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Got My Ass Kicked Last Night

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Kelly Slater

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Last night i was at work (bouncing) and some dude walked up to me and just let me have it. Totally was caught off guard and he got me good. Split my lip open and gave me a knot in my jaw the size of a golf ball.

Don't know who the dude was or why he hit me, im the nicest guy around and I have never disrespected anyone before at the club i work at.

Well, needless to say, we fought and kicked the shit out of eachother. This boy could fight too, he got me good. I woke up today with a headache and a really bruised jaw. The good news is that I broke his nose and knocked out one of his teeth and he was on parole so when the cops came, he went to jail.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys. Its not everyday that I get my ass kicked.

PEace...kelly
 
That sucks bad bro.....At least the fuck got his.........Those cheap blindside shots are the worst.....
 
Sorry to hear about your ass whooping kelly...

I worked my way through college bouncing weekends at a bar.. I know what you go through.. Guys will start shit with you just because your bigger than they are... These little guys like to start shit because they think that you believe you can kick their ass because your bigger than they are (most of the time you don't even know who they are or even notice their exsistance). They always feel like they have something to prove...and they think others are always thinking less of them because of their size. It's sad really, I couldn't imagine going through life like that..

I'm 6'2" and about 255lbs (Up untill this year, I used to push 3 bills)

That damn Little man syndrome has gotten me into A LOT of fights.. Now adays, I just tend to avoid places that can get me in that kind of trouble (sometimes I still go out to the clubs...but I just nod and smile a lot) I go out of my way now to avoid a fight.
 
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Can't agree with you more phreezer..

brings back memories - i'm done fighting..

I'm glad you got your licks in bro and the fuck went to jail! thats awesome..
 
Phreezer said:
Sorry to hear about your ass whooping kelly...

I worked my way through college bouncing weekends at a bar.. I know what you go through.. Guys will start shit with you just because your bigger than they are... These little guys like to start shit because they think that you believe you can kick their ass because your bigger than they are (most of the time you don't even know who they are or even notice their exsistance). They always feel like they have something to prove...and they think others are always thinking less of them because of their size. It's sad really, I couldn't imagine going through life like that..

I'm 6'2" and about 255lbs (Up untill this year, I used to push 3 bills)

That damn Little man syndrome has gotten me into A LOT of fights.. Now adays, I just tend to avoid places that can get me in that kind of trouble (sometimes I still go out to the clubs...but I just nod and smile a lot) I go out of my way now to avoid a fight.
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And the sad thing is that the little fucker can attack you, you defend yourself and get the best of him and he can turn right around and sue you for damages even though he started everything. Sucks
 
Phreezer said:
Sorry to hear about your ass whooping kelly...

I worked my way through college bouncing weekends at a bar.. I know what you go through.. Guys will start shit with you just because your bigger than they are... These little guys like to start shit because they think that you believe you can kick their ass because your bigger than they are (most of the time you don't even know who they are or even notice their exsistance). They always feel like they have something to prove...and they think others are always thinking less of them because of their size. It's sad really, I couldn't imagine going through life like that..

I'm 6'2" and about 255lbs (Up untill this year, I used to push 3 bills)

That damn Little man syndrome has gotten me into A LOT of fights.. Now adays, I just tend to avoid places that can get me in that kind of trouble (sometimes I still go out to the clubs...but I just nod and smile a lot) I go out of my way now to avoid a fight.
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That's probably the smartest thing to do now a days with so many damn weapons being carried. On the other hand,a good fight always relieves tension
;)
 
I honestly can say that Ive never been in a real knock down drag out brawl,,, However Im sure that there were many times I deserved to get my ass kicked. I got punched in the back of the head one time,, I didnt even know what had happened until I was told (after I woke up) just remembered a loud ringing sound and that was it,,,
 
Whatever it was,, it worked..LOL. I didnt even want to chase the guy down,,, just wanted to go home take some aspirin and go to bed....
 
OMG...LMAO!!!! Hey Ian.. why don't you ask the fella's what a donkey punch is ;)
 
donkey punch:

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate
 
Oh,, thats definately NOT what happened to me..lol
There was a wet spot in my pants,,, but it was because I lost control of all my bodily functions when I passed out......
 
LMFAO!! I just re-read this post from where you chimmed in..and I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard...
 
This brings back bad memories, about 4 years ago I got jumped at a seedy strip club. Do not know why to this day, I think the guy was drunk off his ass....wrestled my way out of it until 2 bouncers jumped in and threw the guy out. Nobody got hurt.
 
yea, ive been in a lot of fights but i never start it, whe ni was a young punk i would jump at the chance to fight now i avoid it at all costs, even if i kick the living shit out of the guy im still hurtin the next day, or i break my hand or nose again, pussy is not much better, i agree.
 
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