HOW MANY TIMES A DAY do you.....

Fast Food

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take a shit.... here it is 10 am, and i'm on my third shit of the day! i take on average 5 or 6 a day. i like the smell of my poo..............





haha
 
Fast Food said:
take a shit.... here it is 10 am, and i'm on my third shit of the day! i take on average 5 or 6 a day. i like the smell of my poo..............





haha

lol I have been meaning to start a thread asking this question for a while now, 3-4 right now but 5-6 when I'm bulking. I wipe my ass a lot too(gotta make sure that shits clean) so I go through quite a bit of tp.
 
dolfe1 said:
lol I have been meaning to start a thread asking this question for a while now, 3-4 right now but 5-6 when I'm bulking. I wipe my ass a lot too(gotta make sure that shits clean) so I go through quite a bit of tp.


i wipe my ass a lot too since my gf likes to lick my asshole. but anyways, them hemmorhoids suck too!
 
Fast Food said:
i wipe my ass a lot too since my gf likes to lick my asshole. but anyways, them hemmorhoids suck too!

Damn, I've never had hemmorhoids, what are they like, does your chick still lick your asshole when you have that shit?
 
dolfe1 said:
Damn, I've never had hemmorhoids, what are they like, does your chick still lick your asshole when you have that shit?


yeah she licks my ass.... whenever i have that too..... all hemmorhoids are is a vein pertruding, kinda swollen vein right around there.... so its no big deal
 
Fast Food said:
yeah she licks my ass.... whenever i have that too..... all hemmorhoids are is a vein pertruding, kinda swollen vein right around there.... so its no big deal

Painful? Anychance that the vein will ever just burst?
 
Fast Food said:
no rectal bleeding is in my future.... however, i do burst when she licks my brown eye!

Hey you were telling us all week last week that you were going to administer the peoples thumb on either Fri or Sat, how did it work out?
 
dolfe1 said:
Hey you were telling us all week last week that you were going to administer the peoples thumb on either Fri or Sat, how did it work out?


it went well, she loves it..... yesterday morning she got the PT and liked it..... last night she got the peoples middle finger and after we were "done" she says, "which one was that? i liked it" so i definitely got myself a keeper.... she gave me a real good blow job right before I went out to umpire.... all this test and EQ wont transfer from my nut to her will it ! lol
 
I shit maybe 4 times/week. Is that bad? I only eat 2 times/day,though. I like when i get those long solid shits that don't even feel like their coming out and when you look down it looks like and anaconda,but i hate when i get those soft shits. Sometimes i'll get a nice shit but most of the time it's soft shit. :) I think i should eat more fiber
 
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