MyoGen - The Anabolic Revolution Is Here

[El Capitan]

Easy, tiger. You have to sit through another 10 arduous and long winded steps before they start taking orders.

At this rate, you're looking at late April early May before this stupidity is over and they finally get down to business.

2019 or 2020?

 

[Fattest_animal]

These dudes think that everyone from meso is like "can't wait to fucking try this brand!" ??

I just saw their oil / oral / AI list... lmfaoo 5ml ? 10 pills? wtf hahahhah

 

[wedorecover]

I just Wasted 30 mins of my life

 

[Sp2.0]

Not really sure how many of us are ‘eagerly waiting’ but I will say that Meathead Fred has a longer list of fucking gear for sale in the pocket of his hoodie behind my gym.

The way you say shit like ‘innovation’, ‘flagship’, ‘pinnacle’, and ‘next generation’ when you are speaking about your company and product line is absolutely absurd. YOU HAVE 5 fucking injectables. I have more in my bathroom cabinet.

I’m sure there is a video editing company that is accepting new entry level employees you could get in.
Here is some advice:
Cut the marketing shit, show Jessica’s tits in the next video, let us see some products with Meso and the date hand written on it, and sell some fucking gear or GTFO.

For some reason the Meathead Fred made me think of garbage pail kids. It gave me a good laugh.

 

[Oldschool]

I just Wasted 30 mins of my life

You Will Recover

 

[Maktub]

I cant wait to see those prices ... 5 ampules test e probably 50$ thats a deal.

 

[MindlessWork]

I cant wait to see those prices ... 5 ampules test e probably 50$ thats a deal.

Bet those prices will make your jaw drop to the floor!

Just wait till the shill army comes in to sing the praises of this "ghost lab".

 

[Apexvallen]

Stole product names from genotec too... weird. Unless its the same guys?

 

[Andre-Myogen]

Hi Everybody!

Andre back again and I have some great news for you all.

Today I can reveal the complete MyoGen product range, and I also want to talk a little bit about the measures that MyoGen is taking to fight fake and counterfeit anabolic products.

Every one of our products is a direct reflection of the passion that our team members have for performance enhancement and being the best you can possibly be. Our research and development department uses its latest findings to drive the development of our products created to help athletes, bodybuilders and fitness enthusiasts reach their goals.

Soon we will take you through our world class laboratory so you can witness our manufacturing methods, and also go through the testing that we do to ensure that our products exactly meet our customers’ expectations.

But without any further hesitation, I am proud to introduce our complete product range:

(Our first 15 initial products will be available on completion of our launch campaign, with our entire product range available soon after).

Anti-Counterfeiting Measures and Precautions

Today, underground laboratories are pushing fake anabolic products onto the market at an alarming rate. The product itself can look virtually identical to the real thing, meaning to the untrained eye, counterfeit products can be very difficult to spot.

MyoGen uses sophisticated technology to distinguish its products from fake counterparts. We employ a number of protective measures in order to make it easy for consumers to differentiate genuine MyoGen anabolic steroids from fake products.

Unique Serial Number: All ampoules or tablet packs have a unique serial number that can be checked on our website, ensuring originality and full traceability of the product.

Ampoules: Our injectable products come in glass ampoules to ensure the product is kept in a perfect sanitary condition. The ampoules are colour coded specifically to match product, dosage and ester type.

Tablets: When it comes to tablets, we package our orals in blister packs. Counterfeiters sell tablets in bottles as the production process is cheaper, and so is shipping.

Seals: Every product is sealed very carefully to keep out any bacteria or air. Most counterfeiters use manual equipment and the seals can come loose quite easily. MyoGen product seals have proper edges and are uniformly attached with the brand name printed on it.

Leaflet: Each MyoGen product is packaged together with its own product information sheet. This leaflet contains an additional counterfeit deterrence system and an anti-counterfeit symbol.

That’s a wrap-up of some of the anti-counterfeiting measures that Myogen employs. I’ll see you on again on Wednesday when we announce our product pricing structure.

 

[Gbro]

still no titties

 

[walktheline]

Sustagenretart really lmao deliver it in a short bus

 

[Mimmik]

I keep asking myself...

Am I really prepared for the anabolic revolution? I mean, how does one prepare for such a thing? So exciting to be part of history!























Nah, I dont give a fuck.

 

[MindlessWork]

So giving us the lowdown in bits and pieces is the way to go? Fuck that noise!

But had to lol at SustaRetard product name as it sounds like "such a retard". Sounds like a subliminal message to me.

 

[rpbb]

still no titties

But she has big teeth, I like that

 

[Samsquanch]

still no titties

I think I found a pic of those titties.

 

[ironwill1951]

EWWWWW.

 

[MindlessWork]

But she has big teeth, I like that

Sharp ones too!

 

[T-Bagger]

dude this is some straight bullshit! this is basically a startup company who has some players who knows how the AAS underground works.
they want to make money duhh but prob hav no capital...
so they have some BIG marketing plan to rope people for orders and take there money then they have money to actually brew it in there fuckin big fancy pharmaceutical lab! ya right...
....straight trying to con into making startup money under are fuckin noses...either that or its some kind hug Mickey Mouse at Disneyland..Mary-Kay makeup party...go to Mcdonalds and get a happy meal..knickknack BULLSHIT....
GET THE FUCK OUT and launch with whatever you want when you have an actuall legit product ready to sell under our Meso established guidelines and ready to accept my money...
....at least i respect some UGLs cause sometimes they bodybuild too...and offer a product and take pride that there shit is getting people BIG on there forum with reputation..
WE dont want that jive turkey selling scheme...

They have money. These losers are over at BoP advertising the same shit as here.

 

[T-Bagger]

I don’t feel like scrolling through all the nonsense. Did anyone see their marketing strategy?

Social Network This will be mostly though digital channels like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest and YouTube. MyoGen understands the importance of Social Media and will be using different platforms efficiently.

You fucking assholes... yes, let’s use FB where all of your browsing is tracked and used against you. Fucking morons.

 

[MindlessWork]

They have money. These losers are over at BoP advertising the same shit as here.

And at ASF as well.