The Lobster International, US and EU Domestic HGH, PEPTIDES and Turkish Pharmacy

I don't give a fuck, Sampei.

I confront the vendor about the unreleased test results, never mentioning Spaceman, and yet again, unprovoked, he attacks me.

You expect me to eat his shit?

Is that what you want me to do? Bow down and suck his dick maybe?

Go back and read the comments and show me where I've ever started anything with him, EVER. You can't. In every single instance, every single time, he comes at me. And then his braindead followers join in.

A member received a vial without vacuum, and I suggested that if he was going to use it, he should filter it. THATS HARM REDUCTION.

That brought an unending stream of hate and insults down on me (and Readalot, and everyone else who questioned the lack of vacuum) led by Spaceman and his braindead followers in defense of the vendor slinging that trash. This is his idea of "harm reduction".

These hypocrites accused me of "being a source of harm" who should be removed from Meso. Good luck with that.

So I understand as a brewer, you'd lose a resource from the dealer who so "graciously" shares the tests of inventory and threatens to take it away if I don't quietly accept his abuse.

That will NEVER happen,

Go petition Millard to ban me if your only definition of harm reduction is testing, and you're ok with the disgusting behavior of Spaceman, Alex, and the rest who've been legitimizing unvacuumed vials as "just fine", because every time that dirtbag takes a swing at me I'm going to hit back.
Lol at this meltdown.

I can tell because because your logic is flawed more than normal .



View: https://youtu.be/KoqFGPYfubs?si=o402vd58bhahzOQI
 
@Spaceman Spiff has shared an INCREDIBLE amount of testing with the community for free. Much of it was under his old handle but a lot of it is under the new one too. I don't give a flying fuck if he has some side business or whatever in his personal life. Even if he was selling stuff, he doesn't have to test it. The fact that he's testing all this stuff and then sharing it with us when he has absolutely no incentive to do so is awesome. In doing all this testing he has done so much in the name of harm reduction.

I and I'm sure many others really appreciate you @Spaceman Spiff

@Ghoul I do appreciate that you dig into topics and look at research and share things with us. A lot of it is very interesting and things that I was unaware of. You also have a tendency to be a no-it-all and arrogant. You bolster up your personality with a bunch of newbie Fanboys who oddly worship you like some knowledge deity. You also post an insane amount and it is obnoxious. To my knowledge you've never shown a test for anything.

I do appreciate some things that you do and do believe it is in the spirit of harm reduction. You are also overwhelmingly obnoxious, post way too much, have way too high of an opinion of yourself, are pretty childish when you get confronted, and her overall just kind of a pain in the ass. Just because a lot of newer members who don't know much about anything huddle around you doesn't mean you're as much of a genius as you want to think.

If you cut your posting down by about 90% and just share some cool knowledge here and there, you'd be an awesome guy and probably well liked. Maybe get a project going to test for aggregates or something with Janno. Do something besides repeating the same shit all over the place with long drawn out posts.
 
I do appreciate some things that you do and do believe it is in the spirit of harm reduction. You are also overwhelmingly obnoxious, post way too much, have way too high of an opinion of yourself, are pretty childish when you get confronted, and her overall just kind of a pain in the ass. Just because a lot of newer members who don't know much about anything huddle around you doesn't mean you're as much of a genius as you want to think.
He seems like a high estrogen bitch to me
 
Hello Everyone,

Below is the test result for the vial that a customer sent for analysis. The result came back as 95.594% purity, with a dimer level of 0.21. This customer placed their order on January 16, received the package on February 1, and had the product tested on March

Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/58957-HGH_WITHOUT_VACUUM_TVI6X53XW94W

The batch was most likely manufactured in November or December
I didn’t share this test result immediately because I wasn’t sure how the customer had stored the HGH. I’m not implying anything about the customer, and I’d appreciate it if no one responded aggressively

After seeing this result, I want to test two vials from the 50IU single-vial batch I produced in October. These vials have no vacuum, and their size is twice as large as a standard vial. This means they contain more oxygen compared to regular 10IU vials , and this vial was manufactured two months earlier

Now, it’s up to you to decide whether non-vacuum-sealed vials have degraded or not.

I only produced one batch of this product, and since sales didn’t go as expected, I never produced it again. When I first tested this batch, the result was 96.82% purity, with no detectable dimer levels. These vials have always been stored in a refrigerator.

OCTOBER TEST :
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/50501-THELOBSTER_HGH_LARGE_BOTTLE_8NQIPAI9IXNL

SAME BATCH TEST AFTER 6 MONTHS :
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/59738-HGH_50IU_OCTOBER_2024_FYIGGLJ8ILK9

After 6 months, no changes were observed in the purity levels or dimer levels of the HGH that I stored myself

I’m sharing a comparison of vial sizes for reference. I have 70-75 vials left from this batch. I plan to test 6 of them again in October 2025 , and if anyone wants to purchase the remaining stock, I’ll offer a special price and mark them as out of stock afterward

Thank you for your time
 

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Hello Everyone,

Below is the test result for the vial that a customer sent for analysis. The result came back as 95.594% purity, with a dimer level of 0.21. This customer placed their order on January 16, received the package on February 1, and had the product tested on March

Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/58957-HGH_WITHOUT_VACUUM_TVI6X53XW94W

The batch was most likely manufactured in November or December
I didn’t share this test result immediately because I wasn’t sure how the customer had stored the HGH. I’m not implying anything about the customer, and I’d appreciate it if no one responded aggressively

After seeing this result, I want to test two vials from the 50IU single-vial batch I produced in October. These vials have no vacuum, and their size is twice as large as a standard vial. This means they contain more oxygen compared to regular 10IU vials , and this vial was manufactured two months earlier

Now, it’s up to you to decide whether non-vacuum-sealed vials have degraded or not.

I only produced one batch of this product, and since sales didn’t go as expected, I never produced it again. When I first tested this batch, the result was 96.82% purity, with no detectable dimer levels. These vials have always been stored in a refrigerator.

OCTOBER TEST :
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/50501-THELOBSTER_HGH_LARGE_BOTTLE_8NQIPAI9IXNL

SAME BATCH TEST AFTER 6 MONTHS :
Code:
 https://janoshik.com/tests/59738-HGH_50IU_OCTOBER_2024_FYIGGLJ8ILK9

After 6 months, no changes were observed in the purity levels or dimer levels of the HGH that I stored myself

I’m sharing a comparison of vial sizes for reference. I have 70-75 vials left from this batch. I plan to test 6 of them again in October 2025 , and if anyone wants to purchase the remaining stock, I’ll offer a special price and mark them as out of stock afterward

Thank you for your time

Thanks for doing this Lobs.
 
I stored the vials in the refrigerator and only took them out to ship to Jano. I used express shipping per the vendors insistence. I guess it is assumed I have done something wrong and have no integrity.

Like it was stated, I ordered mid January and that was because I read about the issues with the vials earlier in the thread and it was stated that there would be a new batch in January. I guess I should have double checked before ordering that I would not be receiving vials that were part of the batch I read about.

The vendor thinks I have been trying to tarnish his name when all I have tried to do was look out for myself. I honestly thought I was going to have a great source that I could place many orders with. I never would have thought I would be in this position and it has caused me way too much stress. I have said my peace and I will move on but I just hope others can understand my position.
 
I stored the vials in the refrigerator and only took them out to ship to Jano. I used express shipping per the vendors insistence. I guess it is assumed I have done something wrong and have no integrity.

Like it was stated, I ordered mid January and that was because I read about the issues with the vials earlier in the thread and it was stated that there would be a new batch in January. I guess I should have double checked before ordering that I would not be receiving vials that were part of the batch I read about.

The vendor thinks I have been trying to tarnish his name when all I have tried to do was look out for myself. I honestly thought I was going to have a great source that I could place many orders with. I never would have thought I would be in this position and it has caused me way too much stress. I have said my peace and I will move on but I just hope others can understand my position.

I don't understand your position. It was your vacuumless hGH (right?) and it tested well.

What do you think you did (or didn't do) wrong?
 
Thank you for doing this testing Lobster, and also thanks to chumpsickel for sending in his sample.

May I ask the following to better understand the test results:

- Do the 10IU vials and 50IU vials contain the same list of excipients?
- And do the vials have the same concentration of excipients (percentage of dry weight?)
- How were the 50IU vials stored?
 
Thank you for doing this testing Lobster, and also thanks to chumpsickel for sending in his sample.

May I ask the following to better understand the test results:

- Do the 10IU vials and 50IU vials contain the same list of excipients?
- And do the vials have the same concentration of excipients (percentage of dry weight?)
- How were the 50IU vials stored?


After seeing this result, I want to test two vials from the 50IU single-vial batch I produced in October. These vials have no vacuum, and their size is twice as large as a standard vial. This means they contain more oxygen compared to regular 10IU vials , and this vial was manufactured two months earlier

Now, it’s up to you to decide whether non-vacuum-sealed vials have degraded or not.

I only produced one batch of this product, and since sales didn’t go as expected, I never produced it again. When I first tested this batch, the result was 96.82% purity, with no detectable dimer levels. These vials have always been stored in a refrigerator.
 
Thank you for doing this testing Lobster, and also thanks to chumpsickel for sending in his sample.

May I ask the following to better understand the test results:

- Do the 10IU vials and 50IU vials contain the same list of excipients?
- And do the vials have the same concentration of excipients (percentage of dry weight?)
- How were the 50IU vials stored?
Hello

- Do the 10IU vials and 50IU vials contain the same list of excipients?
+ Yes same

- And do the vials have the same concentration of excipients (percentage of dry weight?)
+ Not same. less mannitol, less sodium dihydrogen phosphate ,less disodium hydrogen phosphate ,less glycine for 55iu vials

- How were the 50IU vials stored?
+ Only rubber+caps and strored in fridge. 2-5 degrees
 
I honestly don't think it tested well. 95% purity and .21 dimer is not how it was advertised.

-Worst posted results EVER from this vendor,

-Significant deterioration in a very short period of time. This is exactly how oxygen damaged rHGH manifests. Greater instability compared to vacuum sealed or gas protected product.

Nearly 2% drop in purity and massive jump in dimer vs original results from just weeks before.

For those who bought numerous kits, is there some reason to believe it won't continue deteriorating at this rate? Of course not.

Now I'll let the shills go back to pretending they'd buy 95% purity UGL GH with dimer, vacuum means nothing, and love it, while they quietly get paid off in the background...
 
Code:
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Oxidized GH is characterized by protein unfolding and the promotion of aggregate development once reconstituted. We now know anything above .2um goes undetected and not counted as an "impurity". So the big jump in dimer and related proteins is just the tip of the iceberg.

Unless you're filtering it, you're injecting something less pure than the results indicate.
 
I have tested HGH many times, and I have seen many test results from my customers. Some of them I shared, and some I didn’t.

The results I have seen range from 96 to 98% purity. If you are looking for something negative, you can always find something to criticize . My opinion is that the HGH has not degradation within six months

I will share the one-year test results in October 2025

We will see the results together

Thank you
 
The vendor thinks I have been trying to tarnish his name when all I have tried to do was look out for myself. I honestly thought I was going to have a great source that I could place many orders with. I never would have thought I would be in this position and it has caused me way too much stress. I have said my peace and I will move on but I just hope others can understand my position.
You are not in the wrong here. Lobster's ego is overinflated from the cocksucking shills here and he can't take any negative feedback.

I tried reaching out to him in private about a similar issue and he completely disregarded it and acted like an arrogant piece of shit lol. It's just here on the public forum he puts on a facade and writes and acts like a professional. I decided never to buy from him again after the episode, it's that simple.

Anyways, just letting you know how it is, I don't even want to waste time in this thread :cool:
 
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