LoL check this shit out!

[FTW]

http://www.kfyi.com/local_news.html

Richard Simmons accused of assault at Sky Harbor

Fitness guru Richard Simmons was getting ready to board a flight to Los Angeles Wednesday afternoon. Police say he got upset when a man said "Let's drop our bags and rock to the 50's." - a reference to exercise videos Simmons sold on TV several years ago. Police say Simmons then slapped the man. Police were called and gave Simmons a ticket and then allowed him to board the plane. Lawyers will review the report and decide if there's enough evidence to prosecute and the victim will be asked if he wants to proceed legally.

 

[da game]

Thats some funny shit. Richard Simmons getting aggressive. If I was that guy I would kick my foot so far up his ass his head would look like my shoe.

 

[Bob Smith]

"Fitness guru Richard Simmons...."

Some fat, out of shape guy that dances with 80 year old women is now considered a guru? Wow, that makes as much sense as Mtv calling some women "divas." F'in morons.

 

[FTW]

That would be the worse claim to fame ever is being bitch slapped by Richard Simmons.

 

[Southernjuice]

That would be the worse claim to fame ever is being bitch slapped by Richard Simmons.

How the fuck could anyone live that down....funny shit!! Anyone remember when Eddie Murphy played R. Simmons in Nutty Professor?/ That was hilarious...or maybe it's just me.

 

[bigtraps]

No shit

It makes me wonder what kind of a man would let a little butt rumper like that slap him, I am assuming it was someone elderly or handicapped. I just can't see that bag of pus hitting a real man.

 

[bigtraps]

Oh and like BS said, fitness guru? Thats a pretty poor assimilation to fitness.

 

[sweettart29]

Thats some funny shit. Richard Simmons getting aggressive. If I was that guy I would kick my foot so far up his ass his head would look like my shoe.

This is Richard Simmons u r talking about..He might LIKE your foot up his ass lol

 

[da game]

This is Richard Simmons u r talking about..He might LIKE your foot up his ass lol

He probably would. That sick f**k!!!

 

[sweettart29]

He probably would. That sick f**k!!!

And OTHER things lmfao

 

[diesldud]

If that little faggot slapped me in the face the headline would have been completly different. "Fitness Fag Richard Simmons had a blow hole stomped into his head by a man with big boots"

 

[eleven11]

Thats all over the headlines hear. I live in the area. The guy that he slapped is a cage fighter and he's pressing charges and is probably going to sue the shit out of him. I'm sure he coulda bitch slapped him but he's going to walk away with 6 or 7 figures............11

 

[FTW]

Thats all over the headlines hear. I live in the area. The guy that he slapped is a cage fighter and he's pressing charges and is probably going to sue the shit out of him. I'm sure he coulda bitch slapped him but he's going to walk away with 6 or 7 figures............11

LMAO, i do like money but beating his lil spunky ass would be PRICELESS.

Serious i would rather be known as the guy that beat down Richard Simmons rather than the guy that got punked out by Richard Simmons and got rich.

 

[Bob Smith]

Thats all over the headlines hear. I live in the area. The guy that he slapped is a cage fighter and he's pressing charges and is probably going to sue the shit out of him. I'm sure he coulda bitch slapped him but he's going to walk away with 6 or 7 figures............11

I would bet that if the guy gets any money it'll be in the 5 figure range.

Nice pic, FTW. I dont see how people can follow this guys advice when hes a flabby piece of shit (and always has been). Not once has he ever been in shape.

 

[eleven11]

I would bet that if the guy gets any money it'll be in the 5 figure range.

Nice pic, FTW. I dont see how people can follow this guys advice when hes a flabby piece of shit (and always has been). Not once has he ever been in shape.

Hell I'd let him slap me for 50 grand. shit it couldn't hurt be like swating a fly.........11

 

[Bob Smith]

If it was even $50k. If it was a single slap and no damage (lol, like there would be coming from him), then it might be $10k, tops.

 

[thick]

5 bucks for physical damage, 1 million for emotional distress. the dude will want to kill himself for getting beat down by simmons. LMAO. I am sure he didnt get beat down etc but the lawyers will make sure emotional distress is taking place.

 

[stretchmarks]

has anybody ever seen richard on jay leno or dave letterman?
thay do everything but call him a fag every time he comes on
the show. man they just tear him up!



ox

 

[quedog123]

"Fitness guru Richard Simmons...."

Some fat, out of shape guy that dances with 80 year old women is now considered a guru? Wow, that makes as much sense as Mtv calling some women "divas." F'in morons.

lmfao

 

[crunch76]

what kind of sorry ahole presses charges for gettin slapped by that fag, money or not, thats so fuckin beat, thier both fags