You got him all wrong, man. He was clearly speaking about the T/A of his mystery product. Nowhere in that source slurping word orgasm that he wrote did he say he had the gear tested or let alone even used it.
He just wanted to give everyone a heads up that if you place an order, you'll quickly receive what appears to be oil in a vial. Could be nothing but oil, could be perfectly dosed gear, he's not sure, but what he is sure about is that the T/A on whatever the hell is in those vials is fast, Amazon Prime like fast, and isn't that really what counts in the end?