My Diet is shit, please help

[bigslick]

later....

 

[MANWHORE]

i won't stand for this ... anyone ever think about life? It's really amazing if you think about it. It's so nice to be able to talk to someone

 

[CyniQ]

I don't mind dissenting opinions. I think it's great. If I think your idea is stupid and I say so. Bully for me. and vice versa.

Speaking of which...

MW. What the Fuck are you talking about???

 

[MANWHORE]

I don't mind dissenting opinions. I think it's great. If I think your idea is stupid and I say so. Bully for me. and vice versa.

Speaking of which...

MW. What the Fuck are you talking about???

I was in a very good mood yesterday ... o yeah that was friday. Yes the alcohol helped a little

 

[anonyquez]

I'm having a fucking internet fight! How lame is that!

Fuck me, one of u finally posted something i agree with!

Cheers for the advice Cyniq, the rest of u cheers for argueing like a couple of little girls over nothing, i cant even work out what the arguements about or how it started!

Anyway if anyone has anything positive that they think could help me out then thanks a lot otherwise could u please start an arguement thread or something!!

 

[CyniQ]

That's a capital idea mate. Let's start an arguement thread...

English girls are dirty, and they have bad teeth...

Ooh. A couple of Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Southbury...

 

[anonyquez]

your right, English girls are dirty!

your also right, we are a nation of hooligans! you boys wouldnt last 5 minutes on a Saturday night in Reading no matter how big your biceps are!

actually im sure you must be a tough guy by insulting someone on a message forum, sorry

 

[CyniQ]

[In my best Cockney accent]

Blimey! I don't AdamandEve it guvna. You've gone bang out of order you bloody, cackhanded prick. You're all fur coat and no knickers. You Limey's think you're the dogs bollocks. We have REAL criminals here... Not some arse-bandit, sissy ass Hooligans. What's a rough night in Reading? A couple of Barcodes going randy in the loo? Camp as a row of tents you are.

You're bent as a nine bob note. Don't forget, we ran your fish n chips eatin arses out of our country, lemon squeezy. You're a giddy kipper and you're gettin on me tits.

 

[anonyquez]

hahaha

thats why everyone hates u lot!!

stupid cunt, real criminals?? real criminals dont go around saying their crims mate!

and the sayings camp as a row of pink tents mate!

 

[Grizzly]

Point, set, match: Cyniq.

 

[CyniQ]

and the sayings camp as a row of pink tents mate!

Just havin some fun mate. Don't mean any offense.

Good luck with your diet.

 

[anonyquez]

your the man CyniQ! your so cool, i wish i was as cool as u! Maybe if i get the right advice on here i can grow up to be just like u!!

i think u were fighting yourself mate! sounds like u need to get laid bro

 

[CyniQ]

I was trying to think up every Cockney, Brit saying I could think of.

I met some people from Gaychester, er, I mean Manchester last year in California. One of the guys looked like Jerry Seinfeld. I was joking with them that they couldn't be British cause they all had good teeth. Then we took a picture together and I told them to say "english girls are dirty" instead of "cheese" or something like that. So I have this picture of me on a ferry with a bunch of Brits laughing our arses off.

 

[Beefy]

Ok, bro. You've been through a lot just to get some diet help, so I hope I can make it worth your while. It's been awhile, but if I'm right, you're about 150 lbs. and you want the build of a sprinter. You work a nine to five where eating right isn't easy on the clock. You like to drink on the week ends. (Cheers) Okay. Here's the deal.
You need to bulk up quite a bit before you focus on shaping that bulk in to "sprinter physique". I don't know what you training/weight lifting experience is, but at your age you should be able to make decent gains with out drugs (steroids). I would train for at least 8 weeks naturally and then make a decision about using AAS. Check out the 5x5 threads in the Training Forum for a good workout plan. I'll PM you some diet advice.

Beefy

 

[CyniQ]

your the man CyniQ! your so cool, i wish i was as cool as u! Maybe if i get the right advice on here i can grow up to be just like u!!

i think u were fighting yourself mate! sounds like u need to get laid bro

Well, Maybe someday you might be cool. If you're dedicated. With lots of hard work and practice...

No probably not.

You fuckin Mickey Mouse marmite miner. Want ME to get laid? Fancy a little back scuttle and got no one else, eh? You fat biffa. Dont' come it with me just cause you got a bog on. You harry hoofter. You must be cabbaged if you think I give a kipper's dick what you think. You narky nancy boy. You jobby jabber. You're a right charlie aren't you? Got yourself all in a paddy over some odds n sods.

Cheers.

 

[anonyquez]

your actually quite funny CyniQ!

i quite like u now u said Gaychester!!! cos i am originally from Liverpool (yeah yeah im a dirty theiving scally scouser) so we hate those Manc's!

anyway cant be bothered to argue with u anymore but if u got some more crazy cockney sayings (they dont actually say half those things!) then please share them as they are brightening up my day at work!

and thanks for the advice Beefy, look forward to hearing from u