Adrian868
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Will women notice this? whats there reaction? and what excuses are a viable one lol.
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Shrunken balls and new girlfriend
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LeoTC
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If it comes up just tell her you have small balls. She's more than likely not going to care as long as they're groomed.
Adrian868
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I asked because I have bigger balls than normal and a lot of women I been with think its full of semen and wants to drain it as a personal goal of theirs. so it looks like they do notice this.
FLTestlab
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Lol. When I met my wife i was all shy because of that lol. It was so fkin funny cuz when we was in bed and she was going down on me she try to hold onto my balls but couldnt lol. I was like im sorry hun its the testosterone therapy lol she laughed but didnt care at all lol. I remember that day it was funny.
WolfGain
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Just tell her it's a new form of male birth control that shuts your nuts off lol everybody's doing it
notdeadYET
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If you think women will notice you are doing it all wrong.
Almost all the women I’ve slept with have been dripping wet, drunk, or passed out (insert Bill Cosby joke here) by the time they even gotten a chance to fondle my relatively modest size balls. Ok, 2 of the above are a joke. Actually maybe just 1. Hah. Seriously be a decent human being and never do that last one.
And seriously, small balls make your dick look bigger. Way more important shit to worry about in life, in sex. Try lasting more than 5 minutes, paying attention to what turns them on.
Why the fuck did I reply to this thread. I don’t care about your small balls!
Have fun, get laid.
Lies. All lies...
Bigger balls are a sign of advanced age, and an injury waiting to happen. At 56, I wouldn't mind it a bit if the damned things shrunk a little and got the hell out of the way.
Inquiring Mind
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Adrian868
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Well when I was a kid my people use to pants me and make fun of my balls, so I guess shrinking them will cure my confidence issue haha
notdeadYET
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If that’s true, then maybe I have Benjamin Button balls. Mine are aging backwards. Smaller and smaller.
notdeadYET
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I agree you have issues.
Rockclimber
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My wife likes them smaller. Less ass slapping from them during sex. The test that shrinks them gives you a harder erection so it's like 2 pluses for your partner
Night_Owl
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The women that do care about dumb shit like that are not really the ones you want to be with anyway. That's just my 2 cents anyway.
If she's complaining about that, then she's going to criticize other parts of your body too.
Before you know it she has 4 dicks in her mouth, horse cock in her ass and a fist in her pussy. Because you know,... you weren't good enough.
If she's complaining about that, then she's going to criticize other parts of your body too.
Before you know it she has 4 dicks in her mouth, horse cock in her ass and a fist in her pussy. Because you know,... you weren't good enough.
johntt44
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Theres no semen in your balls only sperm. You have a huge prostate instead
johntt44
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I have a huge cock and women think of it as a rite of passage if they can fit it in their ass. I've given a few IBS and diverticulitis from the stretching and trauma.
P.s. I like my story better.
LeoTC
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I have a huge cock and women think of it as a rite of passage if they can fit it in their ass. I've given a few IBS and diverticulitis from the stretching and trauma.
P.s. I like my story better.
I dont think that's how it works. :/
johntt44
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I know, I was just winging it. It was my first shot as a fiction writer. I may have the logistics a little askew.
My balls have gotten so small they go inside me. It feels really odd. But I can care less. I just have to make sure to retrieve them once in a while.
chocolatemalt
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Women DO notice in my experience, tho they may not say anything unless you're dating the outspoken ones like I was when first starting AAS, lol. HCG is the cure.
