My girl hooked me upppppp

Fast Food said:
how come everytime i drink coffee, my piss smells like it?
I don't know, because you are what you drink, coffee kind of smells like piss anyways. Speaking of piss did I mesntion the other day my cat pissed all over my shit, ewwwwwwww, I'm still twisted about it. I figure she pissed on about five hundred dollars worth of shit in my gym bag including the bag, tried to salvage what I could, might have to get a new bag.
 
If your falling in love bro thats awesome. Its the best feeling in the world when its true. Your should watch " a bronx tale " tons of messages in the to put toward the human being we call women that us as man can not understand. There being is totally impossible for us to understand and comprehend. I feel i have gotton the basis though to keep a women in check.
#1 and most important, even more important the rocking the house in the sack, buying her shit or cuddling after sex.
kNow how to much to give but never give to much. Even if u love her more then life, and want her to smile , dont give to much. if u do she will get comfortable and think she has u. Keep her on her toes, make sure she always has alittle bit of a wonder in her mind if u will be there and truely have the emotions u say u do. make bitches wonder, it gets them caught up and keeps them right. You need to make them fear if u will always be there, but yet give them love and tell them what they want to here BUT AGAIN not to much, just enough to get her wet and thinking.

If im with a girl and call her exactly when i tell her, or be over at her house right on time, always be there and shit, yea at 1st its great, but in time the get comfortable, bitches and comfort like that is not good. but if i play it right, give enough to make them dream of a guy like me, and then right when they think they have me boom , the next week ill make them think. Im mr nice guy till i think i have them caught up and the the give but not to much kiks in. that way ur in the drivers seat.

If shes cooking ur meals, giving u the whip, cleaning dishes, shit, whatever u doing is right. I would assume your
*giving but not to much
*beating her up in the bedroom (take a cialis one weekend lol she will be bathing u)
*telling her what she want to here
*being a dick head like u dont care from time to time


funniest site ever http://www.nomarriage.com/why_men_should_not_marry.html
 
that said:
If your falling in love bro thats awesome. Its the best feeling in the world when its true. Your should watch " a bronx tale " tons of messages in the to put toward the human being we call women that us as man can not understand. There being is totally impossible for us to understand and comprehend. I feel i have gotton the basis though to keep a women in check.
#1 and most important, even more important the rocking the house in the sack, buying her shit or cuddling after sex.
kNow how to much to give but never give to much. Even if u love her more then life, and want her to smile , dont give to much. if u do she will get comfortable and think she has u. Keep her on her toes, make sure she always has alittle bit of a wonder in her mind if u will be there and truely have the emotions u say u do. make bitches wonder, it gets them caught up and keeps them right. You need to make them fear if u will always be there, but yet give them love and tell them what they want to here BUT AGAIN not to much, just enough to get her wet and thinking.

If im with a girl and call her exactly when i tell her, or be over at her house right on time, always be there and shit, yea at 1st its great, but in time the get comfortable, bitches and comfort like that is not good. but if i play it right, give enough to make them dream of a guy like me, and then right when they think they have me boom , the next week ill make them think. Im mr nice guy till i think i have them caught up and the the give but not to much kiks in. that way ur in the drivers seat.

If shes cooking ur meals, giving u the whip, cleaning dishes, shit, whatever u doing is right. I would assume your
*giving but not to much
*beating her up in the bedroom (take a cialis one weekend lol she will be bathing u)
*telling her what she want to here
*being a dick head like u dont care from time to time


funniest site ever http://www.nomarriage.com/why_men_should_not_marry.html


you're funny as shit buddy, i gotta go to lunch right now, but i'll address this later.... lol
 
she sure sounds awesome for now. Doubtful it will last but might as well enjoy it while you can. Probably wont ever get treated like this again for the rest of your life
 
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