Ozzy619
Well-known Member
Back in 1995 or 96 my wife and i took a cruise and the last port of call was Cozumel or someplace in Mexico. I was concerned about being jammed up in customs when we disembarked.
I hit a farmacia and had a bunch of glass vials. Test E 250 and a bunch of stenox.(halo) I had the bright idea to empty a few travel sized shampoo bottles and transfer the oil into the plastic bottles.
I made it through a secondary inspection(as did my wife and the couple traveling with us. They make it nice not just for the person flagged but for everyone with him.)
Our kids flew in to meet us on the day we got back into Miami and we spent the next week at Disney. I took a shot the day or day after we got back. Drew right out of the plastic bottles. I've since learned that the oil breaks down the plastic. It may have been that or leftover contaminent in the bottle but needless to say my one and only infection started to fester in Orlando. Thankfully we traveled with anti biotics and i got a jump on the painful abscess that came to a head and took 2 full days and nights to drain.
I hid this from my wife who would have flipped if she knew i had renderred her unconscious with a morning coffee laced with halcion. She had made it clear i was not to embarrass her in front of our friends by hitting the farmacias for steroids. I had to work around this issue. She had to work around the sunburn she got when i left her on a deck chair poolside to make my purchase.
It was one of those funny sunburns that was on just half her face and parts of 1 arm and leg. When i left she was in shade. By noon i had returned to find the sun had done its thing and danced across the sky. My wife was in a very deep sleep and moving to even out tbe coloring didn't happen. Ahh..married life.
Damn, I'm going to have to call you Uncle Ben with some of your stories. During that time I was still shooting blanks and trying to get my dick wet. As for now, my wife would have my balls and would use my sack to carry the $ I bring home if I pulled that shit, which I most likely would too.
Yeah he came in as another handle a bout a year or so ago. Selling the same brands, wanted to put the oil in shampoo bottles to get them through customs, no joke. I may still have the convo, ill take a look.
Damn I'm loving how this thread is playing out. Imagine shooting some tren from a shampoo bottle. Maybe he could add some guacinol to make it seem more tea tree like?