Colossal you are by far my favorite "lab" entertainer of the current crop.
A mix of Karl and thebrewkit. Two of my favorite "lab" entertainers from the past.
Your word and the truth aren't particularly important to your rhetoric. Spin, Spin, Spin is the name of the game. I do thoroughly enjoy "the I will accept your apology" line. It is at least remotely clever and makes me smile.
I have no doubt that a few orders are still trickling in. Those people deserve all of the wonderful gear they receive (or don't) at this stage as the evidence is all out there.
Those orders are payment for you playing the dancing monkey for Meso. So please don't be gone for days at a time anymore. We want you to dance for us several times per day.
Dance monkey dance. If you are lucky and do a good enough job some helpless newbies will throw a few quarters in your tin cup.