speak of the devil

[Chip Bronson]

I thought your wife said you were always a quick fuck.

i am bob, i can't lie. but i'm good for 3 or 4 back-to-back. they don't call me 'raw boy' for nothing you know...

 

[tonyton]

i am bob, i can't lie. but i'm good for 3 or 4 back-to-back. they don't call me 'raw boy' for nothing you know...

u must live in the village.. huh chip?

 

[MANWHORE]

The hippo would kill the bullshark and the cougar would absolutaly destroy the wolf

 

[FTW]

appalachian bluegrass banjo all the way hoggie. i just love the sound of the banjo tuned to the key of 'g'... plus it makes me want to fuck quick!

Your just a Higger now and thats a hillbilly wanabe LMAO. Ill get you some shine sometime and let you see how its realy done. Its funny as hell you got these guys like Ralph Stanley and Bill Monroe and they been drunk on shine since the age 12 and still playing at age 70. Must be like a fountian of youth

BTW how the hell you play banjo and fuck quick at the same time Chip

 

[FTW]

absolutely bro. some of those guys are just so over the top, it's fucking scary. yo're listening to them but you can't believe one guys is playing all those notes. guys like ray fairchild, ross nickerson, scott anderson, bela fleck and, of course, earl scruggs bring a smile to my face and humble me beyond belief. then you've got guitarists like tony rice, jerry reed, dan crary, beppe gambetta and steve kaufman who can tear it up to the point that i just want to give up playing as they me make so painfully aware of my shortcomings as a guitarist. not only is the music so beautiful and so lyrical, but their technique and feel is out this world.

Scruggs is the king but check out Rickey Scaggs

 

[Chip Bronson]

BTW how the hell you play banjo and fuck quick at the same time Chip

i have a great sense of rhythm and very keen balance. plus i got a velcro patch on my pubes. it helps me 'cling' onto my lady's hitler moustache for added stability...

 

[Chip Bronson]

u must live in the village.. huh chip?

i used to live just a half mile north of the east village. but then i moved cause i needed some more space... remember the electric circus anyone?

 

[FTW]

i have a great sense of rhythm and very keen balance. plus i got a velcro patch on my pubes. it helps me 'cling' onto my lady's hitler moustache for added stability...

LoL Hey bro alot of the people you mentioned use to come over to my step dad's house and get drunker that hell and played all night many moon ago. Also check out some stuff by J.D. Crowe and the new south. Trust me on this.

BTW way you should do is a banjo solo with your teeth and it might not be as bad on the pubs.

 

[dolfe1]

I was thinking about taking up the banjo but ended up getting cable instead. Missed the show I wanted to see though. Anyone catch the animal face off yesterday? Curious who they believe to win: Salt Croc vs Great White and Rhino vs Elephant. I am happy with my cable set up though, have about six or seven science channels.

 

[Bob Smith]

I only caught the last minute or two of croc vs shark, but shark won. Didnt bother watching rhino vs elephant, but my money was on the elephant.

 

[dolfe1]

I only caught the last minute or two of croc vs shark, but shark won. Didnt bother watching rhino vs elephant, but my money was on the elephant.

I saw a couple of minutes around the middle of the show and was surprised to see that the croc's bite was about twice the pressure of the sharks. I suppose I would have to put my money on the elephant also even though I believe the rhino has a superior weapon being his horn.

 

[Bob Smith]

Elephants have tusks, plus from what I understand, can be extremely violent in the wild.

 

[dolfe1]

Elephants have tusks, plus from what I understand, can be extremely violent in the wild.

lol thanks for reminding me. These are both extremely violent creatures from what I understand. I'd like to see the elephant start a fire and watch the rhino get buck wild on his ass!

 

[KTCKSports]

Do we even need a tournament here gents because we are only competing for number 2. Without question, there is no doubt the hippo would destroy everything in its path. From an earlier post I will confirm what I said earler:

Here's how Michael Buffer would announce the hippo in a match..

It stands in at 4 foot 5, with up to 28 inch teeth, and a mouth that can open 4 feet wide, weighing approximately 8,000 pounds, from the rivers of Africa, the Hippo!!

Again, no question it's the most dominant beast on earth

Discovery channel is having an animal face off series starting sunday @ 9pm e. Here is a link for times and shows. Kind of disappointing no gorilla, and polar bear vs walrus, I don't see how the walrus would stand a chance, granted they can weigh in at nearly two tons, but how the hell could one defeat a polar bear.



http://dsc.discovery.com/schedule/series.jsp?series=24618&gid=12304&channel=DSC

 

[sixfeetfour]

The Hippo vs Croc show was bad ass. I liked how the hippo had those lions on his back all night and just sat there until the next morning and the took a swim. The lions wanted no part of that hippo mouth.

There was another show a while ago that had the hippo going at it with a croc and the hippo had the croc in it's mouth and broke the croc's back. Hippo's are nasty. Plus they have really bad breath and can spray their shit all over the place.

 

[thick]

so can someone break down who one. Is it still going on bracket style? single elimination?

 

[dolfe1]

so can someone break down who one. Is it still going on bracket style? single elimination?

No bracket although there should be, just one face off and that's it. No real fighting between creatures, so that's gay, just a scientific look at what would happen if particular animals crossed paths. Here's the match ups: Saltwater Croc vs. Great White, Elephant vs. Rhino, Lion vs. Tiger, Hippo vs. Bull Shark, Wolf vs. Cougar, Polar Bear vs. Walrus, and Siberian Tiger vs. Brown Bear. So far the Great White beat the Croc, I missed the first show but caught a rerun. Kinda of disappointing show but still interesting. After watching I was convinced that the Croc was more of a competitor than I had previously thought, reaching up to twenty feet in length and have twice the bite force of the Great White. Don't know who won between the Elephant and Rhino. Lion vs. Tiger is on Sunday.

 

[thick]

thanks for the update. That siberian tiger/ brown bear would be interesting. Lion vs tiger is it male or female lion?

No bracket although there should be, just one face off and that's it. No real fighting between creatures, so that's gay, just a scientific look at what would happen if particular animals crossed paths. Here's the match ups: Saltwater Croc vs. Great White, Elephant vs. Rhino, Lion vs. Tiger, Hippo vs. Bull Shark, Wolf vs. Cougar, Polar Bear vs. Walrus, and Siberian Tiger vs. Brown Bear. So far the Great White beat the Croc, I missed the first show but caught a rerun. Kinda of disappointing show but still interesting. After watching I was convinced that the Croc was more of a competitor than I had previously thought, reaching up to twenty feet in length and have twice the bite force of the Great White. Don't know who won between the Elephant and Rhino. Lion vs. Tiger is on Sunday.

 

[dolfe1]

thanks for the update. That siberian tiger/ brown bear would be interesting. Lion vs tiger is it male or female lion?

Wouldn't a female be considered a lioness? So I believe it is a male.

 

[thick]

technically maybe but i never hear them say a pride of lions and lionesses on tv. just lions

Wouldn't a female be considered a lioness? So I believe it is a male.