OMG she lied

gixxerboy

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Ok I'm still in shock and feel like a pervert. I meet this girl 2 years ago as a stripper. She was 20. I hung out with her here and there nothing serious at all. Last couple months I being parting with her alot. Last night she tells me she has to tell me something.
SHE'S 17. So when i meet her in the strip bar she was 15.
What the fuck what do you even say to that. Besides I dont want to go to jail.
 
wow that couldve turned serious. Ask when she really turns 18 and give her the fucking of her life
 
Cruise

Same thing happened to me. I went on a cruise last month, and this fine chick told me she was 19 so we boned, then found out she was only 17.
 
gixxerboy said:
Ok I'm still in shock and feel like a pervert. I meet this girl 2 years ago as a stripper. She was 20. I hung out with her here and there nothing serious at all. Last couple months I being parting with her alot. Last night she tells me she has to tell me something.
SHE'S 17. So when i meet her in the strip bar she was 15.
What the fuck what do you even say to that. Besides I dont want to go to jail.


17 is legal in my state.. who cares as long as she looks old enough
 
gixxerboy said:
Ok I'm still in shock and feel like a pervert. I meet this girl 2 years ago as a stripper. She was 20. I hung out with her here and there nothing serious at all. Last couple months I being parting with her alot. Last night she tells me she has to tell me something.
SHE'S 17. So when i meet her in the strip bar she was 15.
What the fuck what do you even say to that. Besides I dont want to go to jail.
same thing happened to me brother, she was 15 and said she was 18 so they fucked, she was pregneant, now the good thing out of all that the pregnacy was not by me brother it was someone else, but it is some scarry shit, stop seeing the little tramp until she is the right age, dont get the parents involved, and in the meantime find out what the legal age is in your state, and dont just guess make sure get written proof, then find a good lawyer you might just end up needing one, good luck and cover your ass bro, by the way how was that 17 year old pussy? its been many years since I hopped on a chick that age, LOL
 
I figure the fact she was a stripper and thats where i meet her has to kinda cover me a little. I meen you do have to be 18 to strip so how could i have known.

All can I think is when i first met her at the club she was 15. So i had some little girl naked grinding on me.I'm going to hell. oh what a way to earn lunch money.
 
juicedUp1111 said:
Same thing happened to me. I went on a cruise last month, and this fine chick told me she was 19 so we boned, then found out she was only 17.

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A similar thing happend to me. I had sex with a girl who claimed to be 19. 2 years later I see her and she's 18. Huh? Oh well, at least I finally scored with a 16 y/o. LOL

Now that you know her age, you'll probably want to stop talking to her...FOREVER. There is something seriously, seriously wrong with a girl who is stripping at 15.
 
PumpPumpItUp said:
If There Grass In The Field Play Ball...if There Ain't Turn Her Over And Play In The Mud ;) Haha


That has a ring to it-- very Americana as well!

Unfortunately I play on a field where the grass is cut, and I am not allowed to play in the mud! lol
 
Grizzly said:
Now that you know her age, you'll probably want to stop talking to her...FOREVER. There is something seriously, seriously wrong with a girl who is stripping at 15.
Amen, Grizz. Shes gotta have some serious issues if shes whoring herself out, I mean stripping, at 15. Just imagine how messed up her family must be.

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
 
Bob Smith said:
Amen, Grizz. Shes gotta have some serious issues if shes whoring herself out, I mean stripping, at 15. Just imagine how messed up her family must be.

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

Oh yea I knew her family was fucked up but not that fucked up. Thats a little to much even for me.

Bob thanks for your link looks like i'm not going to jail.
 
If she's pussy, take it bro.You don't want to turn down good pussy.You'll regret it once you don't have any.
 
Good point Exosist,

Bros, I got the nightmare story to end all nightmares.
About 10 yrs ago (I was around 35) I was playing full time in a East Coast rock cover band. We used to do the shore in the summer, and the ski resorts in the winter.
So we go to Hunter Mountain for a 4 night gig, but it turns out we were 1 day early, so we had a night off. we go to this Bar Pizza place. I meet this girl, she looks kinda young but I figure we're in a bar so WTF!
1 hour later I'm at her parents mansion on the slopes. This girl was built, 5'9"
DD"s thin, nice. Just so happens no one was home.
Dudes, I fucked her in her room, her parents bed, on the hood of the car. we even went out side, and screwed on the swings in the snow!!!
Man this girl had the best tits I've ever seen!!!
Long story short, The next day we gotta play, but I decide on the way to stop at the pizza place/bar, to see if could find this chick.
I walk in and the bar tender from the night before ask's me, "Did you leave with Cindy last night?" So I said yeah, Why? He procedes to rell me this girl is only fucking 15 yrs old!!!!!!!
Needless to say I ran outa there, praying to leave town a free man.
Thank god never saw her again!!!
Talk about looking over your shoulder all weekend.

Damn!!! GB
PS, bartender said they let in minors because it's a pizza place. WTF!
 
ramboj70 said:
same thing happened to me brother, she was 15 and said she was 18 so they fucked, she was pregneant, now the good thing out of all that the pregnacy was not by me brother it was someone else, but it is some scarry shit, stop seeing the little tramp until she is the right age, dont get the parents involved, and in the meantime find out what the legal age is in your state, and dont just guess make sure get written proof, then find a good lawyer you might just end up needing one, good luck and cover your ass bro, by the way how was that 17 year old pussy? its been many years since I hopped on a chick that age, LOL

The Lesson here is to only fuck young chicks in the ass, then there are no pregnancy issues. :D
 
After hearing all of this, I wonder...where are the parents of these girls, and what kind of morals could have been taught in their homes, if at all(even though I know there are some that could be raised in a convent and still go buck wild)...and, I wonder if there are even any virgins left in the elementary schools...sad.
 
lonewolf36 said:
I wonder if there are even any virgins left in the elementary schools...sad.
Jewel is a teacher and has overheard conversations in 4th and 5th grade classrooms about the kids discussing 69 and other positions IN DETAIL. Not just a cursory knowledge of it, but the real deal. It truly is sickening when 8, 9, 10 year olds are having sex and getting more oral than I got all through high school.
 

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