Fuck Ya'll: MY weird random sex thread...

[LeoTC]

Don't think I could say no to one of the most mind blowing orgasms I can manage.

Don't really care for the penetration per se. But started with a chick way back. Argued that she shouldn't be willing to take it if I wasn't.

Which is, honestly, an argument that I've made in regard to oral. So called her bluff under the condition tthat she didn't get to use anything bigger than my own dick.

Wasn't great and wasn't horrible, then I popped. Literally couldn't stand up for two minutes, my head spun, and my ears rang for what felt like forever.

Shit was insane. But sans prostate I totally get why most chicks aren't into it.

As far as chicks with dicks? Skin is skin and I'm not going to pass on amazing sex because of some ego driven concept of masculinity. -\('.')/-

 

[johntt44]

lol good news is all them hormones and lack of androgens makes it pretty difficult for them to get it up so I got time to run.

Nothing a popsicle stick and some duct tape cant remedy. Voila'! Tranny dick splint. He/shes in like Flynn, Mike Flynn....

 

[The Terminator]

Nothing a popsicle stick and some duct tape cant remedy. Voila'! Tranny dick splint. He/shes in like Flynn, Mike Flynn....

Well she can give me a prostate massage with a finger, we’ll see how that feels lol.

I’ve actually seen guys ask on hooker sites for hookers down to wear a strap-on and fuck them. Married dudes

 

[tengtren]

Don’t lie T-bags, it’s all good bro my motto is if they look good just find a hole and fuck away

Flawless

 

[LeoTC]

Used to hit the clubs with a friend of mine when I went down to Daytona. We'd pick up our respective conquests for the night and head home.

We'd catch each other in the kitchen the next morning. Be like, "Get it in? Fuck yeah."

I dunno, shit was always funny. She'd pick dudes up that swore they'd never do this or that. Flip the script on em and send them packing when they wanted more.

We'd just wait for them to make the walk of shame out the door. XD

 

[The Terminator]

I jerked off to dee williams lately

Other than that mompov has some hot as shit milfs pov style


BUUUUUT im just limp dicked tho

Not gonna lie I like milfs, even 50’s and even some 60’s milfs if they’re still trying to look good, but she’s kinda fugly imo, but my standards keep going down by the day as I get hornier so she might look good to me now. Only reason I even mentioned anything is because I recognized the name. Anyway whatever works for you, and hey no shame in jacking it to a ladyboy..not even teasing you bro