(joke)-"paying attention"

esco

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First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first
> > anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around
> > the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
> > professor started the class by telling them "In medicine, it is
> > necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
>
> > you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an
> > example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
> > butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
> > and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked
> > out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking
>
> > a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone
>
> > finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most
> > important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
> > sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
:D
 
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