So I was was doing sexy talk back and forth with a girl at work last weekend.. She was going on about how she gives the best bj's etc, and how it's my loss since I am married. I just set the record straight by telling her: "Hunny, nobody gets me off like I do.."
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Lol I’d never leave the house if I could suck my own dick
Still works though. All that Matters.
And just to be fair, no man will ever be able to top this thing in bed. Womanizer Pro. If Kim knows what this is then her mouth just watered at the sight of it... Makes women cum so hard they go cross eyed, and makes their little buttholes start winking like an optometrist in a dust-storm
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Was listening to RadioHead’s song Creep during the workout this morning. It applies to my statement.
Have spent far more on devices for my love of 30 yrs than I will ever admit to. Most of it has been a waste. Occasionally one comes along that I would classify as a keeper. Such an individual thing though. Still, worth pursuing.
Get her the Womanizer or the Satisfyer Pro then.. My woman has one of each, and we bust them out on occasion for seriously Earth shattering moments lol. They go full retard, and it's a lovely thing to witness
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Cleaning out a rental property I have today, found these. I don’t know shit about shit like this but they looked pretty cool.
Ouch!! That shit burns!!
Tastes bad too, right?
Probably.
That eagle is pretty cool, check to see if those cokes have cocaine
[QUOTE="TestiCult, post: 2478500, member: 94504]They go full retard, and it's a lovely thing to witness[/QUOTE]
Yes it is.
Obviously fucked up the quote.
Yes it is.
Obviously fucked up the quote.
phenominal34
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Just researched this , you ain’t kidding bud !!!! The reviews are crazy lol
T-Bagger
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The Coca Cola stuff looks collectible and I have a friend who would probably buy it.
johntt44
Member
Out of me and my wife, my wife is actually the 2 pump chump, haha! She makes me stop because she doesnt want to feel it too quick.
Yo, no shit just ordered the womanizer pro.... shits 50$ off so it better be worth it ! Lol
MisterSuperGod
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Use it on your woman. Don't go sticking that thing in your ass or something, then coming on here to tell us about it.
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