My girl hooked me upppppp

[Patuba]

OH, and she's hinting of dropping the L-BOMBS on me soon.... eeeek!

My girlfriend has started dropping them on me. She makes about 80-90k a year and I don't feel the same way about her.

I'm thinking about saying when she says "I love you"

My reply: "I'm afraid with my current debt I can't love you right now. I'm not saying you should repay my debt but this is how much I owe."

I wonder what her reply would be?

 

[Ronin_]

My girlfriend has started dropping them on me. She makes about 80-90k a year and I don't feel the same way about her.

I'm thinking about saying when she says "I love you"

My reply: "I'm afraid with my current debt I can't love you right now. I'm not saying you should repay my debt but this is how much I owe."

I wonder what her reply would be?

What do you mean? she is loaded and you are broke?

 

[Patuba]

What do you mean? she is loaded and you are broke?

No, I make 40k a year, she makes 80-90k a year. I might as well take advantage of it.

Don't worry, I really wouldn't do something like that unless she was a millionare or something like that.

 

[Peace Division]

If that was my girl doing all that stuff for me, I'd ask what she did wrong.

 

[Massive690]

If that was my girl doing all that stuff for me, I'd ask what she did wrong.

LMAO!!! sad but true.....

 

[Meat Train]

Damn Fast!!! I have never had a girl I was with make me anything that resembled food-- NEvER! Just a girl to do that is a good thing. The fact that she also made meals ahead is amazing...

Sorry guys-- the food thing is just so unconditionally good to me.

But beware the wrath of Woman!!!!

 

[betterthanu]

Yeah Bro, Be Careful. First Of All, She Was A State Trooper So You Know She Has A Forceful Side To Her. Also, You Are Moving In With Her So Of Course She Is Excited, There Is No Risk. If Things Do Not Work Out, You Leave And Have No Place To Go. This Seems To Be Moving Really Fast, But She Might Just Be At The Age When She Wants To Start Settling Down. Good Luck Bro, Hope Everything Works Out.

 

[big louie]

if your not on the juice you better get on bro - take advantage of the good food..

 

[FTW]

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT FUCKERS!!!!!!!! ye little of faith for the thumbs.... I'm at least gonna stay on for the ride!!!!!!!

Hey Fast bro im glad to hear that your ATM pimp of the nation and ride the shit out of that gravy train and if it all goes straight to hell then wtf cause nothing lasts forever.

 

[jdemon519]

Not too sound negative but there's a couple of things that don't add up.She collects disability and yet competes in fitness shows? She's got a couple of clients + disability and she drives a Prowler? The retail price for this fucker is 60K+ and NSX is probably more.She spends 4K on a gift? Bro, hate to call bullshit here but either you're lying or she does something else on a side.How much do her clients pay her? $250/hour? either I don't understand something but how do you stay home most of the time and can afford such expensive things?

 

[dolfe1]

Not too sound negative but there's a couple of things that don't add up.She collects disability and yet competes in fitness shows? She's got a couple of clients + disability and she drives a Prowler? The retail price for this fucker is 60K+ and NSX is probably more.She spends 4K on a gift? Bro, hate to call bullshit here but either you're lying or she does something else on a side.How much do her clients pay her? $250/hour? either I don't understand something but how do you stay home most of the time and can afford such expensive things?

Here's what you don't understand, you can get a prowler for about 30k, they were never 60k, not even new, in fact they don't even produce them anymore. Another thing, most Jewlers put their Mavados on clearance right now, half off.

 

[dolfe1]

BTW Food, best of luck in this relationshipm she sounds awsome. Sounds like things are going great, hope it works out. Sometimes things are too good to be true, and sometimes they are not. Ponder that one for a while.

 

[Ronin_]

so there are a few things that came out of this 3 day weekend for THIS GUYYYEEEE.

1. my girl made me lunch over at my house while i was cutting the grass and came out and got me and told me lunch was ready, i was like WHAT? , came inside and there was my whole wheat pasta, turkey burger, green beans, wheat bread, alllll that. so i was happy. When i was done i came in, and all my dishes were done and the place was cleaned.... weird.

2. last night she cooked my lunches for today and tomorrow and they were ready in the fridge last night.... nice.

3. i woke up this morning at 5:15 and got ready, when i got downstairs at 5:40 my eggwhites and breakfast fixings were all ready to go on the table.... sweet.

4. the big one...... friday she bought me 2 movado's...... the valor and the sapphire.... they retail for nearly 2K each..... I was like what is this? she said, well you said that you wanted a new one.... so that was a huuuuge surprise....

5. she took my truck somewhere and when i said i needed to go to the gym she said, just take my prowler instead of my 4 runner, i dont care. so i was like daaaamn.

6. so last night she was talking about me moving in with her.... all i woul dhave to bring over is clothes cause her place is fully furnished.... so geeeeezus! i might do that.... oh well.... whateva!

OH, and she's hinting of dropping the L-BOMBS on me soon.... eeeek!

How long have you been seeing her for? I didnt read it properly and realise she spent $4000 on you!

She is must be very rich, and even so my experience like Big Louie and a few others have said of women who lavish over the top on you is that they're fucked in the head

I hope Im wrong but for me to spend 4K on a girl id dated less than a year ad have to earn 150K a year, and shed have to look like gywneth paltrow.

In fact if i just started dating a girl and bought her 4K of presents, id think it would scare off all the but the gold digging materialists anyway

 

[Fast Food]

Not too sound negative but there's a couple of things that don't add up.She collects disability and yet competes in fitness shows? She's got a couple of clients + disability and she drives a Prowler? The retail price for this fucker is 60K+ and NSX is probably more.She spends 4K on a gift? Bro, hate to call bullshit here but either you're lying or she does something else on a side.How much do her clients pay her? $250/hour? either I don't understand something but how do you stay home most of the time and can afford such expensive things?

she also got a settlement from the police for a couple hundred thou..... she cant do anything wrong cause she is around me all the time.... lol, and thats not her type.... she had many neck surgeries and all that. i'm not saying that the disability and retirement isnt a lot because they are trying to reduce it now in court, but she is fighting it.... oh and she gets about $75-$95 an hour.

 

[Fast Food]

Here's what you don't understand, you can get a prowler for about 30k, they were never 60k, not even new, in fact they don't even produce them anymore. Another thing, most Jewlers put their Mavados on clearance right now, half off.

yeah really, i mean they retail at 40k and she didnt buy it brand new, she bought a 2001 in 2002. she also got hooked up for the movados, she has a friend that works in a movado outlet and got hooked up that way, so she doesnt pay full price for these things except for like eggs. she is going to Miami today for a show down there and i had to give her the peoples thumb last night to give her a most pleasant send off, and she was most gracious of it.

 

[dolfe1]

yeah really, i mean they retail at 40k and she didnt buy it brand new, she bought a 2001 in 2002. she also got hooked up for the movados, she has a friend that works in a movado outlet and got hooked up that way, so she doesnt pay full price for these things except for like eggs. she is going to Miami today for a show down there and i had to give her the peoples thumb last night to give her a most pleasant send off, and she was most gracious of it.

Good man Food, I'm glad you can return the favors she has done for you in some shape or form or thumb. Consider it a good luck thumbing. What are you up to this fine morning, seems a little earlier than usual for you.

 

[Fast Food]

BTW Food, best of luck in this relationshipm she sounds awsome. Sounds like things are going great, hope it works out. Sometimes things are too good to be true, and sometimes they are not. Ponder that one for a while.

finally, someone on my side... thanks good buddy. what people dont realize is that i'm in it for the ride, i'm gonna go with the flow and see what happens, if it doesnt work out.... then it doesnt, there are many more fish in the sea, but this one so far is real fun...

 

[Fast Food]

Good man Food, I'm glad you can return the favors she has done for you in some shape or form or thumb. Consider it a good luck thumbing. What are you up to this fine morning, seems a little earlier than usual for you.

well i normally get to work at 7 am..... but i do my normal, go get coffee, check espn.com, cnn.com, and all that, before i take my time on MESO. lol. You gotta love the fact that everyones federal taxes are going towards paying MY salary! i'm gonna hopefully get more sleep for these next 5 days.

 

[dolfe1]

lol Everyone has their rituals. I think I will also go grab a cup of java right now. I'm pissed the Pacers lost, oh well Pistons don't have a chance.

 

[Fast Food]

lol Everyone has their rituals. I think I will also go grab a cup of java right now. I'm pissed the Pacers lost, oh well Pistons don't have a chance.

how come everytime i drink coffee, my piss smells like it?