THETA Biotechnology Labs

Out of complete fucking boredom I might give the cream of someyouguy a crack.

I haven’t pissed with international in a while and if it’s shit...... well you won’t be here bro.
 
you win best comment on Meso today.

I’ll take what’s behind door number 2.
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Chinamen to rep: “So how did intro on MESO go? Did they rike us?”

Rep: “well... not so much...”

Chinamen: “What was it? Did they not think freebies good?”

Rep: “no... they don’t like freebies”

Chinamen: “They no rike row row prices?”

Rep: “no, prices were fine... it’s just...”

Chinamen: “What is it?”

Rep: “it’s just... they... the Americans don’t like the Baboon. They find the blue asshole offensive.”

Chinamen: “But Baboon is king of beasts! Who no rikey the Baboon?”

Rep: “Maybe we should change the name? Our extensive research suggests something... Greek. Let’s use Theta.”

(-_-)
I fuckin hurt myself laughing..
 
Anyone who submits for testing through Meso approved vendors will be reimbursed the total sum for testing and have material replaced.

UNCAPPED Bloodwork credits following Meso guidelines:
1st posted bloodwork $300 shop credit
2nd to post bloodwork $200 shop credit
3rd and every blood work after $100 store

From what I can see, there are two approved third-party testing facilities used on meso.


I offer that these two approved vendors post all results openly and freely in this thread on all Theta materials tested. Regardless of outcome. I wish to not be contacted prior to result posts.

Regardless of results, Theta will compensate the submitter the full sum of testing and replace the product tested.
 
Anyone who submits for testing through Meso approved vendors will be reimbursed the total sum for testing and have material replaced.

UNCAPPED Bloodwork credits following Meso guidelines:
1st posted bloodwork $300 shop credit
2nd to post bloodwork $200 shop credit
3rd and every blood work after $100 store

From what I can see, there are two approved third-party testing facilities used on meso.


I offer that these two approved vendors post all results openly and freely in this thread on all Theta materials tested. Regardless of outcome. I wish to not be contacted prior to result posts.

Regardless of results, Theta will compensate the submitter the full sum of testing and replace the product tested.

We’re lazy and need an incentive otherwise it’s not worth the bother. Reimburse the testing costs plus the Baboon vial replacement plus $50 store credit. [emoji106] Call store credit “Baboon Buckzzzz”
 
Well my friend, above I stated that 1 free product is on the table for orders.

So, upfront, added product will be sent to you.


I would like you all to know that we are here and plan to be for some time. We understand your apprehension in ordering from labs you don’t know or don’t have a relationship with. This is why we are establishing the incentives, simply to gain trust in the meso community and build relationships.

I also understand that many have come and gone for one reason or another. Some, with a scam or intent to harm. This is not our intent, only to do good business.

If there are suggestions that are within good reason, I will take them under consideration
 
For the rest of November, we will offer 20% off total price for anyone, including current customers.

We will also honor all blood work and testing credits submitted in this thread or the testing forum if MESO approved testing vendors are used.


We will also honor bloodwork credits if MESO bloodwork protocols are followed.

If there are any questions, the linked thread written by one of MESO’s own goes into detail on bloodwork protocols!!


***MESO Blood Work Testing Protocol***
***MESO Blood Work Testing Protocol***
 
Out of complete fucking boredom I might give the cream of someyouguy a crack.

I haven’t pissed with international in a while and if it’s shit...... well you won’t be here bro.

Received

Fancy packaging, but means little to me personally, looks good though.

TA was typical as fuck for international, to long.

Comms were good.

Quality TBD.

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Most definitely not a shill. Just a dude in Hong Kong who only has two companies who will ship to him...but these guys aren't cheap. Probably won't buy from them again. If I was a shill I wouldn't be saying that, would I? :D
 
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