Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

Only the ones with clits so big that they overtake the vaginal opening...
Remind me why I need you when I can fuck myself...? I might be stretched too wide from the clit to feel you baby. Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way

I would eat that ass and hope it’s maple syrup running out
That's such a compliment, sweet cheeks. :p

Got to have thick skin around here or a huge fat ass, ask your questions and you will probably get a valid answer. We don’t discriminate around here, well I do but that’s because I’m allegedly a racist :rolleyes:
"Or a huge fat ass"
:oops: I don't think having a huge fat ass has been getting my questions answered... at least, not validly...

U were a vasoconstriction to your ex
fiance's happiness...

:rolleyes: How long do I have to be here with you guys before I'm also allowed to laugh at these low blows?
 
Got to have thick skin around here or a huge fat ass, ask your questions and you will probably get a valid answer. We don’t discriminate around here, well I do but that’s because I’m allegedly a racist :rolleyes:

I tried googling to see if there was a fancy term for someone that hates the blind. Didn’t find it, so It doesn’t count

However, I made one up. Your an optoracist, and officially my hero
 
Remind me why I need you when I can fuck myself...? I might be stretched too wide from the clit to feel you baby. Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way


That's such a compliment, sweet cheeks. :p


"Or a huge fat ass"
:oops: I don't think having a huge fat ass has been getting my questions answered... at least, not validly...



:rolleyes: How long do I have to be here with you guys before I'm also allowed to laugh at these low blows?
What questions do you have ?
 
"Or a huge fat ass"
:oops: I don't think having a huge fat ass has been getting my questions answered... at least, not validly...



:rolleyes: How long do I have to be here with you guys before I'm also allowed to laugh at these low blows?


You had questions?!?!

Also, if you are not laughing or dishing out the blows, you are not invited.

Also Maybe you and @ShredMN can swap tank tops?
 
Remind me why I need you when I can fuck myself...? I might be stretched too wide from the clit to feel you baby. Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way


That's such a compliment, sweet cheeks. :p


"Or a huge fat ass"
:oops: I don't think having a huge fat ass has been getting my questions answered... at least, not validly...



:rolleyes: How long do I have to be here with you guys before I'm also allowed to laugh at these low blows?
That s why ima dig in your anal...i get in where I fit in
 
What questions do you have ?

You had questions?!?!

Also, if you are not laughing or dishing out the blows, you are not invited.

:rolleyes: So distracted by ass you guys didn't even know I had questions?!

I joke, I joke. I did ask about HGH in that other thread that got derailed by you lot, but I'm really only jesting. No real questions here I'm waiting on, sirs!

Also Maybe you and @ShredMN can swap tank tops?

Sorry, I have taste.... ;)

I hope it’s a 375lb dude in his moms basement playing you like a fiddle

Lmao. Actually, in my spare time I LARP as a 375lb dude in my moms basement.

Yes, it is I, @Anthony Minerva
 
:rolleyes: So distracted by ass you guys didn't even know I had questions?!

I joke, I joke. I did ask about HGH in that other thread that got derailed by you lot, but I'm really only jesting. No real questions here I'm waiting on, sirs!



Sorry, I have taste.... ;)



Lmao. Actually, in my spare time I LARP as a 375lb dude in my moms basement.

Yes, it is I, @Anthony Minerva
Nice fuckin ass bro
 
I bet you steal the bed sheets too :mad:
That's part of the "Authentic Girlfriend Experience". It costs extra.

Nice fuckin ass bro

I told you the first time bb, you give me the goods and I'll give 'em back. Full spread glutes with 'ESTP' on them and I'll make a sign to prove I'm legit ;)

Actually, I'll need '@Kim' on your other cheek, too. :rolleyes: Lady code.
 
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