THETA Biotechnology Labs

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Chinamen to rep: “So how did intro on MESO go? Did they rike us?”

Rep: “well... not so much...”

Chinamen: “What was it? Did they not think freebies good?”

Rep: “no... they don’t like freebies”

Chinamen: “They no rike row row prices?”

Rep: “no, prices were fine... it’s just...”

Chinamen: “What is it?”

Rep: “it’s just... they... the Americans don’t like the Baboon. They find the blue asshole offensive.”

Chinamen: “But Baboon is king of beasts! Who no rikey the Baboon?”

Rep: “Maybe we should change the name? Our extensive research suggests something... Greek. Let’s use Theta.”

(-_-)

 

[Nononsense]

Chinamen to rep: “So how did intro on MESO go? Did they rike us?”

Rep: “well... not so much...”

Chinamen: “What was it? Did they not think freebies good?”

Rep: “no... they don’t like freebies”

Chinamen: “They no rike row row prices?”

Rep: “no, prices were fine... it’s just...”

Chinamen: “What is it?”

Rep: “it’s just... they... the Americans don’t like the Baboon. They find the blue asshole offensive.”

Chinamen: “But Baboon is king of beasts! Who no rikey the Baboon?”

Rep: “Maybe we should change the name? Our extensive research suggests something... Greek. Let’s use Theta.”

(-_-)

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Bwahahahahahahaha I read it how you wrote it!! I’m fucking pissing myself!!

 

[Masterofron]

I get my lawerism and fuckery fix from the underground until the Better Call Saul season 5 comes out

I’m gonna buy a new pair of mall-walkers in anticipation for season 5.

 

[MindlessWork]

The levels of shithouse lawyerism in the underground makes it worth checking in.

Lmao now that's an amazing quote.

Your avatar is just like me, except I still have hair haha.

 

[Theta Bio]

Obviously not taking this seriously enough.

Third party labs.
Not your own In house stuff.
I can edit a template too.
W&M
Janoshik
You get the point.

CRUMPLED paper with Meso and date.

Offer reimbursements for your customers to run lab tests of your products.

Tits

thanks for your reminder
The HPLC we provide is also tested by a third-party laboratory, but is a Chinese testing company.
In order to ensure objectivity, we will also do more English-based testing.
Photo of the lab with MESO is here

 

[Silentlemon1011]

thanks for your reminder
The HPLC we provide is also tested by a third-party laboratory, but is a Chinese testing company.
In order to ensure objectivity, we will also do more English-based testing.
Photo of the lab with MESO is here

2/3 answered.

Why is it that all these cheap Chinese UGLs refuse to answer all questions.
Is it s reading comprehension issue?

 

[Theta Bio]

2/3 answered.

Why is it that all these cheap Chinese UGLs refuse to answer all questions.
Is it s reading comprehension issue?

First: China’s source has never been treated with kindness.
Being laughed at and criticized often happens.
Second: Most Chinese do not like to talk, nor are they willing to make jokes. Because they are not treated well, they choose to keep their distance.
Third: There may be some reasons for reading comprehension.

 

[Theta Bio]

Why can't I see the pictures I posted, can you see them?

 

[Theta Bio]

@BigBaldBeardGuy

You are definitely a good writer. If you want to publish your novel, please let me know, I will be your loyal reader.

 

[Freakmidd]

First: China’s source has never been treated with kindness.
Being laughed at and criticized often happens.
Second: Most Chinese do not like to talk, nor are they willing to make jokes. Because they are not treated well, they choose to keep their distance.
Third: There may be some reasons for reading comprehension.

Three answers to one question, yet can't give one answer to each of three questions?

 

[Silentlemon1011]

First: China’s source has never been treated with kindness.
Being laughed at and criticized often happens.
Second: Most Chinese do not like to talk, nor are they willing to make jokes. Because they are not treated well, they choose to keep their distance.
Third: There may be some reasons for reading comprehension.

And yet... you reread it and still wont reply?

Dont bullshit me about "Chinese dont make jokes"
I've traveled China and Asia extensively
Wrong guy to lie to pal.

I even met my wife in Asia and she immigrated here

Absolutly the wrong guy to lie to, fucker.

As for "sources not treated with kindness"

If you stopped bullshitting and actually answered questions, you wouldn't be treated like shit.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.... chances are... it's a fucking duck

Answer the questions, or I will just assume you are trying to fuck with us and that you dont want anyone testing your product.. in case it is revealed to be bunk.

 

[Omegistosalex]

Yup we never treat a valid source like shit if they just comply, yeah some initial posts are posted for fun but for fuck's sake you are a drug dealer. You cannot say you got your feelings hurt. Prove you are good and you make millions, see the legit sources and how much they prolly make? You want that? Just answer and test your fucking shit. But if you try to cheat trust me nobody will buy from you, we make sure about it.

 

[Theta Bio]

Three answers to one question, yet can't give one answer to each of three questions?

OK
it's this questions ?
"Offer reimbursements for your customers to run lab tests of your products."

 

[Iron Vett]

OK
it's this questions ?
"Offer reimbursements for your customers to run lab tests of your products."

Ok then let’s fix this.

Will you offer reimbursements to your customers as an incentive for running lab tests on your products?

Now it’s a question.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Ok then let’s fix this.

Will you offer reimbursements to your customers as an incentive for running lab tests on your products?

Now it’s a question.

Fucker is dodging that like the plague.
Something is very fishy.

Shitty Chinese lab tests arent sitting right.

I've got a gut feeling about this chinaman

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Fucker is dodging that like the plague.
Something is very fishy.

Shitty Chinese lab tests arent sitting right.

I've got a gut feeling about this chinaman

It was the baboon, wasn’t it. It’s always the baboon. Damnit, I knew we should have named it something else but the marketing people assured us the baboon was a reputable, if not majestic, beast.

Oh, that’s right, it’s “Theta” now. As if that’s going to somehow make us unsee the BABOON PHARMA.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

It was the baboon, wasn’t it. It’s always the baboon. Damnit, I knew we should have named it something else but the marketing people assured us the baboon was a reputable, if not majestic, beast.

Oh, that’s right, it’s “Theta” now. As if that’s going to somehow make us unsee the BABOON PHARMA.

It's TRUE
I cant indee Baboon Pharma, that's probably it lol.

Either way, this guy is a joke lol

 

[Den84]

First of all hygetropin and kigtropin are the the most famous bunk hgh! I am surprised that there is still someone trying to sell this shit!

And why you wrote in your labels “made in E.U.” ?!? @Theta Bio

 

[Nononsense]

Ok, I’ve had enough.

Here we go chinaman here’s the questions I want answers to.

1. You say you’ve changed the name from baboon to theta. Why is that?

2. Baboon pharma is a European based manufacturer, how is it that the Chinese take on an EU based product?

3. Why is it that you won’t offer discounts, rebates or anything to those who submit your products for testing?

4. If you were a legitimate businessman, why would you not do your homework before coming to MESO, why would you not put your best foot forward and earn trust the honest way.

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In my opinion, your weak introduction and ridiculous postings tell me you are no lab at all, only some poorly executed scam artist like one of those telemarketing calls I get about my social security number being compromised. you sir, are not safe and I strongly urge all of meso to stay away.

 

[Nononsense]

Annnnnnd crickets