Is it really that easy?

[XKawN]

Do you have a drinking problem?

Yes I do.

 

[ronin17]

A 900% markup On a 5$ vial would be 50$ vial. I don't know how you came up with the $4500 number except for multiplying $5 X 900% which isn't correct.

Honestly for all the trouble and risk, it really isn't that much money. Not worth it imo.

 

[Docd187123]

So I was a little drunk last night. always a few posts I look at the next day and wish I could delete.

Please tell me what you were drinking lol. Was it good?

I've got some Pliny the Elder beer and I think Flenser doesn't like me enough, or trust me enough, to get drunk in my presence lol so I need someone to share with. Also got some good tequila a friend brough back from Mexico.

 

[Docd187123]

Honestly for all the trouble and risk, it really isn't that much money. Not worth it imo.

I brew myself although I'm no UGL. The trouble to brew isnt that much. It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it but it ain't baking a cake that's for sure lol. The risk of manufacture or sale is a lot more than simple possession I agree. To some it is worth it to others no. Depends upon the person.

 

[XKawN]

Well, I was at the end of my payday so no, not quality, lol. just some 1800 silver and modelo special. I will be getting a kegerator in the next few days so I will be having a few ales on tap. tried this alaskan hopothermia ipa recently at a restaurant and I liked it very much. Hard to find, though. That being said, I should probably quit drinking and get back in the gym. Rough couple of months where I think a bit of depression has gotten the better of me due to an accident I sustained which fucked me up. it's just, I'm having a blast partying lately and forgetting about the reality of my situation.

 

[Docd187123]

Well, I was at the end of my payday so no, not quality, lol. just some 1800 silver and modelo special. I will be getting a kegerator in the next few days so I will be having a few ales on tap. tried this alaskan hopothermia ipa recently at a restaurant and I liked it very much. Hard to find, though. That being said, I should probably quit drinking and get back in the gym. Rough couple of months where I think a bit of depression has gotten the better of me due to an accident I sustained which fucked me up. it's just, I'm having a blast partying lately and forgetting about the reality of my situation.

Life is one big rollercoaster. There will always be high points and low points. Nothing wrong with enjoying the low point for a bit if you're going to be there anyway so long as you eventually make It back to the top lol

 

[XKawN]

Life is one big rollercoaster. There will always be high points and low points. Nothing wrong with enjoying the low point for a bit if you're going to be there anyway so long as you eventually make It back to the top lol

Lol, good post. That's exactly what I plan to do. Enjoy misery for a bit then kick myself in my own ass and get back to it. looking at that beer (Pliny the Elder ) man, that's got some great reviews. Looks a bit hard to find. definitely gonna have to give that a try.

 

[Docd187123]

Lol, good post. That's exactly what I plan to do. Enjoy misery for a bit then kick myself in my own ass and get back to it. looking at that beer (Pliny the Elder ) man, that's got some great reviews. Looks a bit hard to find. definitely gonna have to give that a try.

I stumbled upon the walmart supercenter of alcoholics randomly not long ago. They have things I've never even fantasized of lol. They're willing to try and source anything you ask for if they don't carry it in stock.

The story about how I found this place:

My buddy is a big fan of Warsteiner beer but he's had some issues finding it sometimes. So one day I was filling up gas before going to work and a Warsteiner truck pulls up to the light at the gas station. I'm like "holy fuck! My boy is going to be so happy bc I found out where he can get it reliably". I stopped pumping gas and hopped in my car without even getting my change (only like $2 or so) and not even putting the gas cap back on. I told myself "you're not going to let this truck out of your sight".

So I start tailing this truck like I'm fucking starsky and hutch. I'm running reds to keep behind him etc. I think he got lost bc we were driving for about 20min but ended up only 5min from where I saw him initially which was very close to my apartment.

Anyway, he pulls into this parking lot of a huge liquor distributor building (I'm still shocked at how big it is and I've had time to process it's size) and parks. I'm right on his tail and come to a screeching stop right alongside. He gets out a bit startled, probably thought I was going to try and rob him, as I frantically get out of the car. I'm like "thank you for finally stopping" to which he replied "you must be the idiot that's been following me and running red lights and breaking all sorts of traffic laws". I admitted to being the aforementioned idiot and proceeded to explain to him why I was acting in such a fashion. He explained to me how this place was on his route and he's seen they got EVERYTHING you could dream of inside while making his deliveries. So of course being the good friend that I am, I proceeded to check out the inside for a bit as I was fine with being late to work that day.

I've never said oooohhhh or aaaaahhhh so muh except the few times I visited weed dispensaries. Somehow inside this mammoth complex I got lost at the intersection between Don Julio 1942 and Don Julio Real where it crosses a small shelf with obscure beers I'd never seen before. I stole a look at the shelf hoping to get my bearings and came across some weird beerwith what looked like a hobbit from lord of the rings movies on the box. I quickly disregarded the idea of asking him for help getting back to the counter as a dumb one.

But sittin right next to baby Froto was an unassuming beer with green and red on it. I figured it's almost Christmas so why not? Bought some and went in to work. Told my friend about the place and he started salivating at the mouth.

Went back home at the end of the day, put Pliny in the freezer for a bit and then proceeded to enjoy one. When I say enjoy, I mean EN-FUCKING-JOY. It was like Abella Anderson opened up her pussy lips and ass and told me that my cock would forever be the one to penetrate those hollowed gates of Valhalla. I downed the beers in record time determined to finish them before my girl tried asking me to let her try some. The wrench would not be granted a taste if i had my way and I was successful. She came home to the empty bottles and asked what was going on. I told her I found heaven and it was in a bottle wrapped like a Christmas decoration. She was angry I hadn't left any to share but I silenced her with the look In my eye. She asked me to describe it and I could only do it justice by claiming it was somethig that only elves from the Elysian forests could have made and no man could ever create such masterpieces. She got upset that I had a twinkle in my eye and said you don't get that look when you talk about me even. I told her

"quiet woman, I'm a man. In a man's life there are 3 things to be revered: good alcohol, good weed, and good women. I revere you every time I give you the D but that I had IMO just discovered this nectar of the gods. But Bc I love you, I will get some more and let you try some but it will be rationed out to you so make use of your alotted amount."

Anyway I didn't get ass for a few days but I was perfectly ok with that. I secretly had plans to rent out a box truck and buy enough Pliny to fill up the truck. I was seriously contemplating about when I should go to get the truck when I realized rent was due that week and my girl would mince my pp with a rusty knife if I missed rent so I put that idea on temporary hold. I went back to the supercenter and asked if I could get a bunch but was told there's a limit as to how much I could get bc the stock was so low. I don't know if that's only temporary or a recurring thing or whether it was manufacturer or distributor policy but suffice to say, I will hire on all the crackheads from the city and have them each purchase me some so I can go over the per person limit they told me about and then I'll write them off as business expenses.

PS: my girl is still a little mad at me



PPS: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a good friend



PPPS: I admit to no criminal acts or motor vehicle violations. I have only expressly exercised my right to free speech through creative writing..... I think.




PPPPS: no animals were harmed during this story

 

[ickyrica]

I stumbled upon the walmart supercenter of alcoholics randomly not long ago. They have things I've never even fantasized of lol. They're willing to try and source anything you ask for if they don't carry it in stock.

The story about how I found this place:

My buddy is a big fan of Warsteiner beer but he's had some issues finding it sometimes. So one day I was filling up gas before going to work and a Warsteiner truck pulls up to the light at the gas station. I'm like "holy fuck! My boy is going to be so happy bc I found out where he can get it reliably". I stopped pumping gas and hopped in my car without even getting my change (only like $2 or so) and not even putting the gas cap back on. I told myself "you're not going to let this truck out of your sight".

So I start tailing this truck like I'm fucking starsky and hutch. I'm running reds to keep behind him etc. I think he got lost bc we were driving for about 20min but ended up only 5min from where I saw him initially which was very close to my apartment.

Anyway, he pulls into this parking lot of a huge liquor distributor building (I'm still shocked at how big it is and I've had time to process it's size) and parks. I'm right on his tail and come to a screeching stop right alongside. He gets out a bit startled, probably thought I was going to try and rob him, as I frantically get out of the car. I'm like "thank you for finally stopping" to which he replied "you must be the idiot that's been following me and running red lights and breaking all sorts of traffic laws". I admitted to being the aforementioned idiot and proceeded to explain to him why I was acting in such a fashion. He explained to me how this place was on his route and he's seen they got EVERYTHING you could dream of inside while making his deliveries. So of course being the good friend that I am, I proceeded to check out the inside for a bit as I was fine with being late to work that day.

I've never said oooohhhh or aaaaahhhh so muh except the few times I visited weed dispensaries. Somehow inside this mammoth complex I got lost at the intersection between Don Julio 1942 and Don Julio Real where it crosses a small shelf with obscure beers I'd never seen before. I stole a look at the shelf hoping to get my bearings and came across some weird beerwith what looked like a hobbit from lord of the rings movies on the box. I quickly disregarded the idea of asking him for help getting back to the counter as a dumb one.

But sittin right next to baby Froto was an unassuming beer with green and red on it. I figured it's almost Christmas so why not? Bought some and went in to work. Told my friend about the place and he started salivating at the mouth.

Went back home at the end of the day, put Pliny in the freezer for a bit and then proceeded to enjoy one. When I say enjoy, I mean EN-FUCKING-JOY. It was like Abella Anderson opened up her pussy lips and ass and told me that my cock would forever be the one to penetrate those hollowed gates of Valhalla. I downed the beers in record time determined to finish them before my girl tried asking me to let her try some. The wrench would not be granted a taste if i had my way and I was successful. She came home to the empty bottles and asked what was going on. I told her I found heaven and it was in a bottle wrapped like a Christmas decoration. She was angry I hadn't left any to share but I silenced her with the look In my eye. She asked me to describe it and I could only do it justice by claiming it was somethig that only elves from the Elysian forests could have made and no man could ever create such masterpieces. She got upset that I had a twinkle in my eye and said you don't get that look when you talk about me even. I told her

"quiet woman, I'm a man. In a man's life there are 3 things to be revered: good alcohol, good weed, and good women. I revere you every time I give you the D but that I had IMO just discovered this nectar of the gods. But Bc I love you, I will get some more and let you try some but it will be rationed out to you so make use of your alotted amount."

Anyway I didn't get ass for a few days but I was perfectly ok with that. I secretly had plans to rent out a box truck and buy enough Pliny to fill up the truck. I was seriously contemplating about when I should go to get the truck when I realized rent was due that week and my girl would mince my pp with a rusty knife if I missed rent so I put that idea on temporary hold. I went back to the supercenter and asked if I could get a bunch but was told there's a limit as to how much I could get bc the stock was so low. I don't know if that's only temporary or a recurring thing or whether it was manufacturer or distributor policy but suffice to say, I will hire on all the crackheads from the city and have them each purchase me some so I can go over the per person limit they told me about and then I'll write them off as business expenses.

PS: my girl is still a little mad at me



PPS: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a good friend



PPPS: I admit to no criminal acts or motor vehicle violations. I have only expressly exercised my right to free speech through creative writing..... I think.




PPPPS: no animals were harmed during this story

That my friend is dedication.

 

[XKawN]

I stumbled upon the walmart supercenter of alcoholics randomly not long ago. They have things I've never even fantasized of lol. They're willing to try and source anything you ask for if they don't carry it in stock.

The story about how I found this place:

My buddy is a big fan of Warsteiner beer but he's had some issues finding it sometimes. So one day I was filling up gas before going to work and a Warsteiner truck pulls up to the light at the gas station. I'm like "holy fuck! My boy is going to be so happy bc I found out where he can get it reliably". I stopped pumping gas and hopped in my car without even getting my change (only like $2 or so) and not even putting the gas cap back on. I told myself "you're not going to let this truck out of your sight".

So I start tailing this truck like I'm fucking starsky and hutch. I'm running reds to keep behind him etc. I think he got lost bc we were driving for about 20min but ended up only 5min from where I saw him initially which was very close to my apartment.

Anyway, he pulls into this parking lot of a huge liquor distributor building (I'm still shocked at how big it is and I've had time to process it's size) and parks. I'm right on his tail and come to a screeching stop right alongside. He gets out a bit startled, probably thought I was going to try and rob him, as I frantically get out of the car. I'm like "thank you for finally stopping" to which he replied "you must be the idiot that's been following me and running red lights and breaking all sorts of traffic laws". I admitted to being the aforementioned idiot and proceeded to explain to him why I was acting in such a fashion. He explained to me how this place was on his route and he's seen they got EVERYTHING you could dream of inside while making his deliveries. So of course being the good friend that I am, I proceeded to check out the inside for a bit as I was fine with being late to work that day.

I've never said oooohhhh or aaaaahhhh so muh except the few times I visited weed dispensaries. Somehow inside this mammoth complex I got lost at the intersection between Don Julio 1942 and Don Julio Real where it crosses a small shelf with obscure beers I'd never seen before. I stole a look at the shelf hoping to get my bearings and came across some weird beerwith what looked like a hobbit from lord of the rings movies on the box. I quickly disregarded the idea of asking him for help getting back to the counter as a dumb one.

But sittin right next to baby Froto was an unassuming beer with green and red on it. I figured it's almost Christmas so why not? Bought some and went in to work. Told my friend about the place and he started salivating at the mouth.

Went back home at the end of the day, put Pliny in the freezer for a bit and then proceeded to enjoy one. When I say enjoy, I mean EN-FUCKING-JOY. It was like Abella Anderson opened up her pussy lips and ass and told me that my cock would forever be the one to penetrate those hollowed gates of Valhalla. I downed the beers in record time determined to finish them before my girl tried asking me to let her try some. The wrench would not be granted a taste if i had my way and I was successful. She came home to the empty bottles and asked what was going on. I told her I found heaven and it was in a bottle wrapped like a Christmas decoration. She was angry I hadn't left any to share but I silenced her with the look In my eye. She asked me to describe it and I could only do it justice by claiming it was somethig that only elves from the Elysian forests could have made and no man could ever create such masterpieces. She got upset that I had a twinkle in my eye and said you don't get that look when you talk about me even. I told her

"quiet woman, I'm a man. In a man's life there are 3 things to be revered: good alcohol, good weed, and good women. I revere you every time I give you the D but that I had IMO just discovered this nectar of the gods. But Bc I love you, I will get some more and let you try some but it will be rationed out to you so make use of your alotted amount."

Anyway I didn't get ass for a few days but I was perfectly ok with that. I secretly had plans to rent out a box truck and buy enough Pliny to fill up the truck. I was seriously contemplating about when I should go to get the truck when I realized rent was due that week and my girl would mince my pp with a rusty knife if I missed rent so I put that idea on temporary hold. I went back to the supercenter and asked if I could get a bunch but was told there's a limit as to how much I could get bc the stock was so low. I don't know if that's only temporary or a recurring thing or whether it was manufacturer or distributor policy but suffice to say, I will hire on all the crackheads from the city and have them each purchase me some so I can go over the per person limit they told me about and then I'll write them off as business expenses.

PS: my girl is still a little mad at me



PPS: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a good friend



PPPS: I admit to no criminal acts or motor vehicle violations. I have only expressly exercised my right to free speech through creative writing..... I think.




PPPPS: no animals were harmed during this story

Awesome story. so, did your friend get his beer, lol? sounds like you got side tracked.

P.s now I'm desperately looking for piney the elder and Google searching Abella Anderson.

 

[Wunderpus]

Markup percentage = gross profit margin / unit cost * 100

where gross profit margin = sales price - unit cost

So if it costs $5 to make and a UGL sells it for $40 then the gross profit margin = 40 - 5 = $35

Markup percentage = $35 / $5 * 100 = 700%

Hmm, you speak my language?

 

[Docd187123]

Awesome story. so, did your friend get his beer, lol? sounds like you got side tracked.

P.s now I'm desperately looking for piney the elder and Google searching Abella Anderson.

I did get sidetracked that particular day but I managed to remember to go back eventually and grab my friend 2 6's. He was very grateful. Abella is a goddess living on earth man. Look her up.

 

[Docd187123]

Hmm, you speak my language?

I'm not as fluent as you are but I know a few phrases lol

 

[master.on]

So iv been doing a lot of research on this topic because I figure at one point it will be better to brew my own because I'll know exactly what it is and it will not be under doses or bunk, unless I get schemed on the raws.

But is it really as easy as I think it is

Mix BA and raws, and BB if needed. Then add carrier oil. And maybe use a little heat to help dissolve. And filter....

I'm paying 900% mark up for that process? Really?

Yes you're paying a 900% markup (I'd say it's actually closer to 500%, i.e sold for 5x cost)
... for the legal risk the source takes

Powder sources seem to have a 200% to 300% markup
sell for 2x to 3x from china wholesale cost

 

[master.on]

https://www.spectrumchemical.com/OA_HTML/chemical-products_Testosterone-Cypionate-CIII-Powder-USP_TE118.jsp?minisite=10020&respid=22372#required_documents_panel


5 g $341.15 Ouuuch

but
1 Kg $6091.95 About $6.10 per gram, not bad for true USP grade
but for $400 more you get 4 more Kg

5 Kg $6500 = $1.30 per gram, but you can bet nobody is going to sell true, uncut, USP grade at this price risking prison time (in regulated countries)

 

[BigSky]

So iv got like 12 pages of notes already compiled. Keeping track of every step of te process and what to do. And what not to do. And equipment and some recipes I might like.

Anyone got any super awesome secret recipes that they tend to keep to themselves, but wouldn't mind sharing with me for my notes, and for my ever expanding knowledge base. But most importantly because sharing is caring and for science.

 

[XKawN]

So iv got like 12 pages of notes already compiled. Keeping track of every step of te process and what to do. And what not to do. And equipment and some recipes I might like.

Anyone got any super awesome secret recipes that they tend to keep to themselves, but wouldn't mind sharing with me for my notes, and for my ever expanding knowledge base. But most importantly because sharing is caring and for science.

When I make pancakes I use 2/3 flour and 1/3 whichever protein powder flavor sounds good at the time. not as fluffy, but man do they taste good and not as bad for you.

 

[BigSky]

When I make pancakes I use 2/3 flour and 1/3 whichever protein powder flavor sounds good at the time. not as fluffy, but man do they taste good and not as bad for you.

What %BA do you use? I plan on adding raw eggs to that and want to make sure it's sterile. Lmao

 

[Titan Tech]

always filter the eggs, you never want a piece of eggshell getting in your gear. shit is painful as all hell if injected.

 

[BigSky]

Also to the guys who brew their own. What size vials do you store the finished product in. I know it doesn't matter. 10, 20,50,100. It's all the same. But what do you find works best. And how long will you keep it. I just ask because iv found so much variation in how guys store it and how long they store it for. I will probably be doing my usual 1-2 cycles per 1.5 years. And don't plan on trt for a long ass time. So would it be in my best interest to use multiple smaller vials like 20ml and use for cycles and store the extra. Or like a big jug and just draw from that. I also heard vials should be replaced every month or so. So the 100ml jug oncerns me because that would literally take me a year to finish