Should I Beat my Wife

I can address posts directly challenging my assertions without deflecting or abruptly changing the subject. ;)
I can do that as well!
However sometimes people put words in my mouth and for me to have to explain what I meant would require a page or two. Well... I would make it a page or two so I chose not to respond :P
 
So.... she won’t let me post naked pictures of her on the internet. I have low self-esteem and I swear nothing would make me feel better than anonymously posting her pictures to this board to read what random dudes here would say.

She doesn’t cook for me, just makes me a salad with lots of fucking lettuce.

I talked to her father about it and he said he use to beat her mom for that shit right in front of her. He suggested I do the same, right in front of our kids so they can grow up knowing what to do.

So @Sworder what to do? Should I beat her for this stuff.

Time to troll the troll!

I think the real questing is would she call the police?
 
@Sworder

if you beat your domestic partner and gave them a black eye, would you make them cover it up with makeup or make them show it like a badge of pride?
 
Ugh

Honestly? Ketchup is fucking disgusting. That's just a matter of having better taste than a four year old. Lol.

Ketchup has it's place - on a burger, never a dog. As an ingredient in some BBQ sauces.

But, I love how ketchup comes up in the final scene of Goodfellas: "Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup"
 
wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, lover, etc.

no assumptions on sexual preference or commitment level so I used a broad term like domestic partner
Yeah that was surprisingly thoughtful of you. However you didn't include my "activity" doll in the mix, she is cis-female Dolphin/humanoid but has attachments too for more exciting play :D



Ketchup has it's place - on a burger, never a dog. As an ingredient in some BBQ sauces.
I agree, never ketchup on a dog. Mustard is much better, especially on the smaller breeds like chihuahua because their meat isn't very tender.

Joking aside, it's part of most people's childhood, ketchup that is. If somebody has a disproportionate hate or love for ketchup it stems from that. Tomatoes in themselves are pretty neutral, we taste foods with our brains.
Your cat, Bruh.
Cats! Multiple, Calisto, Io, Thea and Junior(stray alley cat.)

So to help you memorize their names you can think of "Cit Cat" Calisto, Io, Thea. And then Junior... They are Jupiter's moons too so that will help your Astronomy knowledge, Callisto(I spell with one "l",) Io(Netflix made a movie about this moon) and then Thea AKA Amalthea.
 
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What its like dealing with @Sworder here:

Exactly! I need details.

Only one or two more questions.

What's your most happy memory with this food?

So I give Sworder the details that he asked for and later that makes me a liar apparently:

All of this is a huge lie.
Way too much detail. The excessive details is very common when lying. You can Google that.
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I honestly feel dumb for thinking you had half a brain. You are dumb as bricks as well...

And he closes by insulting your intelligence.... What a great guy! o_O
 
@BigBaldBeardGuy As I'm fairly new here, I don't know enough about @Sworder yet. However, I will say I'm confident that I will never get to know anyone enough through a computer to make any accurate determination about their upbringing or their current life status.

I am a very good poker player and I need face to face interaction to allow my skill to show. The internet medium removes that for me and thus I am only average internet poker player. Makes sense?
 
@BigBaldBeardGuy As I'm fairly new here, I don't know enough about @Sworder yet. However, I will say I'm confident that I will never get to know anyone enough through a computer to make any accurate determination about their upbringing or their current life status.

I am a very good poker player and I need face to face interaction to allow my skill to show. The internet medium removes that for me and thus I am only average internet poker player. Makes sense?
Sworder can’t be reached right now so let me fill in. You’re a poker player? What was your earliest exposure to gambling? I’m thinking your Dad was an alcoholic, your mother was a whore, and you touched your sibling. That is why you play poker. You need that sense of control, risk, and thrill of winning/losing to feel some worth.

Or I can be completely wrong and you just like to play the game. (Sworder will tell me I’m wrong here.)

And no hard feelings about the joke above - I’m sure you come from a very normal family (which means some other sort of dyfunctional setting, hah.)
 
@Sworder is an incredibly adept individual who specializes on the analysis of diction. Every word you choose to utilize he can convey their exact particular meaning up to the extent of contrasting your chosen verbiage to past suppressed traumatic events. Your behavior are simply reflexes produced by certain stimuli in the environment he quickly begins to create around you.

The scrutinization of detail he posses is something most individuals will never be able to achieve in their lifetime.
 
Yeah that was surprisingly thoughtful of you. However you didn't include my "activity" doll in the mix, she is cis-female Dolphin/humanoid but has attachments too for more exciting play :D




I agree, never ketchup on a dog. Mustard is much better, especially on the smaller breeds like chihuahua because their meat isn't very tender.

Joking aside, it's part of most people's childhood, ketchup that is. If somebody has a disproportionate hate or love for ketchup it stems from that. Tomatoes in themselves are pretty neutral, we taste foods with our brains.

Cats! Multiple, Calisto, Io, Thea and Junior(stray alley cat.)

So to help you memorize their names you can think of "Cit Cat" Calisto, Io, Thea. And then Junior... They are Jupiter's moons too so that will help your Astronomy knowledge, Callisto(I spell with one "l",) Io(Netflix made a movie about this moon) and then Thea AKA Amalthea.
Can a sex doll be cis? Artificial intelligence?
 
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