HideMyGear!

[MrSlicky]

Greetings everyone, allow me to introduce HideMyGear and its concept to you. It's evident that in our industry, authorities are increasingly proficient in law enforcement. With the rise of artificial intelligence, the interception of gear becomes easier, posing significant risks to both suppliers and customers. Just last year, we witnessed several prominent sources being busted in Meso alone!

Securing a source with high-quality standards is only part of the equation. Equally vital is ensuring that the entire process, from placing an order to final delivery, is as secure as possible. HideMyGear offers top-notch products backed by laboratory analysis for transparency and guaranteeing a secure ordering process.

Detailing the entire ordering process may become outdated due to our regular adjustments and would also defeat the purpose in first place. Our paramount focus remains on discreet shipping to prevent interception. We ship from the EU worldwide, catering especially well to customers in strict regions like Scandinavia.

Cryptocurrency payments are standard for secure transactions. We are exploring alternative payment methods.

For inquiries and orders, please contact us at

hidemygear@proton.me

Our website features an updated list of essential compounds alongside laboratory reports. Regrettably, we cannot share images of our stock for obvious reasons.

Currently, orders are placed via email, website serves only informational purpose. Upon placing your order, you will receive all the necessary instructions..

www.hidemygear.com

 

[JabbedUp]

Fuck off

 

[oldie59]

 

[Big_bowl0tren]

What a stupid fucking approach. If you want to source just source leave out the other bullshit.

 

[readalot]

HideMyGear offers top-notch products backed by laboratory analysis

Impurity testing? Residual solvents, ICP, GCMS? Do you provide certificates of analysis upon request?

Thanks.

 

[freedom69]

I hear for $150 shipping, they next day air you a puppy in a crate. First shit he pops out is a ballon with three vials of Tren wrapped inside. If you bust open his heart shaped ID tag on the collar you’ll find two Dbol and half an Adex tab. Just check the box for Scandinavian Shuffle instead of FedEx on the shipping options.

 

[pigeonhed]

Do you sell tinfoil hats or must I still make my own?

 

[ThinkDeroid]

I love how the product pictures with that face and bottle look like Adolf.

HideMyAdolf!

 

[MrSlicky]

Such a heartfelt greeting! alright.

Do you sell tinfoil hats or must I still make my own?

Hell no! Keep using yours, much better fit anyway



Now seriously. What is wrong with our approach? Did I write anything that is bullshit or not true?

We are putting conscious effort into obtaining gear more securely and safely. Is there anything wrong with that?

We don't believe that simply placing vials between cookies is sufficient and are striving to offer something better. Is there any issue with that?

Stupid fucking approach, wanna source, just source?

Like, seriously? What a remarkable statement in line with the "harm reduction" phrase you like using around here.

What is harm reduction if making best effort to not let customer's name end up in official records is not?

 

[MrSlicky]

Impurity testing? Residual solvents, ICP, GCMS? Do you provide certificates of analysis upon request?

Thanks.

Is this an attempt to look smart or a legitimate question? Apologies, as it's not immediately clear. If the question is sincere, then the response would be: we have allocated a significant amount of funds to test all the products available here, and all the information can be found on the website or in the laboratory reports section on the boards.

If the term "top-notch" is what disturbed you, then I apologize and replace it with "quality". As testing we've invested in is currently considered to be the standard for testing quality. If additional testing you mentioned proves to be meaningful in the future, we'd be glad to elevate our standards accordingly.

 

[readalot]

Is this an attempt to look smart or a legitimate question? Apologies, as it's not immediately clear. If the question is sincere, then the response would be: we have allocated a significant amount of funds to test all the products available here, and all the information can be found on the website or in the laboratory reports section on the boards.

If the term "top-notch" is what disturbed you, then I apologize and replace it with "quality". As testing we've invested in is currently considered to be the standard for testing quality. If additional testing you mentioned proves to be meaningful in the future, we'd be glad to elevate our standards accordingly.

Thanks for your response. I was being sincere and am working on raising the bar for current testing standard. Hence my questions were meant to be constructive.

See my thread and this post for more info:

Source QC and C of A (do you have one?)

https://www.intechopen.com/chapters/65419 https://www.agilent.com/cs/library/primers/Public/5991-1876EN.pdf https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1091581820946746

thinksteroids.com

None of your terminology disturbed me. Was just curious if you and your company wanted to be leaders in the field.

I'll take a look at the website.

Take care.

 

[readalot]

I took a look at your website and it appears you are doing HPLC qual/quan on the API for your products. I hope the above info is useful if interested in testing your products (raws as a first step) for impurities.

My hypothesis is this testing will be a key point of differentiation and competitive advantage.

 

[BigJ1]

No prices? No tits? Not Friday. No inventory stock or labs?

 

[BigTomJ]

Such a heartfelt greeting! alright.


Hell no! Keep using yours, much better fit anyway

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Now seriously. What is wrong with our approach? Did I write anything that is bullshit or not true?

We are putting conscious effort into obtaining gear more securely and safely. Is there anything wrong with that?

We don't believe that simply placing vials between cookies is sufficient and are striving to offer something better. Is there any issue with that?

Stupid fucking approach, wanna source, just source?

Like, seriously? What a remarkable statement in line with the "harm reduction" phrase you like using around here.

What is harm reduction if making best effort to not let customer's name end up in official records is not?

You think you're the first cunts on the planet to think of stealth shipping and then branded yourself entirely around that?

You're marketing yourselves as a safer, more discrete option, but don't actually speak on your opsec, data hygiene, encryption, or anything.

To top it all off, you have a clear web .com domain name with gear in the URL.

Hilarious.

 

[Murmurmust]

Lemme guess it takes a few months and this source will stop shipments to Scandinavia

 

[JabbedUp]

You think you're the first cunts on the planet to think of stealth shipping and then branded yourself entirely around that?

You're marketing yourselves as a safer, more discrete option, but don't actually speak on your opsec, data hygiene, encryption, or anything.

To top it all off, you have a clear web .com domain name with gear in the URL.

Hilarious.

Im guessing they're fishing for Scandinavian buyers, and that's what the marketing's about.

 

[TurtleTank]

I agree that it doesn't sound like a good business proposition, but why be so mean to the guy? He doesn't seem malicious.

 

[BigTomJ]

I agree that it doesn't sound like a good business proposition, but why be so mean to the guy? He doesn't seem malicious.

because thats how you treat new sources.

Do you always invite the newest drug dealer in your neighborhood in for tea?

on top of his bullshit, hes also responded to criticism poorly.
Basically makes this a dead source.

 

[TurtleTank]

because thats how you treat new sources.

Do you always invite the newest drug dealer in your neighborhood in for tea?

on top of his bullshit, hes also responded to criticism poorly.
Basically makes this a dead source.

Yeah, when I'm representing my company, I definitely don't respond negatively, regardless of what others do.

 

[BigTomJ]

Yeah, when I'm representing my company, I definitely don't respond negatively, regardless of what others do.

hes not a company, hes a shady anonymous drug dealer from who knows where in the world.