool:
 
Sounds like a made up story to me. Corn doesnt just sit in your colon on its own.
 
LOL.......keep rubbing it in you bastards.....thanks guys.

(sigh) ...its a shame that I will not experience this simple pleasure in my lifetime.
 
Hogg said:
LOL.......keep rubbing it in you bastards.....thanks guys.

(sigh) ...its a shame that I will not experience this simple pleasure in my lifetime.
Hoggy boy, hope you had a great weekend, my friend.

Just tonight, Jewel and I were lounging on the couch and we were discussing the possibilities of hittin it in the back. Good thing she still had some pants on, or else she was in for a fun ride! lol, its only a matter of time. Unfortunately that time will have to wait till after we get married. But dammit, you know Im posting up a story that very next day for all to read! And Ill make a special email delivery to you, Hogg. :D
 
corn fed

Bob you perfert, up late reading butt stories. My friend (I swear it wasn't me)
Claims on a stack of bibles it's a true story. I know I've seen whole kernals sitin in the toilet (Yuck) I'm a little wasted, so if the spelling sucks all well.
Doin the Butt! Sexy, Sexy (What song?) :cool:
 
Yeah, a real fine weekend......now I'm going to sit here and think about ass-fucking all night.

:D

bastard.....lucky bastard. Jewel ought to give you a pre-marital backstage pass as a token of her affection :D


Bob Smith said:
Hoggy boy, hope you had a great weekend, my friend.

Just tonight, Jewel and I were lounging on the couch and we were discussing the possibilities of hittin it in the back. Good thing she still had some pants on, or else she was in for a fun ride! lol, its only a matter of time. Unfortunately that time will have to wait till after we get married. But dammit, you know Im posting up a story that very next day for all to read! And Ill make a special email delivery to you, Hogg. :D
 
Hogg said:
Yeah, a real fine weekend......now I'm going to sit here and think about ass-fucking all night.

:D

bastard.....lucky bastard. Jewel ought to give you a pre-marital backstage pass as a token of her affection :D
LOL! Id like that backstage pass, alright!

Should I post up another pic of her ass, Hogg, just so you have something to think about? lol BTW, does the Ms. have a nice rump?
 
Bob Smith said:
LOL! Id like that backstage pass, alright!

Should I post up another pic of her ass, Hogg, just so you have something to think about? lol BTW, does the Ms. have a nice rump?

Yes, post a pic of Jewel's ass,,,, I've not had the pleasure of taking a gander at it yet.

Ms. Hogg.....ahhh yes, well, Ms. Hogg has a big pair of triceps, little blocky quads, a nice shapely profile, but I dont think I can bounce a quarter off her ass right now...dont get me wrong, its nice and all but not like fucking that most memorable chick from your highschool days.....in other words, when I look down at her ass, it does not look like a log of salami splitting a pear...it kinda looks more like a log of salami sticking out of a turkey.

I mean, dont get me wrong, she was 116# yesterday but she's not in as good of shape as she has been in years past.
 

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