Primo of the gods

This cracked me the hell up. Try being the dick who is walking backwards to sit down on the bench and misses it completely. Not that this happened to me... some other dick lol :confused:

Yeah, it was me

Yea that's never happened to me... Until it did:)

I have seen guys looking in one direction, while starting to walk in a different direction, only to discover a piece of equipment that doesn't budge when getting walked into by the guy looking in a different direction than said piece of equipment. That really hurts, and is kinda embarassing.....I mean, I would think it would be, if I was to do it again, err, uh, I mean ever do that (I can still feel the dull but jarring pain in my quad just thinking about it).
 
Out of all my years at the gym when I was young or old I've never had an accident. I've almost.missed the bench myself once but it wasn't noticeable.

Few months back I saw a big guy only.benching 225 (I say only cause I usually see him at 405 for 8-10) and with the suicide grip he slipped and that shit came crashing down. Dude wasn't locked out all the way thank God but I happened to have been looking right at him when it happened.
Someone later told me he went to get checked out cause he was having some chest pain but he was 100% ok. Just a little sore they said.
 
Hahahha, OMG, don’t mean to laugh. I think that was a jealousy laugh.
I tell ya what this chick is an animal, the inhibitions are few lol amd I'm a fucking cave man on juice so we have a pretty epic time im sure the neighbors just shake there heads. Old neighbors upstairs called at 2 s.m. She didn't want me to answer I assumed it was important. They said they waited 2 hours but we didn't seem to be stopping "so could ya please pull the bed away from the wall?" She about died ,and I about died laughing.
 
I tell ya what this chick is an animal, the inhibitions are few lol amd I'm a fucking cave man on juice so we have a pretty epic time im sure the neighbors just shake there heads. Old neighbors upstairs called at 2 s.m. She didn't want me to answer I assumed it was important. They said they waited 2 hours but we didn't seem to be stopping "so could ya please pull the bed away from the wall?" She about died ,and I about died laughing.

You’re my new idol. And I insist you divulge more on this topic right here ^^^^ LOL.
I’m married, but my wife keeps appeasing me. For a married woman with two kids, she is HOT and almost half my age! She’ll even bless me with the booty (her’s of course LOL) on a drunken blue moon. But for the life of me she will not suck the dick past 5 seconds! Wtf?! LOL.
 
You’re my new idol. And I insist you divulge more on this topic right here ^^^^ LOL.
I’m married, but my wife keeps appeasing me. For a married woman with two kids, she is HOT and almost half my age! She’ll even bless me with the booty (her’s of course LOL) on a drunken blue moon. But for the life of me she will not suck the dick past 5 seconds! Wtf?! LOL.
Lmao, my. My parents used to have a restaurant and I was a legend with the waitresses ,friends called it my harem lmao and Damner bro , I'm sorry to hear that, I've only been with 1 chick like that and it didn't last long, hell my girl sucked me off twice over the past several days and that was between as much sex as possible with 4 kids around the house. She always tells me she likes keeping me happy. She's a keeper.
 
I’ve knocked my old noggin on a few bars when doing shoulder presses on the smith machine. Think you duck far enough and quickly realizing that whack sound you just heard was your head hitting the bar.

Play it off with a few neck rolls and move on like nothing happen while looking around doing neck rolls to see who all saw [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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