HELP!!! Can anyone create a fake- real looking cell bill? Just need 1 page

Did the ol' lady buy it? We need an update!

One time I woke up to the sound of my new iphone being smashed, followed by being pulled backwards as I am choked by my own wife beater. The girlfriend (I only date bigger gals) had found some unrequested nude some trashy skank with a face tattoo sent me. She choked me out so bad blood vessels in my eyes popped. I told the guys at work and my homeboys I got jumped by some puerto ricans walking to the set to buy dope... was somehow less embarrassing than the truth.

You can't cheat, use technology, and expect to get away. You gotta just shoot from the hip in public like a true alpha does anyways.
 
What I've given her so far has . @MisterSuperGod is hooking me up with a couple more pages. And I cannot thank MSG enough! He's a freaking trouper. Worked on that shit til 5 am!!!
 
Good stuff. Cool of you to do that.

Bro he was no shit up to 5am working it . I'm so thankful to him .

Not totally out of the woods... We skipped the gym tonight and went and had sushi... I am back in the bed room tonight though . We'll see... It honestly was a good wake up call. I think the next page or two that @MisterSuperGod creates will work . I'm also having to eat a big slice of humble pie. I love her, it's healthy...I'm just a nit wit.
 
If you cheated on her it's a sign you need to move on. That is a personal opinion though... My ex saw that I was talking to this girl thought Facebook, she then called me out and asked if I sent those messages. I told her yes and of course she started crying and I felt bad because of it. She forgave me and said it was okay since I didn't have sexual intercourse with her but to never do that again. I still ended up dumping her and got with the other girl.

Plus my ex as way to childish and jealous. I can't put up with that shit.

I would disagree with this, every man fantasies about cheating, it’s in our subconscious to procreate and spread the seed as far and wide as possible. It’s when women consider cheating or do cheat that the relationship is in doomed because the man is likely not fulfilling her needs.
 
Did the ol' lady buy it? We need an update!

One time I woke up to the sound of my new iphone being smashed, followed by being pulled backwards as I am choked by my own wife beater. The girlfriend (I only date bigger gals) had found some unrequested nude some trashy skank with a face tattoo sent me. She choked me out so bad blood vessels in my eyes popped. I told the guys at work and my homeboys I got jumped by some puerto ricans walking to the set to buy dope... was somehow less embarrassing than the truth.

You can't cheat, use technology, and expect to get away. You gotta just shoot from the hip in public like a true alpha does anyways.
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I would disagree with this, every man fantasies about cheating, it’s in our subconscious to procreate and spread the seed as far and wide as possible. It’s when women consider cheating or do cheat that the relationship is in doomed because the man is likely not fulfilling her needs.
LOL, gotta disagree. When either party cheats, it should be over because it is a sign that the cheating partner is also not happy and having their needs met.
 
Fuck that. Couples cheat at some alarming rate - like 50%. The great majority don’t get caught.

So it’s not necessarily the relationship-ender that is being portrayed
 

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