My name is Dick!

Demondosage

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10+ Year Member
So something I like to do when I'm ordering something and they ask me my name, is tell them in a loud voice, "yea, IT'S DICK!" Then I sit back and watch them fight the laughter, and if they laugh I say "what is so damn funny?"

Chicks absolutely love it and find it hilarious, it's a great ice breaker. Well today I did this at smoothie king and the guy that had to call out the name was gay as the day was long. I'm talking eye lashes, nails, you name it. What a great laugh it was sitting back listening to him yell out for Dick, haha. "Dick, I have an order for Dick!"

The entire place busted out laughing. He started laughing and looked over at the girl at the register and said "Dick, is the name really Dick?"

If you ever wanna have a little fun just tell them your name is Dick!!
 
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