Gym Rules

[Big Soul]

Guys,

First I would like to say hello to my fellow iron brothers. I would like to start a thread in which we can bitch about all the things you see in the gym that piss you off. I will start with the number one thing that pisses me off and that is little skinny frat boys who you see once a week in the gym asking you for steroids. First off I don't know or trust you and I don't know about hte rest of you guys but I hate those fuckin faggot frat boys. Anyway my next pet peeve is people who constantly tell you how strong or how much they weigh and then proceed to go into a step by step breakdown of their daily meals and how they are taking 600mgs. of test in order to barely weigh 180lbs. Just had to rant a little bit.


"The soul weighs 21 grams"

 

[dolfe1]

I belong to a large gym, kinda family oriented, so just watching all these idiots get in my way and don't know what the fuck they're doing is the most annoying to me. I can't really say there's one pet peeve that bothers me most, basicly 90% of everything that everyone in my gym does bothers me.

 

[esco]

wassup bro ... i hate when a fat(no disrespect to large people) guy tries to tell you how to work abs!

 

[dolfe1]

Or when you see a fat guy worken his abs. What a fucking waste of time.

 

[thick]

i hated people who didn't re-rack their weights

 

[esco]

the dropping of dumbbells, especially when people are dropping like 40lbs dumbbells.

 

[crewboss]

lol we've had a few of these threads lately. i thought of another one yesterday @ the gym.


i've been out of hte gym for a solid 4 months, and i just got back this week. lots of new faces, and lots of the SAME POOR BASTARDS. i can't count how many i see sweating their asses off every day for literally YEARS with ZERO RESULTS.

there's this one poor fat fuck i've seen every day for years in the gym. brother's on hte treadmill for 60 minutes, lifting weights and banging plates every day, sweat-soaked shirt every time, gasping for breath. i saw the dude for the 1st time in a few months yesterday, and it's like i never left.

DUDE IS THE SAME FAT SHIT. i just want to stop the dude, pull the fucking plug from the treadmill, sit his fat ass down and say "BROTHER, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 3 LONG YEARS AND YOU'RE STILL A SORRY ASS. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE YOU'RE GETTING NO WHERE? AND AT ANY POINT OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS DID IT EVER OCCUR TO PERHAPS ASSESS WHAT YOU MIGHT BE DOING WRONG?" it was reaffirmation that indeed i am surrounded by bumblefucks.

 

[thick]

If it were me i would actually pull that guy off and offer to help. Gotta respect the fact that he has been so dedicated even if he is a dumbass. Better than helping some cocky fucker that doesn't even put in any effort. Dude was probably raised by a girl and doesn't know any better

lol we've had a few of these threads lately. i thought of another one yesterday @ the gym.


i've been out of hte gym for a solid 4 months, and i just got back this week. lots of new faces, and lots of the SAME POOR BASTARDS. i can't count how many i see sweating their asses off every day for literally YEARS with ZERO RESULTS.

there's this one poor fat fuck i've seen every day for years in the gym. brother's on hte treadmill for 60 minutes, lifting weights and banging plates every day, sweat-soaked shirt every time, gasping for breath. i saw the dude for the 1st time in a few months yesterday, and it's like i never left.

DUDE IS THE SAME FAT SHIT. i just want to stop the dude, pull the fucking plug from the treadmill, sit his fat ass down and say "BROTHER, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 3 LONG YEARS AND YOU'RE STILL A SORRY ASS. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE YOU'RE GETTING NO WHERE? AND AT ANY POINT OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS DID IT EVER OCCUR TO PERHAPS ASSESS WHAT YOU MIGHT BE DOING WRONG?" it was reaffirmation that indeed i am surrounded by bumblefucks.

 

[crewboss]

after seeing the dude yesterday i am definitely going to say something. you're right thick the guy has more dedication than 90% of the people in my gym. damn is that tough to watch though.

 

[thick]

hope he is willing to listen. Nothing worse than someone that desperately needs help that takes offense to the offer or thinks they know everything. If he is like that please kill him

 

[Fast Food]

i really hate it when i see really hott women in there with 6 packs and everything that just dont come over and start sucking me off right then and there, or at least just bend over for daddy. i mean come on, you go to a gym looking that hott with hardly anything on..... share!!!!!!!

 

[dolfe1]

When I first started lifting, when I was skinny piece of shit, I used to hate it if some random person came up and gave me advice, but that's prob just because I would look at them and see that they were just as big a piece of shit as I was and think what the fuck do they know.

 

[thick]

lmao, that was my second rant. chics not putting out in the squat rack

 

[Fast Food]

lmao, that was my second rant. chics not putting out in the squat rack

there was one on the dumbell decline bench the other day doing abs.... she held a broomstick behind her head with both arms doing the abs.... i could have sworn i heard her thinking, "hey, arms wide open, 6 pack gleaming with sweat, need some dick, hey how bout fast food over there come get on me!"

 

[esco]

u gotta like a chic doing the inner abductor machine!

 

[TERUMO]

what really pisses me off is the people who seem to just come in to socialize.The fuckers get on a machine and stay there for an hour because they wont shut up.Also,pisses me off when some fucker walks around like he's the biggest fucker in town, and you see him all the time not liftin jack shit.

 

[Grizzly]

Personally, I like the frat boys who ask for steroids. They're easy marks and pay for my shit.

Aside from what others do that pisses me off, what really pisses me off is usually an actual gym rule. I hate gyms that don't allow chalk.

There should also be a rule that no music besides metal is allowed in the gym.

 

[apollojay]

i got a list of things that piss me off.
1. the asshole who owns the gym and never feels like fixing anything and always smells like booze.
2. the "huge" dudes who walk around like a fucking monkey with their arms sticking way out b/c the imaginary lat spread wont let them put their arms down.
3. the assholes who come in, do 2 sets of bench to get a quick pump, and then take off the sweatshirt to show off their fat underarmor wearing asses. it is called under armor for a reason. leave the shirt on!
4. the assholes who feel the need to come up to you and talk to you even though you are pointing to the headphones you are wearing. or they motion for you to take em off, just to say whats up man. fuckers.
5. the asshole who yelled at me in the middle of a set of shrugs about the radio station i put on, even though he was wearing a walkman. man, if that old fuck ever even looks at me again, let alone talks to me like that, i swear to god i will fucking blind him.

sorry guys i am all hi blood pressured up from just deadlifting. just needed to vent. stay strong bros.
-jay

 

[crewboss]

LMAO is there anything that gets attention faster than a hot bitch on an inner abductor. 2 seconds flat, half the gym is positioned in front of her for the rare in-gym glimpse of the gratuitous cooch shot.

 

[kwik98gt]

LMAO is there anything that gets attention faster than a hot bitch on an inner abductor. 2 seconds flat, half the gym is positioned in front of her for the rare in-gym glimpse of the gratuitous cooch shot.

ill tell you what pissed me the fuck off the other day-i pick up my 110 dumbells and walk to the rack with em to put em up, and some idiot put some goddamn 55's in the 110 holes!!!! fuck.. that shit gets me red