sweaty armpits? try this

joe shmoe

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now i dont work for the company or anything like that, but i thought i'd share with my brothers some good sweat stopping stuff. its called "Certain Dri". distributed by: Newmark Labs Inc, Edison NJ. 1-800-331-0221(or 1009).

first off...FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!! what it does is actually shrink your pores so you dont sweat under your arms leaving those damn wet spots. if you do any physical activity after applying it, it'll start itching/burning. so use it right before bed. if you plan on getting laid, use it after you've cooled off and before you go to sleep. use only a few "dabs" for the first 2-3 nights. then start by applying a little more every night. after a few days of use, no more sweaty armpits.

and for a deodarant/anti-perspirant, i really like Speed Stick 24/7. this works the best...atleast for me.

just sharing with my brothers in sweat.

have a nice day
 
I thought something was different... The wind was in the east and I didn't smell anything this time :D
 
definitely

All I can say is 'Thanks'! I'm one of those guys that's like a human space heater... I would sweat if I took a naked stroll in the artic. I hate it!

I will definitely be checking out this stuff.

:D
 
thanks joe. gotta give it a try with the summer just around the c0rner. you know how sweltering the city can get.... :D
 
Chip Bronson said:
thanks joe. gotta give it a try with the summer just around the c0rner. you know how sweltering the city can get.... :D
shit i sweat like a whore in church,
 
thanks joe. I like degree for men. IF you are on DNP do u need to wipe it over your whole body? How about the guys who lick their girls ass. Should they wipe it on there so they are licking sweaty ass? Oh please do tell
 
How about the guys who lick their girls ass.

thats a secret that is only told to guys who lick a chicks ass. and seeing how you're not in the lick-an-ass club, i cant divulge that information. :)

have a nice day
 
lol i suppose i will never be privilege to that info huh. Well you will tell the wrong person and they will leak it to me over broken promises lol. Maybe i will just lick that ass. Is it worth knowing?
joe shmoe said:
How about the guys who lick their girls ass.

thats a secret that is only told to guys who lick a chicks ass. and seeing how you're not in the lick-an-ass club, i cant divulge that information. :)

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
How about the guys who lick their girls ass.

thats a secret that is only told to guys who lick a chicks ass. and seeing how you're not in the lick-an-ass club, i cant divulge that information. :)

have a nice day
HAHAHAHA,
Maybe one day Thicky will join the club.
 
thick said:
you say that in a way that makes me sense that u r a part of that club :eek:
I have a lifetime membership and I have never looked back or always look at the back. errrr nevermind I will always love it :D
 
are there only sickos left on this board :confused:
STNCLD said:
I have a lifetime membership and I have never looked back or always look at the back. errrr nevermind I will always love it :D
 
it would seem to me that thick is the sicko. think about it....the thread started as some helpful hints about personal hygiene when perspiring, and thick turns it around and makes it into yet another ass licking thread :).

and about ass licking and the "sicko's", lets look at the act of ass licking, shall we? why is it more taboo then performing oral sex on a chick? whats the big difference? pee-pee from one area, poopy from the other. neither would be a very delightful experience if not properly washed and maintained. some might argue that licking the poop-er could be better than licking the pee-er due to the posssiblity of "leakage" from the urethra. pee-er leakage is probably more common that poop-er leakage unless you're an extremely anal type of chick....or a former alterboy.

when i lick the poop-er, or even when i go down on the pee-er, i will most of the time shower with the female first and do the washing of her parts myself. unless, ofcourse, i know her very very well and trust her cleanliness and judgement of said cleanliness :).

besides sweettart...ever had your poop-er licked? its quite enjoyable. i have, with some of my previous female acquaintances, allowed them to perform such a delightful act on myself. besides, 40 years ago eating the hairy clam was taboo. now its just about expected. 50 years ago felatio was considered somewhat taboo. 80 years ago having the chick ride the guy was probably taboo. so its just the natural progression of sexual activity among humans.

get your ass licked woman!! :D

have a nice day
 
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