Some fat chick was clowning me at the nightclub

[ThyroidMan2020]

Fucking shameless.

I was getting my dance on, next thing I notice there's a few other dancers smirking at me.

Next thing I look over and this crawler looking security guard - he's fucking smirking at me as well.

Next thing I turn about and this fucking fat chick is stood directly behind me, doing the mid-night dance;
Or what do they call it, "flossing".

Needless to say, I'm stacked and huge and ripped, and I had my skin tight long sleeved white t-shirt on, shows off my traps and biceps real well.

I can only assume the fat chick got rustled and decided a little ridicule would be order.

Ya'll can relate - right?


Next night I was in that same nightclub, that same security guard had to pull a bunch of hens from a hen party off me; they were trying to tear my pants open.

.....

 

[Test_Subject]

Fucking shameless.

I was getting my dance on, next thing I notice there's a few other dancers smirking at me.

Next thing I look over and this crawler looking security guard - he's fucking smirking at me as well.

Next thing I turn about and this fucking fat chick is stood directly behind me, doing the mid-night dance;
Or what do they call it, "flossing".

Needless to say, I'm stacked and huge and ripped, and I had my skin tight long sleeved white t-shirt on, shows off my traps and biceps real well.

I can only assume the fat chick got rustled and decided a little ridicule would be order.

Ya'll can relate - right?


Next night I was in that same nightclub, that same security guard had to pull a bunch of hens from a hen party off me; they were trying to tear my pants open.

.....

 

[ThyroidMan2020]

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Hand to God - every word of that is true.

Maybe the "flossing" part is a little iffy; she could have been doing the rumba for all I know but, it was some kind of body dance that was wildly inappropriate given the circumstances.

 

[johntt44]

Hand to God - every word of that is true.

Maybe the "flossing" part is a little iffy; she could have been doing the rumba for all I know but, it was some kind of body dance that was wildly inappropriate given the circumstances.

Admit it, you took her home. She raided your refrigerator and you banged her.

 

[Oregongearhead]

Admit it, you took her home. She raided your refrigerator and you banged her.

No shame in slaying those porky-chicks .....she just wanted your tube steak and your sirloin steak....

 

[Destruction]

Handsome, ripped, built like a greek god AND humble. No wonder all the girls want you.

 

[FLTestlab]

In NY its called Night Hogging.

 

[johntt44]

Handsome, ripped, built like a greek god AND humble. No wonder all the girls want you.

Yeah but fat girls make fun of him. They can be so mean because of the hunger.

 

[Omegistosalex]

So this is why you spammed about buying t3, you want to force feed it to your gf so she loses weight. Buy her some dnp also and some cream for those strech marks

 

[Omegistosalex]

Yeah but fat girls make fun of him. They can be so mean because of the hunger.

They make fun of him cause they are big but his pee pee is small

 

[johntt44]

So this is why you spammed about buying t3, you want to force feed it to your gf so she loses weight. Buy her some dnp also and some cream for those strech marks

Then roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

 

[luissp]

Yeah, can empathise with OP, I obviously look like a Greek god and at the pub that flat titted skank approached me babbling in Latin. Duh...

 

[Dead]

This thread is fuckin savage

 

[johntt44]

I ditched a girl at a 7-11 once. Picked her up in a bar, stopped to get more beer. I saw her in the bright lights, told her I forgot my wallet in the car and left. I still feel terrible sometimes.... I was 21. I wouldnt have the heart to do it now.