good joke

[Chip Bronson]

thanks fastfood. i'm glad at least someone's paying attention. just a little dice reference....

 

[thick]

So what's the answer?? lmao

no he was talking about when I said that was sick about the daughter sucking the father off and it tasted like shit cause of the sons ass.... then he says, yeah well what is a family for ya kno???

hope this helped

 

[Chip Bronson]

So what's the answer?? lmao

thick, you sniffing the biofreeze today?...

dice bro. 'what is family for? oooooh!!!'

 

[thick]

my eyes are watering so bad i can't read. so what is the damn answer

 

[Fast Food]

thick, you sniffing the biofreeze today?...

dice bro. 'what is family for? oooooh!!!'

haha, damn..... is it time already to rip on Thick??? Thats alright THICK, maybe the day of rest WILL be on sunday for ya.

 

[thick]

i think i am going back to florida for a couple of weeks .. than won't have to deal w/ u clowns

 

[Fast Food]

i think i am going back to florida for a couple of weeks .. than won't have to deal w/ u clowns

clowns??? I prefer the title of master thumbs (TM)!!!!

 

[lefler]

no he was talking about when I said that was sick about the daughter sucking the father off and it tasted like shit cause of the sons ass.... then he says, yeah well what is a family for ya kno???

hope this helped

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

 

[thick]

must be all that oil u sniff from the harley going to your head. get a crotch rocket and be prepared to free your mind

 

[lefler]

must be all that oil u sniff from the harley going to your head. get a crotch rocket and be prepared to free your mind

hey, i like to look good goin' slow! lol there's not to many places you can go a 100mph plus you really cant customize a c. rocket. but........they are fun too.

take one trip to the sturgis rally and you'll be on a hog in no time!

oh yeah.......how do you castrate a southerner??



kick is sister in the jaw!!

 

[lefler]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wipin his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!

Lil Georgey Joe whacked off while eatin a pie
His goo shot in his girlfriends eye
Once that bitchs eye was all crusty and shut
Georgey fucked that one eyed slut!

 

[thick]

nice jokes I have been to sturgis but i was only 6 or 7 and all i remember were motorcycles everywhere. obviously my parents didn't let me stick around to see the parties and tits

 

[thick]

dont think i posted this one

> >
> > I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only
> > >about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking
>ticket.
> > >
> > >So I went up to him and said "Come on buddy, how about giving me a
>break?"
> > >
> > >He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
> > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
> > worn tires!
> > >
> > >So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and
> > put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
> > ticket!
> > >
> > >This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more
> > tickets he wrote.
> > >
> > >I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
>little
> > fun each day. It's important.

 

[eleven11]

good one


this is a visual joke

this little boy moves into the city,when he walks to school he has to walk thru a bad part of town,
first morning he comes around a corner and a hooker is standing there. she looks at the boy, raises her little finger and says " hey little boy" the boy turns red and runs away.
well this goes on for a couple days. well one morning the little boy asked the hooker why she does that. and the hooker said - well your a little boy and I figured your wewe was the size of my pinky. well the boy ran away.
the next morning the boy was walking to school when he got an idea,
so he walks around the corner and there's the hooker and as usual she says "hey little boy".
the little boy turns around and takes his fingers and spreads his mouth out as wide as he can and says " hey lady"

 

[thick]

good one


this is a visual joke

this little boy moves into the city,when he walks to school he has to walk thru a bad part of town,
first morning he comes around a corner and a hooker is standing there. she looks at the boy, raises her little finger and says " hey little boy" the boy turns red and runs away.
well this goes on for a couple days. well one morning the little boy asked the hooker why she does that. and the hooker said - well your a little boy and I figured your wewe was the size of my pinky. well the boy ran away.
the next morning the boy was walking to school when he got an idea,
so he walks around the corner and there's the hooker and as usual she says "hey little boy".
the little boy turns around and takes his fingers and spreads his mouth out as wide as he can and says " hey lady"

 

[lefler]

bump

 

[patsfan]

If france attacked Italy from the rear, would Greece help?

 

[lefler]

If france attacked Italy from the rear, would Greece help?

good shit!