My Gf Popped My Nipple Last Night!!!

Fast Food

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YEAH THATS RIGHT.... i had an ingrown hair and she plucked it and then squeezed the life out of me to get the shit out of it... i swear to GOD it felt like Hulk Hogan gave me a titty twister and she didnt get it on the first try... it was like the 10th try.... i wanted to cry my ass off.... i was begging for her just to just give me the peoples thumb or some shit.... lol
 
Fast Food said:
YEAH THATS RIGHT.... i had an ingrown hair and she plucked it and then squeezed the life out of me to get the shit out of it... i swear to GOD it felt like Hulk Hogan gave me a titty twister and she didnt get it on the first try... it was like the 10th try.... i wanted to cry my ass off.... i was begging for her just to just give me the peoples thumb or some shit.... lol

lmao Those ingrown hairs can be painful, and they always hurt the worst a second after you finish squeezing.
 
dolfe1 said:
lmao Those ingrown hairs can be painful, and they always hurt the worst a second after you finish squeezing.


a second!?!?!??!? FUCKASECOND!!!!! my shirt is hurting it right now by rubbing up against it! it lookes like i have 2 nipples side by side right now.... i was yelling and then i was like... .

"AHHHHHH AHHHH AHH AHHHHHHH THEY SHOULD DO THIS SHIT TO THE IRAQIS AHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"
 
Fast Food said:
a second!?!?!??!? FUCKASECOND!!!!! my shirt is hurting it right now by rubbing up against it! it lookes like i have 2 nipples side by side right now.... i was yelling and then i was like... .

"AHHHHHH AHHHH AHH AHHHHHHH THEY SHOULD DO THIS SHIT TO THE IRAQIS AHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"

lol Make no mistake I know that shit will hurt for days but the worst is when you try and pop it and it doesn't pop about a second after the pain peaks, you get a rush of pain right after you take away the pressure of trying to pop the bastard.
 
dolfe1 said:
lol Make no mistake I know that shit will hurt for days but the worst is when you try and pop it and it doesn't pop about a second after the pain peaks, you get a rush of pain right after you take away the pressure of trying to pop the bastard.



oh i know that! it didnt pop until like an hour after trying.... the iraqis in jail havent gone through shit till they get an ingrown hair on their nipple!!!!!!!!
 
Fast Food said:
oh i know that! it didnt pop until like an hour after trying.... the iraqis in jail havent gone through shit till they get an ingrown hair on their nipple!!!!!!!!

lmao I don't know how the fuck you got one on your nipple but I think the lower back one's are the worst.
 
dolfe1 said:
lmao I don't know how the fuck you got one on your nipple but I think the lower back one's are the worst.


maybe cause my gf thinks she is greg focker and she thinks i'm a cat or something, cause she sucks my nipples all the time with her kinky ass self!
 
Fast Food said:
maybe cause my gf thinks she is greg focker and she thinks i'm a cat or something, cause she sucks my nipples all the time with her kinky ass self!

lmao Damn well, tell her to knock that shit off, lol, is your gf the fintess chick?

p.s. It's gaylord focker and I can see why she would think that. BTW don't ask me what that means because I don't know. :D
 
dolfe1 said:
lmao Damn well, tell her to knock that shit off, lol, is your gf the fintess chick?

p.s. It's gaylord focker and I can see why she would think that. BTW don't ask me what that means because I don't know. :D


yeah she is the fitness chick.... right here...

THE NIPPLE POPPER!!!!!

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=07NT0003000022&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1
 
Fast Food said:
yeah she is the fitness chick.... right here...

THE NIPPLE POPPER!!!!!

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=07NT0003000022&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1

So you're going to stick your thumb in that chicks pooper huh.
 
dolfe1 said:
So you're going to stick your thumb in that chicks pooper huh.


yup, i told her to expect it this weekend..... she is bringing her camera with her this weekend when we go to the beach so i'll get some pictures of us and post them.... but of course i must white out ole fast food to keep y'all guessing of course!
 
Fast Food said:
yup, i told her to expect it this weekend..... she is bringing her camera with her this weekend when we go to the beach so i'll get some pictures of us and post them.... but of course i must white out ole fast food to keep y'all guessing of course!
.

Just make sure they are very revealing pics, with good lighting. :D
 
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