im gonna be banging this girl

NEU said:
i'm really not bein ignorant here, but has anyone ever "doublebagged" before or triple for that matter? I remember learnin in sex-ed how the more u put on, the more friction, and the higher chance of ripping.

I just think it would be hilarious if your about to bang some broad and she sees you unwrapping 10 condoms at the same time.

LMAO!
 
ren said:
can i borrow that chin strap-on from your avatar?..i might need it

ren

sure buddy, i gave my last one to rambo. i told him that you need to borrow it. just pm him and tell him to take it out of his ass and send it over to you :)
 
Jewel said:
I would like to know WHY BS has this website stashed away and where he finds all these sites.... gggrrrr :mad:

Oh... and ren... if I were you I would bring a box of condoms (and I don't mean for a marathon night of sex either). YOu need to double and triple bag that thing if you are planning on going anywhere near that girl.

sometimes, if your REALLY careful, you can strecth one out without ripping it and finness it over your ballsack for total protection. you can't be too careful. never know where that vaginal juice is gonna squirt on
 
pumppumppuk said:
damn you ren.....you posted that website and now nobody is on meso.....i wondered why everything was moving slow for the past few hours....lmao
i wonder what rambo is doing?,,,,,lol
PPP

hell i've been on there typing in every interest i can think of.
so far not much luck with boston though :(

welllllllllllll.........besides this chick, type in her profile to look her up
xplastikx

LMAO!!!
 
NEU said:
hell i've been on there typing in every interest i can think of.
so far not much luck with boston though :(

welllllllllllll.........besides this chick, type in her profile to look her up
xplastikx

LMAO!!!


you gotta get on the messageboards so people see you posting ..then they click on you and if theyre intrested they IM you ..im gonna look that chick up
...it only took me a couple days for chicks to start IMing me with some nasty stuff!!


.....theres a 'health and fitness' forum there with some hilarious posts..one about steroids..i cant wait to see some of you stick your teeth in these idiots..its great i go back and forth from meso to RMB comparing notes

<< handle is renten on that board..drop me a line if you join :)


ren
 
NEU said:
hell i've been on there typing in every interest i can think of.
so far not much luck with boston though :(

welllllllllllll.........besides this chick, type in her profile to look her up
xplastikx

LMAO!!!


i jsut saw that girl "xplastikx" ahahahahahahahahahahahahah omg..she might be hot actually if she didnt look like satan!
that is one scary looking broad!


ren
 
NEU said:
hell i've been on there typing in every interest i can think of.
so far not much luck with boston though :(

welllllllllllll.........besides this chick, type in her profile to look her up
xplastikx

LMAO!!!

holy shit.....that bitch just wants to kill somebody.



PPP
 
ren said:
lol..nice!..whats your handle

ren


dude, you have some of the funniest fuckin pictures on there. not knockin ya, but i almost shit my pants. looks like you've just been captured by the taliban in your first photo. ohhhhhh my god, thats great. and one looks like your doing some witchcraft devil worshipping with candles. needless to say, i'm not nearly as ripped up, so none of my pics will make it on there.
and did you really bang that broad?
 
NEU said:
dude, you have some of the funniest fuckin pictures on there. not knockin ya, but i almost shit my pants. looks like you've just been captured by the taliban in your first photo. ohhhhhh my god, thats great. and one looks like your doing some witchcraft devil worshipping with candles. needless to say, i'm not nearly as ripped up, so none of my pics will make it on there.
and did you really bang that broad?


those were pictures that girls IMed me and asked me to take...im telling you there are some kinky bitches on that site dude..

the first time some girl asked to see me tied up...so i posted those...

thennnn another girl saw that picture and asked if i could wear a button down shirt unbuttoned and blindfold myself and tie my hands!...im telling you there are some crazy bitches on that site...im loving it

the 'witchcraft ' one was supposed to look like the suitcase from pulp fiction.b.ut it came out kinda messed up

ren
 
NEU said:
well i typed in ronin and this is what i got

http://www.ratemybody.com/profile.aspx?id=ronin

someone needs to explain themselves, jk :D


i dont know what he looks like so i dont know...

by the way ..did yo see the threads in the 'sex and relationshiip' forum?...one of em is a bunch of girls showing their tits..another one is girls completely naked...then i was just on one where some girl just kept taking pics of her 'downstairs ' and posting em lol

ren
 
today is the day gentlemen...ill let eveyone know what happens with her!!

IM SO EXCITED!! TEEHEE

ren
 
we met at a bar called peculiar pub in NYC...rented a hotel room (just got back) and had sex like 8 times...no butt play though :(...she said she has to be really in the mood for that (whatever)...but the sex was fantastic!! we might be hanging out during the week :)

ren
 
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